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JOKER_MAN Saturday, June 5th, 2004
Period of
Product Use:
Only tested19 of 20 people found this review helpful.

4 years
Products Used:
Ironman Intimidator
Lasoya Intimidator
Shocktech Intimidator
Alias Intimidator
More E-Blade Cockers than I can count
Angel Speed, Dark Ir3, Angel 4
Dye DM4
Marker Setup: 2K4 Warped Sportz Dark Series Intimidator (blue to black fade)
Empire Reloader B
WDP Angel A.I.R. (i'm not sure on the size, it wasn't my marker)
Lucky 15 barrel(made by Warped)
TC Viper Venom Paint
The fastest loader you can get preferably a Halo or Reloader B
Drop foward and bottom line because those are the few things that don't come standard
Strengths: Warped Warranty
ungodly fast
super smooth milling
Comes with everything standard
Good AMERICAN marker
Weaknesses: no real custom options, everything is already done
Review: This is a serrious honor for me to be the first to review the Dark Intimidator, so let me get started.....

A few months ago, i had the opportunity to test a new Dark Timmy that one of the refs bought. When I held it, i realized that it was a cross between a DM4 and an Alias Timmy(no lines in the body). After I looked it over for a while, I realized that warped had pulled no punches in making this thing, it had every Function part available, including a shortened delrin bolt and an Iron Cross ram cap for looks. When I field tested it, I checked my readings on the LCD in the grip: 23 bps, 64 shots, ect. The Dark Timmy is even freakishly consistent, only changing about +2/-2 fps. When i got to test it in the arena, I was making head shots all over the place. I also happen to be the six-foot-tall freak of nature on my team, so its also nice to have a super low profile gun like this.
And to top everything off, it comes with the * drum roll* Warped Sportz warranty that will repair damage caused by almost anything short of acts of God(tornadoes, ect) and personal stupidity( throwing your gun on the ground when you've had a bad day) for free.

Conclusion: If you can make the 1450(not including hopper and bottom line kit), get it. Personally, i'm getting it the next time I have $1500 burning a hole in my pocket. And if the Timmy isn't your style, Warped is coming out with the 2k4 Dark Series Matrix, Impulse, Dm4, Shocker(comes out in a few more weeks), Angel, and Cocker
10 out of 10Last edited on Saturday, June 5th, 2004 at 6:37 pm PST

Review Comments
JOKER_MAN Thursday, June 10th, 2004 | 6:11 pm PST
Thanks to all the readers who find this helpful!!!

Gary Abusive Thursday, July 15th, 2004 | 1:41 pm PST
"This is a serrious honor for me to be the first to review the Dark Intimidator"?

Yea, I can tell.

JOKER_MAN Tuesday, July 20th, 2004 | 9:35 am PST
hey, it is god's gun

thamcon Wednesday, April 13th, 2005 | 2:50 pm PST
amen to that, I got one too

cooper16 Monday, September 26th, 2005 | 8:47 pm PST
so would you call this the best timmy ever?

P8ntball 111 Thursday, February 2nd, 2006 | 1:27 pm PST
Is the barrel that comes on it accurate???

mundini14 Thursday, March 2nd, 2006 | 2:28 pm PST
where did u get it from and did u need to buy a bottomline kit?

English Timmy Sunday, April 23rd, 2006 | 11:05 am PST
what is the bps on this timmy?

FDS Monday, July 31st, 2006 | 10:18 am PST
its not that expensive only 700 on

Mxshadower Thursday, November 9th, 2006 | 9:31 am PST
Im thinking about getting 1, but can it use a high pressure tank as good as a low 1? (i have a dye throttle peanut 4500 high pressure tank)
Last edited on Thursday, November 9th, 2006 at 9:32 am PST

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