This gun so throughly blew away the other mental patient's guns, that they immediately ran to the corner to cut themselves.
Liquid Blue Dark Angel G7 Fly with 68.91 cal lucky 15 barrel, orbium 3 barrel kit, tado board, vlocity hopper, and CP rail, internal LPR from STD industries
Tippmann A-5 (for rec ball) With starfire front bolt, red aluminum power tube, polished internals, Flatline, and e-grip
I am afraid that any upgrades will spoil my holy gun.
OVER 2 BPS!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!
Made out of 1/8in plastic!
The awesomeness of this product is so great, it may injure to the unprepared.
I got this product, and all i can say is WOW!!! The moment i tore open the brown paper bag it came in, i immediately chucked my Dark Angel and Tippmann A-5 into the swimming pool, as i knew that neither could ever hope to compare to the awesomeness of this gun!
I quickly gassed it up and it leaked, but this must clearly be the gun sensing the doubt that still remained in the back of my puny mind. I then tried to load some paint into it, but the gun's feed neck, in it's holiness, decided my paint was unworthy and immediately broke to prevent itself from being violated. I corrected my error with an immediate spray of holy water, and proceeded to shoot the gun.
All I could say was WOW! My first shot was judged inadequate by the Holy Gun, and exploded into a spray of paint, a similar fate met my next 12 shots, but a further spray of holy water alleviated the problem. I then fired my first REAL shot, and it screamed downrange at an unbelievable 150 feet per second! I was astounded! So much so that I immediately changed the cylinder and shot it again, this time, 360 fps! The consistency astounded me and almost shattered my flimsy mind! I continued to allow the gun to wow me with it's awesome powers!
Up until the point that it decided my fingers were unworthy to grace it's thin plasticky-holiness, and the whole gun, in it's infinite awesomeness, exploded into a holy shower of blessed plastic. I cried for many hours until at last an idea struck me! I retrieved a roll of Sacred Duct Tape from one of the other patients at the mental hospital, and repaired the gun!
I was so overjoyed at the idea of being able to shoot the Holiest of Hollies again that I had to be restrained and given a triple dose of my meds! =) After I emerged from the coma, I gassed up my beautiful marker and shot it again, at which point it promptly took offense to my hasty repair and exploded. Again.
When i used this gun, i was able to achieve a SHOCKING 2BPS!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I doubt that any gun ever made could possibly even come close to this historic mark, and if they did, surely the world would end.
10 out of 10
Last edited on Sunday, July 12th, 2009 at 7:02 pm PST
why do brass eagle even bother to make these guns do they no there the laughing stock of paintballl??? i take that back seeing kids with brass eagles at paintball fields makes my day it truly does, and the reviews are just as great as seeing the gun explode in the face of an overly excited 7 year old.