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KPPCExplorer Sunday, September 2nd, 2007
The accuracy of this review is disputed. Please see discussion below.
Period of
Product Use:
More than 5 years10 of 13 people found this review helpful.

3 years
Products Used:
DM7, Angel, Ego
Marker Setup: Black Proto Matrix Rail, Black NDZ Slik Trigger, Black NDZ Back Cap, Viewloader Evolution II w/ Z Board, Pure Energy N2
Strengths: Accuracy, Speed, Consistency, Durability
Weaknesses: Hurts when it explodes
Review: Okay, so I went to my paintball shop the other day. I told the guy I wanted to upgrade from my Proto Rail. He pointed this gun out, the Brass Eagle Blade. The first thing that drew me in was the color. Than he told me it was $500. I sold my Rail, and bought this. Man, did I rip the paintball shop off.
This thing shoots so fast! I can empty my hopper in about 10 minutes! I couldn't even believe it. It was even shooting 3 paintballs at a time, now tell me how many $1,000 guns can do that?
The accuracy was crazy. I couldn't hit the same spot twice from 3 feet away. So that means if you miss your opponent the first time, you won't hit in the same missed spot the second time.
The consistency was crazy. I could get about 25 shots off my co2 tank. It shot around 100fps (that's feet per second for all you n00bs) every time.
It's durability is another key feature. Parts are always breaking off, so you can hold them to your eye and everything looks blue.

My only weakness I had was that it hurts really bad when the gun explodes. It actually killed me because a piece of the bolt went through my eye and into my head. I think my team lost that match.
Conclusion: This gun is so good that when I died, God asked if he could borrow the gun. I told him hell no, and he sent me to hell. But that's okay, because I shot the devil with it, and he died and went somewhere else.

Every time you shoot this gun, a girl WILL have an orgasm.

This gun puts the best guns to shame. Why use a razorblade to end your life when you could use THIS blade?

Perfect 10.
10 out of 10

Review Comments
p8ntbeast Monday, September 3rd, 2007 | 9:48 am PST
WTF, but probably one of the funniest reviews I have ever read
Last edited on Monday, September 3rd, 2007 at 9:49 am PST

Cookie Monster Monday, September 3rd, 2007 | 10:11 am PST
hahahhahahah lol

w00t3n Friday, December 7th, 2007 | 11:33 am PST

splatz99 Saturday, April 19th, 2008 | 4:19 pm PST

OhNoesXD Friday, June 6th, 2008 | 9:28 am PST
Best review ever

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