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Saturday, October 20th, 2001 |
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| Strengths: |
I guess you can eat the box if you have a diet that's low on fibre. But then you would have just eaten the best part of the game. You could try and eat the CD too but it probably tastes as bad as the gameplay is. |
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The game starts and your players just sit there like chairs, stools or other furniature, either that or they sprint head-on into corners and walls where they jitter and shake uncontrolably like those bumble balls a few years back, except those were fun to play with. I could shoot better in real life with a brass eagle edge, in the dark, if i didn't have my arms attatched than you can in this game. More often than not you can't see the paintball come out of your gun and when you can it breaks in mid air!!! Now how the hell would a paintball just suddenly break in mid air?? The enemy however with the same guns mind you can shoot you from literaly a map away. Also they seem to have guns implanted in their backs as they can shoot you from any possible angle wheather they're facing you or not. |
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If you want to have fun with fifteen dollars go to the general store and buy 10 packadges of thumb taks and a jar of maple syrup, fill a children's yard pool with the taks and coat yourself in the maple syrup. Then swim in the pool in the middle of a beehive farm. You will have more fun doing that than playing this game. Also you would probably have more fun sticking the fifteen dollars, penny by penny, up your rectum. You could also buy a hose and some ducktape and then ducktape the hose to your mouth and then pump water into yourself untill your digestive system explodes. Another thing that you could do with the fifteen dollars is buy a bamboo pole and get a friend to hit you in the head with it for thinking about buying this game. This game is undoutably the worst game ever produced for any system at any time in history. If there was a rating below 1 I'd give this game that because frankly, it doesn't deserve it. |
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