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pagepimp Thursday, April 14th, 2005
Period of
Field Use:
6 months
Last There: N/A
More than 5 years
Other Fields
in the Area:
most are closed
Review: Well where should I begin

First of all - there ARE enough refs, BUT they just don't feel like working, we had 6 players and two fields were empty so we waited and waited and... yep you guessed it - waited, guess what? No one came, so we took a different approach went out and grabbed a ref, he "ref'ed" (Iíll explain the reason for quotes later) for 1 game and then sneaked away, something about having to switch. Of course no other judge showed up, we had to repeat the "grab a judge play 1 game" all throughout the day...

Now in your mind what are the refs supposed to do? Watch for hits and call people out? Well the refs here pick a spot at the beginning of the game and campout there for the duration, occasionally yelling at a player and if the player doesn't hear and pretends not to, too bad the game goes on he gets to stay in. The only way to get a refs attention is to shoot him in the mask, otherwise you can yell your heart out without much of an effect. The only way to get a player out is to shoot him and then walk over and point to the mark.

Oh and lets not forget the smell, the whole place smells like sewer/dog crap, you often hear people say "what is that smell?" I think the smell is from rotting paint and maybe dogs? Not sure about dogs but the smell is very similar of dog crap.

Chrono is always broken, and when it isn't, its placed far away from all the fields -so it becomes voluntary to chrono, countless times you can complain to refs that someone is shooting hot and they just blow it off, some guys that I made go and chrono have clocked upwards of 380, THATS WAY TOO BLOODY HIGH! I can understand 305-310, spikes are to be expected, but comon that is just ridiculous

If youíre a new player this isnít a field for you. First no one explains anything; they take your money hand you a gun and send you on your way to be lit up like a Christmas tree by people that waaay outclass you. If you think that they separate you into evenly matched teams you have a heck of a surprise coming your way

The wooded field sucks to play on because its soo wide and long that the judges are completely useless once again... in the back you have all sorts of crap laying around including those big palm tree leaves, yes the ones that have the spiky needles on 'em, whatever you do don't start out at the far end, standing water -mosquitoes, and those palm tree leaves make it a terrible experience

The inside shop isn't a shop, no one is there to fix your gun, too busy, don't have the parts, don't have the know how, they do have some things for sale, mostly a bunch of useless crap, the only thing that is of use are the batteries they sell.
It has a bathroom, which is usually so smelly that you want to throw up and go do your thing in the bushes instead, most of the time its missing toilet paper and napkins.

Overall it sucks, but I go there occasionally to play cause itís free, they only charge for air and we bring our own. The paint they sell there is crap and they're happy to sell it to you cause its much better for them if you shoot 10 balls that curve instead of 1 that shoots straight 'cause you won't hit anything except by accident and use a whole box while you're at it. Can't imagine why they stopped charging for admission but I assume they got into some sort of legal trouble, Iím certain its not because they are just nice, no one is that nice to just stop collecting extra 10 bucks from you... something must've happen, wonder what that was? Anyone know?

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