Splatmandu
Excalibur
Hole in the wall
TC paintball
and many outlaw
Directions to the Field:
2266 Riverside Dr.
Ionia, Michigan 48846
Review:
My Team 'The White Devil Brigade' have been playing / training @ 'PainHill' For a couple years now. We love this place so much and were overwhelmingly Honored recently when they asked us if we would be willing to make 'PainHill' our HOME FIELD! Hell Yeah! The guys & gals that run the 'Hill' are Skilled Veteran Players, They are Professional, Courteous, Helpful and above all HONEST & SAFE !!!
Lets get a few things straight RIGHT NOW about 'PainHill" Paintball field.
#1 Painhill 'for the most part' is a WOODSBALL field! If you are unsure what that is,You need to do more research before you come running out here to play!
#2 If you are one of those "paintball players" who like to dress up like rainbow bright, who only feel safe playing on well manicured lawns or arena astro turf and tend to get lost without your inflatable (Debbie Does Dallas) blowup doll bunkers.This is not the field for you!!!
#3 The good news is, if you fit the description of the "paintball player" discussed in #2 there is "hope" for you yet. Why, I'm not sure but, there are couple fields still around here in Michigan that cater to you wussy asses. Please note your "pretty boy speedball style" of "paintball play" is all but dead! The last remaining commercial arena / speedball fields have failed or are failing right now! The last remaining are sure to die soon! The only ones still open are the ones lucky enough to have few suckers (like this Hammer_Time guy probably) who uselessly pisses away tons of cash (not to improve their playing skills) just trying to be trendy little corporate Sheep that love to blow money,,, and each other as well.
WOODSBALL IS BACK (actually it never left) AND HERE TO STAY...IF YOU CAN"T HANDLE THAT YOU COULD ALWAYS TAKE YOUR RAINBOW BRIGHT JERSEY AND JOIN THE CIRCUS!
