this is a funny storie

[slikna99]

i was walking bye this tree. i inspoected it first and thought that none was there. and i was right. then i went bye another tree inspected it and noone was there. then i went bye another tree and thought i saw someone. i fired 2 shots into the tree and didnt here anything so i kept walking. then i heard pap pap pap then i saw little explosions bye my feet. i turned around and saw the guy in the tree. i than shot at him one time and bulles eye. hit him right in the nuts. i tought he would fall out of the tree. tell me what you thought of this story and then tell me some of youre stories

[Stalker{JOS}]

LOL hahahahahaha yea thats real funny......(groan)....

[AllOleander]

hey slikna..

you must be the best paintballplayer in the world man.

this is my first time at the stories forum and i've read that you have taken out 7 guys out of 10 from a pro team w/ a stingray and you've only gone paintballing 3 times before.

now i hear you take out another guy when he should have had you and you turned and shot him in the nuts w/ 1 shot from a stingray!!

u must be amazing man..where do you live? so i make sure never to visit there..cause i freaking fear you man!!!

[Stalker{JOS}]

AllOleander,


nice sarcasim...

[Stalker{JOS}]

AllOleander,


nice sarcasim...lol

[AllOleander]

;)

(Atleast i can make fun of him w/o being banned .. you can always say you meant it)



well... now it wont work cause i just said that ;) LOL

[ctx]

7 pros with a stingray and its your first time hhahahahahahaahahahahahaha:D:);) (rolling on the ground about to have a heart attack)

[w00twoot]

I am no newbi or anything i play ever couple days at local feild i been playing for about 7 years maybe but i got shot in the nuts the other day it hurts more then i thought i used to wear a cup in tourny

[AllOleander]

yah cups are very useful..i wear one

some of my friends make fun of me cause i do but it take the sport more seriouslly then they do..and i just dont like being raqued..especially by a plastic geletin ball going 300fps!! so...bah

btw, how many mph is 300 fps? im too lazy to do the math and ive seen it on a site but me to lazy to look it up..anyone know?

is there a poll on who wears a cup when they play?
someone sholud make one...................

[w00twoot]

201mph to be exact i think thats fast i was hit at 350fps in the nuts
it was a tippmann with flatline i was longballed
I was on the ground I should of wore my cup

[terpsare1]

if you got hit directly in the croch and you were wearing jeans, would it still hurt, cause you got zipper and stuff there. why hasnt slikna responded?

[AllOleander]

im sure itd still hurt!! why not where a cup? maybe i could see someone not wearing one cause they dont have one, but i have one for soccer lacrosse (and airsoft :) ) so why not wear one!

btw...i hear soft words of "poll..poll" in the back of my brain..

[slikna99]

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[AllOleander]

Originally posted by slikna99
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wha wha what?

[Speedballer32]

i have a simalar story.... back in the day when i had my piranha pro... i was being bunkerd by this guy with an angel..so i doove to the opposite side that he was coming at my bunker and shot behind me as i feel to the ground.... we both hit eachother at the same time so as when were walking off the feild together... i noticed that he was hunched over and muning.. i asked him what was the matter... he told me i shot him right square in the nads... oohh man i thought.. i gave him my condolences and apologized... ouch... thats got to be a god awful pain... thats why i wear a ball hauler right there on my belt... can't count how many times thats saved me...lol

[flyingdeadbody1]

post 1,000!!! sorry

[AllOleander]

What?! I'm confused

[flyingdeadbody1]

on the main screen where it says "posts" in the first collumn. not my posts.

[AllOleander]

ooohhh...hehe