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abeaucha
06-25-2001, 10:45 PM
1. When your behind your bunker wave your trusty squegee in the air and they will think your cleaning your gun and run to bunker you

2. Just walk out like your hit wait until your in key position and unload

3.turn gun upside down shoot a few so your dry firing and say loudly but not to obviously Im out.

4.Scream surrender as if your next to the person and hope they surrender

5.Charge (not gonna help you win but will freak them out) have your whole team wreclessly charge theirs shooting.

blake_sw
06-26-2001, 09:30 AM
Lasoya did this against Team Dynasty in the Chicago NPPL. Dynasty thought the ref pulled his arm band so Chris Lasoya got up and pretended like he was walking to the dead box...right then he took out 3-4 (not sure) unexpecting Dynasty members before he ran to his bunker..where he got eliminated. He was the last one on the team. I've tried this two times and failed both :(

MINDofSIN
06-26-2001, 10:57 AM
I tried the DMW yesterday against a newbie.

He was tracking me and screaming "put your ****ing plug in!" I acted pissed and yell back, calling him a ****ing idiot and pointed my gun in the air(not above my shoulder). He shot me in the shoulder. Later he apologized.

I've seen it done but most players worth their salt will be watching for it when they're not doing it themselves.

Ultimate deception: Crawling

Leper
07-06-2001, 08:55 AM
Originally posted by box lid
Just the other day i won by taking out my spare tank with an on/off valve. i had my talon in one hand and my tank in the other. I slowly crept up behind the last player on their team. He didn't suspect a thing. When I was close enough, I tapped him on the shoulder , he turned around, and i sprayed his goggles with the tank so he couldnt see. He was just shooting random shots, so I kicked him in the balls as hard as I could. Luckily he was not wearing a cup. He fell to the ground screaming in pain. Legally he was still in play , so i dropped my tank, and picked up his STO Magic Mag . I had his gun in one had and mine in the other. The ref was still on the other side of the field, so I quickly unlaoded both hoppers on him as fast as I could. He passed out and I won the game. Later I found out that he had just started playing a few weeks ago. He apologized for not surrendering after I first sprayed him.

That's kinda funny, I just hope you're lying

CDietz
07-06-2001, 09:57 AM
i never actually tried the DMW. Tomorrow I will try it at the field and see if it works. Ill get back to you tomorrow or sunday.

Magnus55
07-06-2001, 06:56 PM
Originally posted by Leper


That's kinda funny, I just hope you're lying [/B]

Yes he is lying. He does it for attention. Poor neglected child... His parents didn't come to his soccer games or his ballet recitals, so he acts like an arse on the PBreview forums in hopes of getting some attention. Well we're all paying attention to you now Box Lid... enjoy your limelight. Soon we'll all get sick of your nonsense and just begin ignoring you, so enjoy it while you can.

ciaran.mooney
07-07-2001, 03:23 AM
read this somewhere online, i think its a bloody great idea :

Bob is the greatest paintball player in the world, no one can see him and he never gets marked out, he always gives you excellent cover fire and help.

Basically if your stuck behind a barracade with about 3 people shooting at you, you call out "BOB! There's 3 up ahead" Just enough so the enemy can hear you.

Then you start giving him commands like "Ok, you pop up and take the left one, ill take the right" You pop up and try and get one or two. Then get back down and say "Well done bob, they didnt see you!"

Ive never tried this but it seems like it works. And if theres two of you bunkered you can easily create the illusion of 4 players, and see if the 4 opposition **** themselves :)

flea_33
07-08-2001, 09:43 PM
my favorite trick is the endless grabbing for the plug in your pocket. walk out of your bunker and yell some profanities about you damn gun and start fumbling around in your pocket for the plug the shoot them

Letchworth40
07-22-2001, 10:42 PM
these are all evil. thanks for the tips.

Snoogens
07-23-2001, 07:53 AM
I will try that next time I play

Snoogens
07-23-2001, 07:54 AM
I will try that next time I play thx for the advice

abeaucha
07-23-2001, 04:47 PM
Ahh good ol bob. At first I thought you were talking about bob long, I was thinking hes not that good, but then I remembered it was at p8ntballer.com. good trick

filasophikal
07-27-2001, 08:27 PM
to do the dmw you gotta do it with style... i did it a couple times and succeeded both times, grabbing and hanging the flag. but if i ever saw someone do it, bonus ball for them, gotta make sure their out no matter what.

Insanekila
07-28-2001, 09:20 PM
i always wanted to do dmw but every time i was about to, the dead man area is behind me so it would be kinda obvious if i start walkin...:)
i will eventually try it though and see what happens