gotspy
12-24-2002, 09:05 AM
So I'm playing at the local field with my son and 4 of his friends. As we're waiting to go on I'm trying to talk strategy with them, and give them some pointers on how to stay alive...
This one kid, Neal, is so scared of getting pegged by a ball, he camps out in the rear every game and just sits there. He ends up with an empty hopper, but I never see him shoot.
So we're standing around and I'm telling them that you need to fire and maneuver, and keep moving so you don't get zeroed in. And they're all saying, "Yeah, yeah, I'm going to move up with you..."
Well the whistle blows, I make a mad dash to the right and up to the middle of the field. I'm bobbing and weaving, picking a couple of people off, when all of a sudden the world goes bright as I'm getting lit up from three different directions!
I look around me to see if anyone can lay down some suppressing fire so I can move up and get an angle on a bunker and NO ONE IS THERE!!! In fact, no one was ANYWHERE to be seen!
So I'm yelling for cover fire, and trying to get them to come out, and I see 5 people all huddled together behind the main rear center bunker...
So I yell that they better start moving or I'm giong to come back there and shoot them all myself. Well that worked because a couple popped out and started running.
Well because I had to get my team motivated, I didn't notice the kid getting the angle on me, and SPLAT! I take one to the mask. Now i get pretty upset at myself when I take it in the mask because that means I obviously missed SOMETHING...
So I'm walking out, and one of the kids that finally ran up with me is walking out too, cursing a bit, but really jazzed at the adrenalin rush of running up.
We get back and he tells me he was shot in the back... I tell him it had to be Neal. I don't know why, I just knew it was...
Well the game finishes (We lost, of course) and Neal comes out saying he got someone in the back! Our guy says, "oh, did he look like this? " and he turns around and crouches down; a big paintball mark on his back.
Everyone laughed, and I went to the other team for the next round. For that round we communicated, gave each other cover leap frogging up, and killed them in about 1.5 mins.
The last game of the day though, Neal is hiding in the back (As usual) and we're standing there watching him. I look away for a second and I hear this YEAAAAAA! and what sounds like a marker going on full auto.
I look back to see Neal charging the line. He made it half way, and I watched as he pegged this one kid as he stared up in amazement that neal had moved. Afterwards Neal comes out and goes, "That was AWESOME! I'm moving up from now on, and the paintballs don't really hurt that bad!"
DUH
This one kid, Neal, is so scared of getting pegged by a ball, he camps out in the rear every game and just sits there. He ends up with an empty hopper, but I never see him shoot.
So we're standing around and I'm telling them that you need to fire and maneuver, and keep moving so you don't get zeroed in. And they're all saying, "Yeah, yeah, I'm going to move up with you..."
Well the whistle blows, I make a mad dash to the right and up to the middle of the field. I'm bobbing and weaving, picking a couple of people off, when all of a sudden the world goes bright as I'm getting lit up from three different directions!
I look around me to see if anyone can lay down some suppressing fire so I can move up and get an angle on a bunker and NO ONE IS THERE!!! In fact, no one was ANYWHERE to be seen!
So I'm yelling for cover fire, and trying to get them to come out, and I see 5 people all huddled together behind the main rear center bunker...
So I yell that they better start moving or I'm giong to come back there and shoot them all myself. Well that worked because a couple popped out and started running.
Well because I had to get my team motivated, I didn't notice the kid getting the angle on me, and SPLAT! I take one to the mask. Now i get pretty upset at myself when I take it in the mask because that means I obviously missed SOMETHING...
So I'm walking out, and one of the kids that finally ran up with me is walking out too, cursing a bit, but really jazzed at the adrenalin rush of running up.
We get back and he tells me he was shot in the back... I tell him it had to be Neal. I don't know why, I just knew it was...
Well the game finishes (We lost, of course) and Neal comes out saying he got someone in the back! Our guy says, "oh, did he look like this? " and he turns around and crouches down; a big paintball mark on his back.
Everyone laughed, and I went to the other team for the next round. For that round we communicated, gave each other cover leap frogging up, and killed them in about 1.5 mins.
The last game of the day though, Neal is hiding in the back (As usual) and we're standing there watching him. I look away for a second and I hear this YEAAAAAA! and what sounds like a marker going on full auto.
I look back to see Neal charging the line. He made it half way, and I watched as he pegged this one kid as he stared up in amazement that neal had moved. Afterwards Neal comes out and goes, "That was AWESOME! I'm moving up from now on, and the paintballs don't really hurt that bad!"
DUH