hilarios stories

[billiam_time]

do u guys and girls have any funny stories to post?

Heres mine:Me and my brothers were playing woodsball.I was behind a tree and to the right of me was a drop and then level ground with a brother at the bottom. In front of me was 2 other players.The one at the bottom was who i was aiming for.Little did i know one of my other brothers in front of me came to my side,he shot me in the butt and the other one grazed my nut w/ no cup:eek: :rolleyes: :pissed:

[Cadet2005]

While not quite as painful as yours, I had an incident that really showed how some kids go out to play paintball not realizing that you're gonna get hit...

The field I play at has a woods game that is basically a square field a football field in length at most and a little wider with dense woods and a dropoff on the left after crossing a wide open trail. By the way, note I play in Texas so understand that mesquite trees are not exactly vaorable to being shot through as they penetrate flesh with relative ease let alone a gelatin paintball. From behind these trees drops off a small ditch that makes getting a shot in there under good conditions tough so I took three guys with rentals who didn't know what to do and deployed them behind a huge fallen log to parry an assault from the left flank. Well, I dropped down behind the log in a prone firing position and the others deployed in the sparse growth of shrubbery behind me. I pinned an advance down but ran out of ammo (I had finished a game JUST previous to that and had not yet reloaded so I had started with about 25-30 rounds and hadn't realized it) so I dropped out of the line of fire and was reaching for my pods. I shouted for covering fire and turned around but quit in midsentence as I turned to see the other three running out of there like somebody had shoved a hot poker up the rear. I had just finished reloading when I heard footsteps and manuevered to get a shot...no sooner did I line the guy up did he put the shot down between my mask and foliage cap (for those of you who don't know, look up a Ranger cap, same thing) where it broke and I was out...when the game was over, I spotted that my three guys were still huddled in the back, their hoppers still full so I asked why they ran...their answer: "We were being shot at"...How to do you reply to them?

Anyway, I get a laugh about it everytime...probably because that was me the first time I played.