Foreign Paintball? They STINK!!! Cop challenges me!

[Netsniper32]

Several days ago while visiting my cousin in Puerto Rico, we went paintballing to the nearest field. I brought my Dye Autococker, and everyone at the field thought I was some rich snob. They all owned spyders or stingrays ( pathetic little guns), and wanted to play me. Of course I denied their requests, why play with such insignificant creatures.
Well one of the locals hear me say this to my cousin, and ran by and tried to steal my gun! I then defended myself with all my might. I threw a rock at him. He fell to the ground and I laughed. Blood trickled from his forehead. His friend saw this and charged at me like a raging bull! I ducked to the side, and shot him 6 times in the stomach. I raised my hands in triumphant and started to hum the tune "Eye of the Tiger". But the lessoned to be learned her kids, rocks hurt people. Keep one handy if anyone ever tries to steal your gun.
Well all you losers are probably wondering what happened. The local rent-a-cop came, and saw what I did. He challenged me to a game! We started to play, it was a close match and had only 4 balls left. So I heaved another rock, this time knocking the man unconcious. I ran up while he was on the ground and unloaded with all I had left on his face. It was a great day.

[Cadet2005]

You're story is full of more holes than a block of Swiss Cheese riddled by 7.92mm fire. A) striking an individual with a rock is a felony even by their laws, in fact it is assault with a deadly weapon and B) I don't think the cops would have stood by and elt the "rich kid" get away with because you can bring mucho dinero to their department by something called "bail/bond". Third of all, something tells me you aren't cold enough or calculated enough to take such an action...might want to take some advice and "go away".

One more thing, I put you on report because of the advocation of violence and your inherent disregard to good taste and acceptable behavior as mandated by not only the agreement you electronically "signed" but also human decency as well (see Ebonclaw, I did listen.)

[Magnus55]

Wow... I'm honestly at a loss for words. So instead I'll give you numbers:
1. your story was complete baloney
2. you are a lousy human being, for even making something like this up.