Favorite sayings

[Nemessis]

These are mine one is a verse of a song

Losers whine about losing , winners go home and **** the prom queen-Sean Connery

Good Job Nibbles now chew threw my ballsack- Skinner

Skinner!!!- Super intendent chalmers

Nevah, Me lose? Comon, Comon man how can I lose? Im the best. I would nevah lose, nevah fall, nevah hate, nevah give up, nevah snitch or rat on my dawgs, i would nevah fall victim to the law, nevah run from a brawl, I know they say nevah to say nevah but I would nevah. This is my year loser is just not in my vocabulary, You understand who i am? Im Rowdy son of the god, I can not be touched.

How can i lose when i was born to win? Some say no bodys perfect can somebody tells me what the hell is wrong with them, the supreme ideal being, she on the pill, ghetto works, the queen and choc pimp compare, a mastermind design the perfect crime flow capactate the ghetto, and crush those who oppose, I should never lose, my name is Rahz so ima Rise and i should never fall, So just call me the son of God, Now before i rip constant, fools remember that flow sicker than leukemia cant get ridda dat, You mineaswell call the cops see me i play to win, if not ima ball nonstop.

I would nevah lose, nevah fall, nevah hate, nevah give up, nevah snitch or rat on my dawgs, i would nevah fall victim to the law, nevah run from a brawl, I know they say nevah to say nevah but I would nevah lose nevah fall nevah hate nevah give up never rat or snitch on my dogs, i would nevah fall victim to the law, nevah run from a brawl, I know they say nevah to say nevah but I would nevah....- Rowdy Rahz- Nevah the only song that has meaning behind it download it you wont regret it

[antiramie]

Im so pretty...pretty, pretty panda - Snickers commercial

Tramopoline, trambopoline - Homer

She touched my pepe, Steve - Multiplicity

The list goes on and on. Too many to list.

[MuckRaker]

I like my Sig ... but also:

"When the Going gets Weird, the Weird Turn Pro!" Hunter S. Thompson

[Nemessis]

SaxamoPhone!!! saxamophone!!!- Homer

[Nemessis]

A piece of bacon and a piece of sausage were frying in a skillet. The piece of bacon says to the piece of sausage, "Boy, it sure is hot in here."And the piece of sausage says, "Holy ****! It's a talking piece of bacon - unknown

[Phaelon Veritas]

Never trust anything that bleeds for more than a few days and doesn't die....

Dude your dumb your *** and your dumb....

I'm sorry miss jackson I am fo real :)

[antiramie]

Why would the sausage be surprised to hear a talking bacon if the sausage could talk? hmmmm.....must be a wonder of the universe.

[TLplus84]

Feeling stupid? I know I am-Homer
IF a oriental gets spun around..does he get disoriented?
DOH~!-homer

[Counterfeit]

Check my sig for a good one.

Here are some of my other favs:

"A police man has more law at the end of his nightstick than the entire United States Supreme Court"

"Just remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

Average anual salery for a police officer: $35,000
Coffee and doughnuts: Free
Gun, handcuffs, baton: Free
Kicking the sh!t out of the guy that jus shot at you: Priceless

[TLplus84]

i swear to God you were involved in the Rodney King incident :eek: hahah j/k j/k no offense to anyone here

[MuckRaker]

Yeah, no wonder police officers have such a bad Rep.

Anyway, speaking of bad reps, here's one from my favorite profession, journalism.

"Don't use a pen to pick a fight with a man who buys ink by the barrel."

[Counterfeit]

I posted those saying because I have self humor about my chosen prefession.

[Phaelon Veritas]

well if you have humor about it you have to laugh at that Banjo kazooey commercial where banjo gets pulled over and the cop ask's him if he knows why he got pulled over and he replies because you thought I had donuts? have you ever anybody ever give you a smart remark like that counter?

[Paintball Monkey]

I am so smart, S-M-R-T! -- Homer Simpson

My bologna has a first name it's H-O-M-E-R, my bologna has a second name it's H-O-M-E-R -- Homer Simpson

Don't ever pet a burning dog -- ME

[Nemessis]

My hotdog has a first name its L-O-N-G, my hotdog has a second name its T-H-I-C-K-Me :D

[Richy_C]

bob had ***** tits
homer no function beer well without- homer

[bowman57]

ill take the rapists for 600----sean connery, celbrity jeapordy on snl


blow me!!!!!............a kiss before you leave me baby--------dean martin

[MuckRaker]

Originally posted by Phaelon Veritas
have you ever anybody ever give you a smart remark like that counter?

You do know that Counter's not really a cop!?

[Counterfeit]

Yeah but i do do traffic stops, go to calls, and deal with the public in uniform a lot. I have gotten comments like that, but that was from people I know. No stranger has ever had the nerve to do that.

[TLplus84]

hey hey i've always wanted to ask this...did you ever watch the Police Acadamy Movies? are all police academies run like that?? cuz if they are..i'm gonna become a cop :D:D

[Counterfeit]

Acually polcie acadimies are pretty mcuh like boot camp, except there are a lot more teast and class's.

[TLplus84]

damn....no blowing up police cars..? :(

[MuckRaker]

I sure hope they drill the cadets on spelling!! :eek:

Otherwise, a lot of people are gonna be getting out of their tickets. :eek:

[Andrew]

Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow!

Its not whether you win or lose its how drunk you get!

To alcohol the cause of and solution to all of life's problems!

(last two are from the simpsons)

[MuckRaker]

I like to drink a martini
Two at the most
After three I'm under the table
After Four I'm under My Host.

Poet unknown

[A damn fool]

Sex, Drugs, & Rock and Roll

Party hard, rock and roll, drink bacardi, smoke a bowl, lif is good n sewx is free, were the calss of 2003

iF tHe OcEaN WaS BeeR..AnD i WaS a DuCK
I'd SWiM To tHe BoTToM AnD DRiNK My WAy Up
BuT tHe OcEaNs NoT BeeR..AnD i'M NoT A DuCK
So PaSs Me A dRinK..AnD LeTs ALL GeT F**KeD Up*-

[bowman57]

boobies boobies theyre also named tits, the more you see em the harder you get.


i once knew a man from nantucket.........(you probably know the rest)

[Nemessis]

Hi didly ho neighborino- Ned Flanders

Geese like geese, ducks like ganders, everyone else likes Ned Flanders, NOT ME, everyone else likes Ned Flanders- A really cheesy input at the end of a simpsons episode

[antiramie]

From SNL Celebrity Jeopardy:

"Ill take Colors That End in -Urple for $500. "This color ends in -urple." "What is light -urple?"

Sean Connery - Ill take Swords for $100.
(should have been s-words)

Mister Connery, what did u answer for the Final Jeopardy Question? .... Below Me? Below Me? I dont get it. Sean Connery - I bet u get it u Canadian fruit. HAHAHAHAHA.

[Cambridge Works]

two sayings i like

"Gah, i hate 98's" ~ me

Party Hardy
Drink Bacardi
Rock n' roll
smoke a bowl
sex is free
Were the class of 2003

Found it on a friends info

[TLplus84]

one of my favorites:
"One time in band camp....." LOL :eek:

[A damn fool]

Cambridge works, wrong order, look up, i already posted that one, u switched it all around.

[TLplus84]

lol thats soo great i wish 2002 had sometnhing like that..

[adVanCedSh0t]

My to fav are,

1. Shibby

2. Scr** you HIPPY!

[BaD AnDy]

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in there shoes. That way, when you criticize them, youre a mile away and you have there shoes.

[Ajax]

"It bit me, my computer bit me" -Gabe
"I wouldn't call this a computer. Nope this is more of a rapid wolverine." -Tycho
"How can you tell?" -Gabe
"Fur and teeth my friend, fur and teeth" Tycho

Penny Arcade going on three years of delivering the funny!
http://www.penny-arcade.com

[MuckRaker]

Lyrics from Frank Zappa song:

"Titties and Beer, Titties and Beer, Titties and Beer, Titties and Beer ..." and so forth until the end of the song. Oddly enough, the song is called "Titties and Beer."

[MuckRaker]

Just remember, if you can't Dazzle them with Brilliance, Baffle them with BullSh*t!

[stewieg]

mine is


i am the grave digger i dig up old tjtrsds