AHAHAHA TIMMIES TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!! (or France, depending on your point of view)

[elTwitcho]

So here's the deal, Bob used the defiant witht he ironmen for some time, and didnt really win too much. Everyone says "Bob sucks, he's past his time". So Bob doesnt get mad, he gets even or something. He designs the timmy, and everyone says "Yeah but what can it do?". Well, Bob sorta came outta the blue and won the Diablo Mardi gras tourney (the most drunkedest tourney in existence) people say "Yeah well do it again". So Bob goes to France and WINS IN FRANCE!!! THE BIGGEST EUROPEAN EVENT AND BOB WINS. TAKE THAT FRENCHIES. TAKE THAT RUSSIAN LEGION (BASTICHES!). TAKE THAT EVERYONE!!!!


Well, that may not have been exactly how things happened, but Bob did design the timmy, and what's important is that he did indeed win the Mardi Gras, and he WON IN FRANCE. TAKE THAT RUSSIAN LEGIO- oh wait, not gonna do that again

[Richy_C]

It wasn't bob, or the damn guns, it was the team as a whole

[jfoust]

yeah ahaha

[elTwitcho]

Originally posted by Richy_C
It wasn't bob, or the damn guns, it was the team as a whole

Liar, do you even play paintball?

[Imus]

I tried to call Bobbo today, but they told me he was in France =(

[elTwitcho]

Yeah, the nice lady in the manufacturing facility explained to me that he was in France and would be back on Wednesday

[Tanasovich]

it is a cool gun and all but it is made by 32degrees a national paintball supply company one brand i dont trust

[elTwitcho]

32 degrees makes good gloves, and that's all I can really say about that. 32 degrees has nothing to do with the manufacturing though, Bob and whoever else at Delta paintball machine the markers in their production facility next door to the paintball shop. All 32 degrees and NPS do is distribute them, in fact you wont find the 32 degrees or NPS logo anywhere on the gun/box/manual or whatever.

[pr0kch0p]

Originally posted by Tanasovich
it is a cool gun and all but it is made by 32degrees a national paintball supply company one brand i dont trust

who the hell are you? where did you come from?

i think you are talking about the bob long autococker. the rest of us are talking about the bob long intimmidator, one of the sweetest guns on the market today. now shut the hell up and get your facts straight, you are beginning to annoy the hell out of me.

[blake_sw]

Wow, people with timmies most be the best players ever, cause obviously the intimidator gives you super human powers. For bob, it's the power to weigh 500lbs and sit in the back corner and shoot 2500 balls a game!

[Sid]

Whoohoo... what astounds me is that a bunch of old guys are "pro-level".. and they won. And yeah intimidators are great guns.. but it is the player/team, not guns.. really now.

[Richy_C]

Originally posted by elTwitcho
Originally posted by Richy_C
It wasn't bob, or the damn guns, it was the team as a whole

Liar, do you even play paintball?
Oh my, the thruth comes out...

[elTwitcho]

Originally posted by blake_sw
Wow, people with timmies most be the best players ever, cause obviously the intimidator gives you super human powers. For bob, it's the power to weigh 500lbs and sit in the back corner and shoot 2500 balls a game!


Well, at first my post was masked as a joke. But now realizing that so many people agree with me, I admit, it's all true! My love life has even improved since getting an intimidator. And Richy, I tell ya what, you're wasting your time with this whole "practice" nonsense. It's all about gun, not the player at the pro level. Real skill is the kids with army surplus jackets, scopes and laser sights.

[filasophikal]

it wouldn't be surprising if bob and his team won the world cup later this year... it would not, since they are having a successful year....

[CountyPaintball]

Player skill is important, but a gun like the Intimidator does help. Greatest guns ever!!!

:) I like 'em.

[AllOleander]

I still like tricked Defiants :)

[elTwitcho]

lol, I was reading the warpig article and in one of their games that the other team desperately needed so they could get into the finals, Bob's team hit 4 of em off the break. Lol, that's funny stuff.



And all that stuff about Bob only winning because of the gun was a joke btw. I've got a timmy and I still suck

[AllOleander]

Originally posted by elTwitcho
lol, I was reading the warpig article and in one of their games that the other team desperately needed so they could get into the finals, Bob's team hit 4 of em off the break. Lol, that's funny stuff.

That sucks .. I've had that happen to my team and I was the only one left out of 5. It sucks. Can we say bunkered?



Originally posted by elTwitcho
And all that stuff about Bob only winning because of the gun was a joke btw. I've got a timmy and I still suck


LOL :D

[Imus]

ALL YOUR SKILL ARE BELONG TO INTIMIDATOR

[JorynnRace]

YA? Oh yA? Well I acctually talked to Mike Carrey today...

And I was like, "congradulations, and all that" and he was like "thanks..."

so there.

I'm better.

Then you.

Then all of you.



*looks around* I think I'm standing alone on this one....

[CockerBoy85]

I saw the throphy at DELTA today.it was pretty...

[krasher]

Originally posted by elTwitcho
And all that stuff about Bob only winning because of the gun was a joke btw. I've got a timmy and I still suck


Ah, so now Lasoya didn't steal all your moves? You still gonna kill him?

[filasophikal]

Originally posted by elTwitcho
I've got a timmy and I still suck

haaaa, that's comedy... you don't mind if i use that in my signature....

[elTwitcho]

Originally posted by krasher
Originally posted by elTwitcho
And all that stuff about Bob only winning because of the gun was a joke btw. I've got a timmy and I still suck


Ah, so now Lasoya didn't steal all your moves? You still gonna kill him?

Go to hell. Until he gives me credit for inventing running down blind alleys I dont want you to mention that name. And yeah phila, go for it :)

[Incube]

Originally posted by Richy_C
Originally posted by elTwitcho
Originally posted by Richy_C
It wasn't bob, or the damn guns, it was the team as a whole

Liar, do you even play paintball?
Oh my, the thruth comes out...
man twich that was hitting below the belt!

[UTLadiesMan]

Originally posted by Incube
Originally posted by Richy_C
Originally posted by elTwitcho
Originally posted by Richy_C
It wasn't bob, or the damn guns, it was the team as a whole

Liar, do you even play paintball?
Oh my, the thruth comes out...
man twich that was hitting below the belt!

Wow! look at all the quotes!

ugghhhh.... i need a life...

[CRUCIATUS]

I heard,,i HEARD, so dont start flaming me,,i didnt make this up,, I Heard that The Iron men are using Angels now....is this true? If so,,thats kinda dam sad

[elTwitcho]

I heard I HEARD...

that there are 2 Iron Men teams. SC Ironmen which is Dave Youngblood's team (of Dave Youngblood Enterprises) and Bob Longs Ironmen, which is Bob Long's team (Of Bob Long... something... whatever the hell his company is). SC Ironmen use angels, Bob's team (that are being talked about in this thread) use Intimidators.

[Richy_C]

and preception uses any electro thing on the god given earth

[elTwitcho]

Originally posted by Richy_C
and preception uses any electro thing on the god given earth

No, one of our loser guys who just hides in back all game (back players, psh) shoots a cocker. Sad thing is, he actually likes it! :eek:

[AllOleander]

lol

i dont understand backplayers either

is there really any joy in just laying down paint while standing behind the first back bunker?

i dont understand....

:)

Cheers

[Richy_C]

don't be a back player, don't get bunckered, simple as that

[elTwitcho]

Nah, playing back takes alot of skill for different reasons. They're the mind of the team. I cant see sh.t that's goin on in front of me until I pop out, and I gotta know that nobody is gonna pop me when I do, and I gotta know where they are. That's where back players come in handy

[Richy_C]

i know, but when all your doing is showing newbies whos the boss, they're worthless

[harrysacks]

anyone can stand back and just lay down paint left and right

[Edited by harrysacks on 07-13-2001 at 02:21 AM]

[filasophikal]

playing back is hard... why? 1) they are usually the last line of defense for any team 2) they can see stuff the front players can't 3) they lay paint, so your front guys can bunker the other team 4) its really hard to lay paint consistently in any situation... you gotta almost know exactly where the other team is, and what part of the bunker their shooting from, and when they're popping out to shoot. 5) Also laying paint is hard... because you're wasting soo much paint, that in any last second attempt to push or defend, paint can be vital and can either be your enemy or your friend. if you see bob's team do this... its because they're good at it... in the pros... they probably have the best defensive line so far this year. To play against a good defensive line... timing and accuracy almost has to be perfect in order to max out on the win.

[AllOleander]

not to mention timing on the reload

(and i dind't say backplayers werne't importnat, i just said i dont think it would be fun to play. any back players want to tell me why they like to play there?)

to spend money on paint..?!?! :D

[elTwitcho]

Originally posted by Richy_C
i know, but when all your doing is showing newbies whos the boss, they're worthless

Who's showing newbies who's boss?

[CRUCIATUS]

No, I guy at a local shop said that bob longs Iron men are using angels, he seen them using them in some tourny in the heat,,,said the timmy doesnt like hot weather or something. Like I said, dont flame ME...I didnt make this shiit up. Just some jerk off at a local store..

[Richy_C]

Originally posted by elTwitcho
Originally posted by Richy_C
i know, but when all your doing is showing newbies whos the boss, they're worthless

Who's showing newbies who's boss?
We alll know you have troble doing it, but oh well ;)

[elTwitcho]

Originally posted by CRUCIATUS
No, I guy at a local shop said that bob longs Iron men are using angels, he seen them using them in some tourny in the heat,,,said the timmy doesnt like hot weather or something. Like I said, dont flame ME...I didnt make this shiit up. Just some jerk off at a local store..

Tell that guy he's an idiot and then punch him in the face and kick him in the kneck

http://www.pbreview.com/fpics/elTwitcho071301145040boblongsIronmen01555.jpg

http://www.pbreview.com/fpics/elTwitcho071301145100boblongsIronmen01556.jpg

http://www.pbreview.com/fpics/elTwitcho071301145120boblongsIronmen01557.jpg

http://www.pbreview.com/fpics/elTwitcho071301145137boblongsIronmen01558.jpg

[elTwitcho]

And

http://www.pbreview.com/fpics/elTwitcho071301145215boblongsIronmen01559.jpg

http://www.pbreview.com/fpics/elTwitcho071301145253FinalsBobLongsIronmenDSC01739 .jpg

http://www.pbreview.com/fpics/elTwitcho071301145309MVC124S.jpg

http://www.pbreview.com/fpics/elTwitcho071301145328MVC128S.jpg

Ask that guy if he knows wether the All Americans are still using bushmasters too if ya get a chance

[AllOleander]

Originally posted by elTwitcho
Ask that guy if he knows wether the All Americans are still using bushmasters too if ya get a chance

Why? Are they?

[elTwitcho]

lol no, it's a ridiculous question. The All Americans all own/work at Smart Parts, The Ironmen are Bob Long's team and since Bob designed the timmy, they all use em, just like the AGD factory team uses all mags. To think otherwise is... well it's nuts

[AllOleander]

Those are some cool timmis in those pics

[AllOleander]

How many All Americans use shockers and how many use impulses? jw

[Richy_C]

like all of them use shockers cause they are so much better

[elTwitcho]

I love those guys. Play front with a shocker and 16 inch barrel and still do great. Gotta love going against all freakin conventional front player doctrine

[Richy_C]

To bad everyone else in the world seems to hate the AAs :( kinda sad, they got boed off the field in britain