View Full Version : Attacking from the rear RULES!!!!!!!!
I was playing at afield in Southern Virginia called B&E Games the team were about 8 on 7.We were play on what they called field 2. This field is wooded and is a favorite for people who like to stay in one spot. I have been playing for 2 years put it was my first time playing here.The field consisted of about a football field sized woodland area with lots of great bunkers. And a Huge fort on each Team's starting point, and a road on the left. I spotted the road beforew the game started and asked the ref if it was inbounds, he said yea always is always has been. Beeeeppp!!"MASKS ON"...."BARREL PLUGS OUT"........Beeeeeppppp!"GAME ON". I and my trusty Y2K Autococker bet it down to the road I shyly peeped out of the bushs there was nobody there,or so I thought, I stayed low and creeped along the road. I peered up and to the left of me a saw the ememy's flag in all it's blaze Orange Glory I could hear them talking to each other. "Hey Greg help help out here".I sat a minute and listened. " Hey Rich"........"RICH"......"WHAT"..."Is there anybody guarding the road"..."Yea that newbie is down there, you know Talon Boy"....."Oh OK"My heart raced there was only some 10 year old with a Talon there WHAT LUCK!!!!. I stayed in the ditch along side the road I crawled slowly and after travling about 20feet I saw him plain as day on the other side of the road in a sorry bunker. He saw watching the action to his left where the front Lines of each team where battleing it out. I crawled up further and got an angle on his bunker he still had not spotted me I drew a bead on him, I almost felt sorry for him ALMOST, I shot thwap goggle shot. Thinking fast I run up to him and told him to walk back up the road and ask the ref you there were to go now that he is out. I found a dryed up creek bed that I used to crawl up behind there starting bunker I could see the backs of the other team, then the one closest to me,he was about 20 yards off glanced around he turned around in his bunker and looked at me and motioned for me to move up then I held up the arm with the blueband up in the air and pionted to it, put before he could bring he gun to bear on me and rained out 3 shots at him, I then proseeded to hit 4 out of there 8 in the back, then the $#!* hit fan two dudeswith Tribals turned around and wailed on my paint flew everywere I lied down prone in the ditch and began to put up some resistanse then the little Tribal carrying guys began to advanced on me I firing my cocker for all that it was worth. I began to call out to my team mates"Hey Blue I'm in their rear"...."I'm in the rear there nobody on there right"....."Help me out back here". Within Two minute the Cavalry had arrived and it was welcome. I only had 20 shot left in my hopper and only 400psi left in my tank my watch as my team eliminated the remaining opposition with deadly accuracy. We won the game 7minutes under the 30min time limit.
Tell me what you think about my story.
BaD AnDy
12-21-2000, 09:10 PM
Hehe, you probably thought you were screwed for a minute there. ;)
Yea dude I thought that I was going to get outflanked before help would arrive.
PBSouLjAh
12-30-2000, 04:25 PM
DONT MAKE FUN OF ME! I WAS THAT TALON BOY! jk.....i felt sorry for that talon boy. but i think you should have unloaded about 20 balls on him to teach him that he chose a bad place to hide and that he wasnt looking around him. hhaha....i would have unloaded my hopper on him.
Angst
01-05-2001, 10:53 PM
Overshooting anyone, let alone a 10-year-old kid is quite possibly they most asinine thing I’ve ever heard. Overshooting is a vicious act, and is stupid and pointless. All your doing is wasting paint, giving away your position, and in the process giving making life miserable for someone who might have otherwise had a fun day.
ElectricHead
01-05-2001, 11:22 PM
i agree overshooting some lil kid is *** ***... if its someone who has been cheating or deserves it im cool with that but a 10 year old with a talon?
MeWrOq
01-06-2001, 08:43 AM
I think fitz handled the talon kid very well. He shot him in a place that doesnt hurt, goggles, and then told him where to go to get to the dead zone.
jcspaintball
01-19-2001, 04:25 AM
Why did you show the guy who thoguht you were on his team your arm band?? Do you know how cool it would havce been to walk up to him, and stick your gun in his back and say "surrender"?
LOL
MuckRaker
01-22-2001, 08:25 PM
It's one thing if you're in a serious shootout with someone, I can understand overshooting if it's in the heat of the moment ... But to intentionally unload on someone ... regardless of their age ... It Just Ain't Right.
I found myself in situation the other day ... I was behind a small barrier and there were three dudes in a bunker up ahead of me, they had me pinned down pretty well. I'd lean out and fire three shots at the gunport one of them was shooting through, and then duck back behind my barrierb ... PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP ... they rained paint all over that barrier to the point of it being funny (I literally started laughing at them) I think they only reason i was able to take all three out is cause they ran out of paint. Overshooting didn't work to their advantage.
PBSouLjAh
01-31-2001, 02:19 PM
gosh i was just kidding. i would never seriously over shoot someone. i want newbies to see how much fun paintballin is. the first time they go, they get shot 200 times in a minutes....dats no fun. also im just not dat kinda guy dat would do dat.
Hey Fitz all you needed was a love intrest and you got a movie on your hands!LOL
My definison of "overshooting" is haveing 3 or more balls in the air at one time! Or if someone gets hit (With breakage) more then 2 times!
meason17
02-15-2001, 11:18 AM
where I play it takes a lot for these little cheaters to call themselves out in the first place. The only way you can get them to admit that they're painted is to light 'em up so bad that a 747 could use them as a runway light.
TLplus84
02-15-2001, 08:26 PM
well overshooting can be accidental..if you lay down a string of shots, and there are 2 hits, you'er going to stop..but all those shots already up..i can understand that right? but yeah...unloading a hopper on some poor kid with a talon is just messed up..you do taht for the cheaters :D
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