What to do when you know youre gonna get pasted! [Archive]

ace2054

07-11-2001, 11:10 AM

Why not do a "run for your life" and if you survive thats good but if not, do a dramatic style death, its very funny IF you play with friend only. Or do rambo style shooting, stand up and shoot all you got =P.

ciaran.mooney

07-11-2001, 11:33 AM

Did that once, my *** was lit up like xmas tree!

in trauma

07-11-2001, 11:51 AM

i either call my self out or shoot at them whiles protecting my balls

VeNoM

07-11-2001, 11:54 AM

depending on the situation, i will fight as much as i can throwing paint all over the place, or just call myself out.
trying to fight is way more fun though = )

CDietz

07-11-2001, 12:37 PM

we were playing a 3 on 3 game against some amateur team. my 2 teammates were eliminated so it was 1 on 3. i retreated and somehow didnt get hit. they underestimated me and didnt work as a team. so i ended up having 3 eliminations and I hung the flag

Richy_C

07-11-2001, 01:29 PM

Shoot, and don't stop, takem with you, don't go alone

unknown

07-11-2001, 02:03 PM

other day when i was playin, 2 on my left, 1 dead in front, 2 very near right, i saw 'em coming and peeked left, more shots, so i just stuck out my foot and got shot there, went out pain-free :-D

AllOleander

07-11-2001, 02:44 PM

I like Rambo style .. but only if you have quite a few layors (sp?) on :)

Like if it was cold outside so i threw on a sweatshirt i would do it. But, i usually wear shortsleeves and getting lit up from closerange hurts! :eek:

Jake

07-11-2001, 03:41 PM

I just stick it out and try to take some of them down. You snap shoot and don't go in unless you see balls flying at you. If you hear the bunkering coming just lean out the side and shoot him on his way there. But the first part I talked about works real well. They will try moving up on you and you can usually get one or two because they are playing the bunkers real loose.

banzaimf

07-11-2001, 04:09 PM

Originally posted by ciaran.mooney
What to do when you are going to be bunkered by about 4 people (just an example) :

Stick your head between your legs ... and ... kiss your *** "goodbye!"

If you are completely stuck i.e. nowhere to run to. pick one and start hammering. Do not deviate until he is tagged or you are tagged. Ignore the guy running in on your left until he hits you... just keep hammering at the one guy.

What happens a lot of the time is that people jerk between too many targets and hit none of them. God knows I've done it too many times myself.

banzaimf

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Codestar20

07-11-2001, 07:49 PM

If I know I will get smoked not matter what I go out Rambo style and run and shoot at whoever I can. But once in a while if I think I have a chance I will take my time and snap shoot. I usually lose though. Oh well.

in trauma

07-11-2001, 08:43 PM

running wont realy help because your still gona get hit

w00twoot

07-11-2001, 08:49 PM

i got shot in my nuts it does hurt i was on the ground for a couple mins

fear my impulse

07-11-2001, 08:54 PM

don't go and be known as "the little wussy that called himself out..." that's happend to friends of mine, i didn't like it when it was them, and not me. it just bugs me to see my friends getting made fun of by other ppl i don't know. just lay a s#it load of paint down, and keep it that way, get a guy to move up on them, or keep them down as well. untill you run outta paint, or there was no other guy..then you can kiss your *** good-bye.

Super Nick

07-11-2001, 09:17 PM

Since you can never know for sure that you're going to get pasted, you should always make a fight of it. There's always a chance that the other team will make a dumb mistake and you'll still be able to come out victorious.

cranberynvodka

07-12-2001, 05:55 AM

dead man walk it hahahahahaha

CRUCIATUS

07-12-2001, 07:16 AM

man, this past weekend i got lit up. I had about 4 on 1,,i was snap shooting but could see them coming. Its actually quite scary I think. Then all of a sudden this basterd comes running, i could here him thats even more scary, he shoots me 6 times point blank. Oh yeah, i had some words with him. He was supposed to yell surrender..but did not....

cranberynvodka

07-12-2001, 07:56 AM

shouldv retreated back

CDietz

07-12-2001, 07:56 AM

Originally posted by w00twoot
i got shot in my nuts it does hurt i was on the ground for a couple mins

last weekend i saw a ref get lit up in the nuts. they thought he was a player so they shot him like 8 times

krasher

07-12-2001, 07:57 AM

Oh quit your whining, bunkering is part of the game.

scott44

07-12-2001, 08:52 AM

I like rambo style. I was playing a 3 on 3 game and both of my teammates got out so it was 1 on 3, 2 people came to bunker me on the right side, and there was a newbie with a pump in the back left side of the field. So i took of running straight at that newbie, the 2 people on the right missed me and i got about ten feet in front of the newbie and he shot me 3 times. oh well, i would rather make a newbie feel good that he actually hit the guy with the "Big, bad autococker:)" than boost the other guys egos even more than they are now.

Brady

07-12-2001, 11:09 AM

it was a 3 on 3 game and my 2 teamates were tagged and one of the the other team was gone so it was 2 on one. They both shot about 20 rnds every time i poked my head out. I kept poppin my head out hoping one would run out, and it worked. He was 2 afraid tot run for the flag so i payed more attention to the guy with the ammo. After about 50 misses i finally hit him, right on the nuckles. Now it was one on one. I checked my hopper and there was like 3 more rnds, i missed on all three. When he noticed i was out he bolted for the flag, same with me but he got there first. Thats what i get for playing back.

UTLadiesMan

07-12-2001, 11:16 AM

If you have no dignity, you could always scream and cry like a little girl. When they stop and laugh at you, shoot 'em in the nads. After that, you should probably leave the field before someone kicks your ***.

orryn

07-12-2001, 11:38 AM

Originally posted by CRUCIATUS
man, this past weekend i got lit up. I had about 4 on 1,,i was snap shooting but could see them coming. Its actually quite scary I think. Then all of a sudden this basterd comes running, i could here him thats even more scary, he shoots me 6 times point blank. Oh yeah, i had some words with him. He was supposed to yell surrender..but did not....

That happened to me about 4 weeks ago. I was playing speedball, and I was one of the last two ( as it happened we were both behind a very large bunker). 5 guys (very big game of speedball, 8 on a side) had managed to get on the other side of our bunker, while one or two other guys sprayed it. The five guys pop out, with yelling surrender like they should have, and unload at me an the other guy from 3 feet away. I got hit five times: once in the arm (left a bruise with a 4" diameter), once in the hip, once in the foot and twice in my hopper. My hopper shattered and a few pieces flew out of it. :mad: The other guy got hit a point blank twice on top of the head. He had a bad headache after that.

AllOleander

07-12-2001, 11:39 AM

Originally posted by UTLadiesMan
If you have no dignity, you could always scream and cry like a little girl. When they stop and laugh at you, shoot 'em in the nads. After that, you should probably leave the field before someone kicks your ***.

LOL

Guess the movie:

"Has anyone ever told you 'Sounds like a case of the mondays?'"

"No. No man. In fact, you would probably get your *** kicked saying something like that."

banzaimf

07-12-2001, 12:54 PM

Originally posted by AllOleander
Originally posted by UTLadiesMan
If you have no dignity, you could always scream and cry like a little girl. When they stop and laugh at you, shoot 'em in the nads. After that, you should probably leave the field before someone kicks your ***.

LOL

Guess the movie:

"Has anyone ever told you 'Sounds like a case of the mondays?'"

"No. No man. In fact, you would probably get your *** kicked saying something like that."

I think my cube farm was the inspiration for Office Space

banzaimf

trying to look busy

fate tempter

07-12-2001, 01:11 PM

you have to stand up blazing as you say a cool saying. like "snoogans to the mother F*ckin' dudes!" or "Count the shells suck a duck!" or do the previous sugested kiss your *** goodbye

AllOleander

07-12-2001, 02:15 PM

Originally posted by banzaimf
Originally posted by AllOleander
Originally posted by UTLadiesMan
If you have no dignity, you could always scream and cry like a little girl. When they stop and laugh at you, shoot 'em in the nads. After that, you should probably leave the field before someone kicks your ***.

LOL

Guess the movie:

"Has anyone ever told you 'Sounds like a case of the mondays?'"

"No. No man. In fact, you would probably get your *** kicked saying something like that."

I think my cube farm was the inspiration for Office Space

banzaimf

trying to look busy

OFFICE SPACE IS CORRECT!! That movie was so funny

07-12-2001, 02:27 PM

Originally posted by fear my impulse
don't go and be known as "the little wussy that called himself out..." that's happend to friends of mine, i didn't like it when it was them, and not me. it just bugs me to see my friends getting made fun of by other ppl i don't know. just lay a s#it load of paint down, and keep it that way, get a guy to move up on them, or keep them down as well. untill you run outta paint, or there was no other guy..then you can kiss your *** good-bye. gosh man i never knew you cared <tear>

07-12-2001, 02:32 PM

and im not the wussy that called himself out thats prob my other friend :D

Red_October

07-12-2001, 11:19 PM

When I am out manned an know someone is going to bunker me I try to figure out what side the rush is coming too and run out the opposite side spraying as much paint as possible. You have about a 50/50 chance that this is going to work but it has worked for me a couple times just because the person rushing thought I would try to make a retreat. On the other hand if you do hit the guy rushing your probably going to get your arse lit up by his partner laying down the cover fire. :)

AllOleander

07-13-2001, 09:39 AM

Yah how would that work? So you run around the bunker just as the enemy comes around to bunker you

the cover fire would light you up!

AllOleander

07-13-2001, 09:40 AM

You said you've done it a couple times, how did you do it?

Was there no cover fire or something? Or did you splat the enemy covering?

Oo CaSpEr oO

07-20-2001, 01:19 PM

Hmm.. keep calm. I was in a speedball game where it was 4 on 2. I was in the center of the field controlling both sides of the tape, while my friend was behind me to my right in another bunker. I kept calm, and one by one, they fell. My friend dashed, while I laid down the paint. This was probably one of my most memorable times paintballing.

paintballer56

07-20-2001, 05:51 PM

go rambo style try to take at least one or two out

~*DarkAngel69*~

07-20-2001, 06:22 PM

I kinda think (****, ****, and o damn at the same time as thinking of what I did wrong in the game and if I should run or not......which isnt a good idea..o well.

07-21-2001, 10:52 AM

well last time i played i was outa piant lol and was the last one in so i just started shooting air it was kinda funny it acually kinda help a little

blake_sw

07-21-2001, 10:55 AM

Hmm, well since I'm usually on the tape it's easier for me. I haven't had this situation for a long time...actually, NEVER. So I can't say what I'd do, if it happens tommorow I'll post how bad I paniced.
If there's only one guy left on the other team and atleast two on mine, hehe, that boy's gettin bunkered :D

Richy_C

07-21-2001, 11:06 AM

what if it's a newbies dad and he gets super pissed that some one shot him that close and he leaves, forever? then again, it could be that super rich cocker newebie, spray away

blake_sw

07-21-2001, 11:22 AM

If it's a dad or little kid, I'll jus move up one bunker and try to shoot him at an angle, from a distance. Little kids cry easily. If it's some rich kid with a nice gun, I'll deliberatly go for his gun, give it a nice anno job :D:D

Richy_C

07-21-2001, 11:42 AM

1 guy like flipped out cause some one hit his PK annoed cocker, but that anno costs like 700

blake_sw

07-21-2001, 11:45 AM

HAHA, I hate gun hits, have to take the next game out to clean crap outta my gun (open top cocking like bushy, hate it when paint gets in there).

Richy_C

07-21-2001, 12:00 PM

try taking a hit to the nice big hole in the side cocking part of your old spyder

blake_sw

07-21-2001, 12:03 PM

Umm..no thank you. That must suck for people with heavily milled guns.

Richy_C

07-21-2001, 12:12 PM

i've seen guys stop playing for a day after taking a hit to the neumatics

blake_sw

07-21-2001, 12:16 PM

I played 3 weeks ago and could barely walk for the following week. It's important to stretch before pball, remember that kids.

Richy_C

07-21-2001, 12:27 PM

also important to shoot refs when they are not looking to keep confidence up

Paintball_Playa

07-22-2001, 09:27 PM

CALL YOURSELF OUT!!, NO!!!!!!, J/K, this is a hard situation but I would probably run to the bunker beside, not in front of me, shooting the whole way. If you get popped, so what, it's only a game.

Paint Bulley

07-22-2001, 09:33 PM

My personal favorite is to run in small circles jumping around. It is quite funny to get people's reaction's afterward. Some guy shot at my fet like 50 times and waited for me to fall back to earth and get in the way of his paint. It was funny.

To do it effective though you must jump high and tuck your feet. Also keep your arms up close and your softest side to the person so you get bounces. One time I had 2 butt bounces, 3 arm bounces, 1 stomach bounce, and 2 thigh bounces before it broke on my chest.

And the guy was close too, it hurt.

unknown

07-23-2001, 04:37 AM

Originally posted by Paint Bulley
My personal favorite is to run in small circles jumping around. It is quite funny to get people's reaction's afterward. Some guy shot at my fet like 50 times and waited for me to fall back to earth and get in the way of his paint. It was funny.

To do it effective though you must jump high and tuck your feet. Also keep your arms up close and your softest side to the person so you get bounces. One time I had 2 butt bounces, 3 arm bounces, 1 stomach bounce, and 2 thigh bounces before it broke on my chest.

And the guy was close too, it hurt.

-ouch-.

Snoogens

07-23-2001, 08:15 AM

well that happened to me and I just shot until I was wasted yeh it sucked but I know that I took out at least 2 or 3

SandStorm

07-23-2001, 08:17 AM

Its the best to run AT them while they are trying to bunker you! That gets your andrenaline going and you almost always take one back with ya. I did that to two guys and bounced a paintball off one guy's nuts, that had to hurt. They were 32* paintballs which bounce 90% of the time. The funniest thing I ever did was rush a bunker head on that had two people by it while running and shooting, and guess what, eliminated them both, pure luck. :)