Counselors use paintball?

[I_Love_CMI]

Hey guys i juts got done talking to my sons counselor and she said it would be "therapeutic" for him to play paintball. Heh can you imagine a subscription for paintball

[Flanders]

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and hehe yea i can see it

ehem, mam, uve got a spastic colon, a bad liver, and ur half retartedm ur very depressed

i recomend you go out to the local paintball feild.

[I_Love_CMI]

LOL! Now that my friend is funny! No my sons counselar thinks we should do more stuff together. I dont mind it at all really. In fact I spoil my son. So does my father. I am thinking about taking him to a field soon. Im not sure if hes ready though.

[Killer Kat]

Hey I think that's great! You both will enjoy not only the game, but each others company. You'll find it does bring you closer together and establish teamwork.

Alot of big companies do this for the very same reasons!

[Calebd2]

:tup:
That would be a great thing for you and your son to do together! Try it out!

[Killer Kat]

I'd see if you could get the counlelors to go with ya! You and your son on one team, and the counselors on the other! ;)

[Calebd2]

Wait your son is 6, isn't that a bit young?

[tonysk83]

yea most fields u ahev to be ATLEAST 10:|

[manbot]

you dont have to be ten in I love CMI's redneck land

[MuckRaker]

it's gonna be real hard finding a mask to fit a 6-year-old ... My son is six, and my mask won't tighten up enough to stay on his head ... and he's got a big ol head! :eek:

[JTramoDude]

last time i saw a father-son outing the son happened to get shot in the rear by his daddy on the same team... i was crying it was so funny. heheeh

[Calebd2]

We have a six year old who plays sometimes, but we don't shoot at him...

Thats when we play outlaw, fields dont allow youngins

[MuckRaker]

first time i took my oldest son to play (he was 12) I let him get bunkered. He was scared of getting hit, so I figured that was the best way to cure him ... he didn't like it at first, but he's gotten over it now. :D

[I_Love_CMI]

Yes my son is 6 years old. I bought him an oficial JT Junior mask that will fit him perfectly. Im just afraid that if he gets shot he is gona cry and think that paintball is no fun. I was wondering about hiring someone he can shoot at so he realizes that its not the getting hit part thats fun its hitting the other guy. If you catch my drift.

[MuckRaker]

Originally posted by I_Love_CMI
Yes my son is 6 years old. I bought him an oficial JT Junior mask that will fit him perfectly. Im just afraid that if he gets shot he is gona cry and think that paintball is no fun. I was wondering about hiring someone he can shoot at so he realizes that its not the getting hit part thats fun its hitting the other guy. If you catch my drift.

You need to realize that if you or anyone else shoots your 6-year-old son with a paintball that you and that person are committing child abuse, plain and simple ... You really need to THINK about what you're doing and saying. Your son is not old enough to understand the game or the consequences of being hit. I seriously doubt that your counselor wanted you to take your 6-year-old son balling on a field, or in an outlaw game. If you think that is what your counselor thought, then you should call him/her and ask him/her to clarify what he/she meant.

I hope that you are not seriously thinking about letting someone shoot your small child with a marker. if you are, I will ask the administrators on this site to reverse directory your email address, your IP address ... whatever it takes to get your address so I can report you to the department of children and families in your city/state.

What you are considering is completely and totally wrong, and you should know that.

[UEAKCrash]

you read his post wrong. He meant he was thinking about hiring someone to GET shot by his son and not try to hit him. That way, his son wont get hit and still enjoy the game. and maybe when he gets older then they'll actually play for real. But for now, he wants to do it this way so his son likes the sport.

[Calebd2]

He was wondering, so I believe he is pondering both ideas. If you do that man that's just stupid and cruel

[I_Love_CMI]

No. My counselar ment for me to take him with me and watch/play. The only way I would let my son play is if everyone else has there gun at 80 f.p.s.! I really dont want my son to get hurt. But he likes to watch me play.

[Calebd2]

"Hey guys i juts got done talking to my sons counselor and she said it would be "therapeutic" for him to play paintball"

That doesnt sound like watching to me...

You need to make that more clear


Why does little johhnie have a counselor ne ways?

[I_Love_CMI]

:cunfused: make what more clear?

[Azn_gansta]

have ur son shoot u. y cant u do that?

[Calebd2]

You did not make it clear that he was going to watch

You said he was going "play"

[GIZMO8Z]

He's confused because of your terrible typing. First you say its your son's counselor ... then you say its your counselor. Anyway, what school has counselors for 6 year olds? I didn't have a counselor until I was in 6th grade (11ish).

And again, this is another fishy post by CMI, first the paintball shooting shotgun, then the hunting with Paintballs, and now this.

[I_Love_CMI]

No its my Son's counselor. My wife thought it would be best to have a counselor around since I wasnt there for him for 3 years. Plus its the schools counselor that my wife just made in to a "Family" Counselor. Im not to fond of counselars though. I had to manny of them.

[MuckRaker]

you know CMI, you're about whacked ... You change your story as often as whores change condoms, and you expect us to believe this BS you posting about letting your six year old son play ball, then he'sonly there to watch, it's the kid's councelor, then its yours, then its a school councelor who's acting like a family councelor ... You're a liar, aren't you.

i mean, you spell coffee, totally wrong, cofee.

then you spell councelor about three different ways, at one point even claiming that the mispellings were caused by your son.

IF you just gotta play on the internet, why don't you find a board for morons, you might actually feel at home there.

[GIZMO8Z]

I agree totally, 100% with MuckRaker. This guy has posted close to 100 times in 6 days, I bet he doesn't even leave his computer room, let alone play paintball, sell $4,000 shotguns, hunt innocent animals with paintball markers or have a 6 year old kid who said that his sons counselor ... I mean his counselor ... I mean a family counselor told them to play ... I mean watch paintball. :crazy:

[I_Love_CMI]

Originally posted by MuckRaker
you know CMI, you're about whacked ... You change your story as often as whores change condoms, and you expect us to believe this BS you posting about letting your six year old son play ball, then he'sonly there to watch, it's the kid's councelor, then its yours, then its a school councelor who's acting like a family councelor ... You're a liar, aren't you.

i mean, you spell coffee, totally wrong, cofee.

then you spell councelor about three different ways, at one point even claiming that the mispellings were caused by your son.

IF you just gotta play on the internet, why don't you find a board for morons, you might actually feel at home there.

Allow me to clarify please. The miss spellings were in a different forum. I purposely spelled coffee c-o-f-e-e because I drink coffee and that word on a muffler is distasteful to a drink. Now most of the misspellings are my fault because I had a bad keyboard. As you cans see now I am typing perfectly fine. I do however misspell words like counselar witch is actually counselor. I may not be perfect on my grammar but at least I don’t spell counselor j-e-r-k . And I don’t appreciate you flabbergasting on me with the utmost importance. I do believe you owe me an apology. I haven’t done anything wrong here but you my friend have. I do not appreciate you calling me a liar when you do not even know me.

[SaiNt]

maybe he's the 6 year old.. :rolleyes: :eyes: :eek:

[I_Love_CMI]

Haha Yeah I am 6 years old... Weeee Look at me I make fun of people because they cant type...Weeeeee I’m 6 years old weeeeee......

[P8NT4LIFE]

Somebody busted out the Websters Dictionary.:laugh:

[E r y k]

your only 24 and you have a son that is 6?? so you did it when you were 18??

this is darkstarops.

[I_Love_CMI]

Once again I am not Darkstarops. It has already been proven by one of the mods. Thank you come again!

No I am 22 and have a son thats 6. I did it when I was 15 1/2. But I would rather not talk about that.

[E r y k]

wheres the post may i please see it?

[GIZMO8Z]

CMI, I've been subscribed to your threads for a while now and I've noticed that most of your replies have been either one word or one sentence utterances. Do you want a high post count or something?

Also, what's the deal with this: I'm a Millionaires son who loves to play paintball?

[E r y k]

dont bother replying, hes full of BS... unless he can prove me wrong.

[I_Love_CMI]

Am I a son of a Millionaire no. I just thought it was funny. To be honest I never had a dad. Well technically yes but he wasn’t around and now he’s gone so. But my uncle on the other hand (the one who lives in Asia) raised me and he was rich. Maybe not that rich but he was rich. That’s all I would like to say about that.

Why are you guys giving me such a hard time?

[MuckRaker]

no apology from this corner. It's amazing to me how you are now posting somewhat intelligently compared to this and the HUnting with paintball threads ... I figure you're on here seeking attention and intentionally posting with poor grammar and spelling to make people thing you're some king of backwards redneck illiterate bumpkin.

Perhaps now is the time for you to come clean and start over.

[hamburgler]

I can't belive this thread isn't closed yet:rolleyes: