Shot to the N*ts

[SilentCyclone]

This was a bad day for me at practice.

It was bad because on one of the first couple games we played I got hit in the crotch as I made my way to the back right stand-up. I did a forward roll right into the bunker and stopped. The guy saw it hit me and called for me to check, the problem is I couldn't answer him cuz it knocked my wind out, so I had to tell the back center stand up it didnt break and he just laughed and said it didnt break. I heard the guy who shot say he must be in some pain then with a bounce on the balls. Finally with about half the gamer gone I got up and started firing. Took a coiuple people by surprise cuz they thought I had left. But in the end I got went 1 for 1 with a guy that tried to bunker me and the other team ended up winning.

[Jaster]

That sucks bud. Hope you're ok. Buy a cup. You MUST protect the "boys" ya' know. For $10 it's a worthy investment!!!

[AK47]

You need to protect moe, joe and stiffy. Without them your going to screw urself over in more ways then just with women:D

[SilentCyclone]

Sorry boys, I don't need a cup, it's called playing through pain. Plus people who wear cups are wussies with a capital P. Just my opinion don't wanna start a flame war.

[BenDirt]

theres a difrence in being a ***** and just plane ignorant-Dumb*****-fool.

you know you could F*ck up your balls and not be able to have kids?!?


moron..

[LimeRatImpy]

wear a cup insure that the human race survives, lmao

[BenDirt]

why the hell did i just tell him that?

if he isnt smart enuf to wear a cup then he shouldn't be having kids.

sorry man.:( i suggest you turn your gun on auto(if it has it) and shoot yourself 17 times in the nuts. and just to make sure, next time you and your friends leave somewhere, tie a rope to your nuts then to the vehicle they'r driving in get dragd for a mile.:D

[AK47]

Originally posted by BenDirt
why the hell did i just tell him that?

if he isnt smart enuf to wear a cup then he shouldn't be having kids.

sorry man.:( i suggest you turn your gun on auto(if it has it) and shoot yourself 17 times in the nuts. and just to make sure, next time you and your friends leave somewhere, tie a rope to your nuts then to the vehicle they'r driving in get dragd for a mile.:D
lol. Let him go sterile, he won't spread his messed up genes to anyone else:D

[LimeRatImpy]

cough: two tailed sperm :cough. sry just had 2 say it. Hey maybe one of those 17 shots could pop off one of his testicles and cause severe internal bleeding and SURGEY WITH STITCHES, rofl

[Cadet2005]

Idea Silentcyclone, I don't wear a cup either, never did playing baseball and never will now, but in order to avoid that incident you can better your game at the same time as protecting yourself.

Run with your side to the opposition and no the front. The odds of a paintball curving in with enough strength to do any damage are almost astronomical. By turning your side to the opposition, you are moving faster to your destination and your side is also a smaller target width-wise than your front making you more difficult (not impossible) to hit.

Save ten bucks and any cumbersome addons and like I said, maybe take adavntage of a little bit of tactical ingenuity.

[SilentCyclone]

yeah cadet, I do run the way you described now. Trust me I'm as verile as the next guy. Please if you think a couple of shots in the nuts by a paintball is gonna make you sterile then you have some messed up head or something. Sure its possible but not really probable. Think about how many times you've gotten hit in the nuts in your life, I bet you've done someting worse than have a paintball hit there. I know for a fact that I've fallen from doing a balance beam act on wet metal and crushed my nuts harder (with more force) than a paintball hitting it.

Please I'm no moron you incompetent fool, and I have the highest sperm count in the tri-county area, I found that out today actually kinda ironic. Well I'll keep my tough guy attitude and you guys can hide behind your cups. Good day.

[SilentCyclone]

**** if i went sterile it would be blessing, no more wearing stupid raincoats.

[LimeRatImpy]

lmao. I don't wear a cup either i wear dye slider shorts and they seem to give enough protection even before i put on some paintball pants.

[N00bPaintBaller]

Cyclone do you live in Cinci?

[SilentCyclone]

no i live in emporia kansas

[E r y k]

i dont wear a cup but i wear pretty thick basketball shorts over my cammies.

[Ebonclaw]

The best paintballing pants are heavy denim cargo pants. I've been shot in the boys 3 times, twice it bounced and i didn't feel a thing, once it broke, and I barely felt it.

[Silencer.1]

That could be for a different reason Ebon, if you catch my drift.;) :laugh:

I usually just where normal medium weight cargo pants when I play because I'm too cheap to buy a pair of JT's.