HitmanHart
07-14-2001, 07:28 AM
Well I have two stories to tell you today..
First one isn't mine so I can only tell you what the guy told me..btw this guy is the owner of a local Paintball Field, anyways onto the story.
The local Military Academy was coming to play at this particular field and they had rented it for the whole day. Well after they arrived and got their rentals they all went out to play for a bit. The first couple of games were going ok but the guys seemed to really be rough with each other. A lot of 'lighting up' was going on. Anger rose more and more. Well the the refree (the owner of the field and the guy who told me this story) was walking around checking to make sure no one was having any trouble with there gun, then he came upon a group of 4 guys. Except one of these was lying face down into the ground, one guy was at his feet another at his head, and the last guy standing directly over top of the guy on the ground. The two guys at opposite ends were holding down the guy on ground while the one standing over him just kept shooting him in the back with paintballs at near pointblank range.. So my buddy (the refree) had to break it up and once the guy who was on the ground go to his feet he charged the the shooter Goldberg style and speared him in the back. This in turn caused the boys to start fighting and it got so bad that the ref had to get their sergeant down to the field and after he was thru yelling at them the rest of the day all the boys said was "Yes, sir!" "No, sir!"
Story number 2..
The place where I play at has a huge hill in the middle of one of the fields. As my friend was waiting back for the enemy to come over the top he noticed someone (a newbie, first time playing) lying on the ground about mid-way up the hill. Well having nothing better to do then watch the newbie, he just sat back and waited. After a few minutes the newbie began to use his Tippmann 98 as a shovel. He would shove the barrel into the ground a few inches in front of him then use that to pull himself up the hill. He did this repeatedly until he was at the top of the hill near a tree. Enemy Spotted!! he goes to fire BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! nothing. so he complains to the ref that his rental is screwing up, that particular ref had been watching him almost all the way up the hill so he calming to out his squeegee and pushed the mud and whatnot thru the barrel. (looked like a dog turd coming out of it) the newbie had managed to actually get paint inside the gun itself because of all the mud he had shoved into the barrel.. Needless to say he didn't have a very good day.
First one isn't mine so I can only tell you what the guy told me..btw this guy is the owner of a local Paintball Field, anyways onto the story.
The local Military Academy was coming to play at this particular field and they had rented it for the whole day. Well after they arrived and got their rentals they all went out to play for a bit. The first couple of games were going ok but the guys seemed to really be rough with each other. A lot of 'lighting up' was going on. Anger rose more and more. Well the the refree (the owner of the field and the guy who told me this story) was walking around checking to make sure no one was having any trouble with there gun, then he came upon a group of 4 guys. Except one of these was lying face down into the ground, one guy was at his feet another at his head, and the last guy standing directly over top of the guy on the ground. The two guys at opposite ends were holding down the guy on ground while the one standing over him just kept shooting him in the back with paintballs at near pointblank range.. So my buddy (the refree) had to break it up and once the guy who was on the ground go to his feet he charged the the shooter Goldberg style and speared him in the back. This in turn caused the boys to start fighting and it got so bad that the ref had to get their sergeant down to the field and after he was thru yelling at them the rest of the day all the boys said was "Yes, sir!" "No, sir!"
Story number 2..
The place where I play at has a huge hill in the middle of one of the fields. As my friend was waiting back for the enemy to come over the top he noticed someone (a newbie, first time playing) lying on the ground about mid-way up the hill. Well having nothing better to do then watch the newbie, he just sat back and waited. After a few minutes the newbie began to use his Tippmann 98 as a shovel. He would shove the barrel into the ground a few inches in front of him then use that to pull himself up the hill. He did this repeatedly until he was at the top of the hill near a tree. Enemy Spotted!! he goes to fire BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!! nothing. so he complains to the ref that his rental is screwing up, that particular ref had been watching him almost all the way up the hill so he calming to out his squeegee and pushed the mud and whatnot thru the barrel. (looked like a dog turd coming out of it) the newbie had managed to actually get paint inside the gun itself because of all the mud he had shoved into the barrel.. Needless to say he didn't have a very good day.