USA SUX my left testicle!

[*cpt*seawolf]

Ok...

to reply to all the ****ing inbred dog ****ing americans!

1. BAsketball WAS invented by a canadian working in the states....look it up...in maybe?...umm BOOKS...oh yea u cant read!

2. We do have BUD....we took it and brewed it here with more alcohol!

3. Why does the USA have 14 super aircraft carriers when the next largest navy has 4?....because they all have small *****es!

4. our prime minister doesnt have sex with his mom!


MOLSON's ****S ANHEISER's BUSCH!

[Thor the Mighty]

ok we have small ****s because we have one hell of a navy?

lets bring up an issue that happened about a year ago or so in canada......

canada couldnt pay the shipping charges for a shipping company that was moving some of canada's military equiptment and for about a month the canadian army didn't have one force of their military equiptment that fit on one ship! and the shipping company held that equiptment hostage for 1 month because canada didn't have enough money to pay for shipping! how pathetic is that!

and here are some of your great laws!

City Laws
If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.
British Columbia Provincial Laws
It is illegal to kill a sasquatch.
New Brunswick Provincial Laws
Driving on the roads is not allowed.
Nova Scotia Provincial Laws
When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn.
Ontario Provincial Laws
The speed limit is 80 kph for cars, but bicyclists have the right of way.
City Laws

Etobicoke

Bylaw states that no more than 3.5 inches of water is allowed in a bathtub.
Cobourg
If you have a water trough in your front yard it must be filled by 5:00 a.m.
Gananoque
Homeowners are responsible for clearing snow off of municipal sidewalks.
Guelph
The city is classified as a no-pee zone.
Kanata
The color of house and garage doors is regulated by city bylaws (a purple door get you a fine). It is also illegal to have a clothes line in your backyard.
You can't work on your car in the street.
Oshawa
It's illegal to climb trees.
Homeowners are responsible for clearing snow off of municipal sidewalks. If sidewalks is not cleaned within 24 hours after a snowfall, city workers will clean it and the cost will be placed on the homeowners tax bill.
Ottawa
It is illegal to eat ice-cream on Bank Street on a Sunday.
Toronto
You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge St. on a Sunday.
Uxbridge
Residents are not allowed to have an Internet connection faster than 56k.
Wawa
You may not paint a ladder as it will be slippery when wet.
It is illegal to show public affection on Sunday.
Quebec Provincial Laws
It is illegal to turn right on a red light at any time.


Margarine producers can't make their margarine yellow.
All business signs in the province of Quebec must be in French. If the business operator wishes to have English on the sign, the French must be at least twice as large as the English is. There are no laws governing the usage of other languages on signs. -Bill 101 (Passed 1976)
No language other than French is permitted to be shown out doors.
City Laws

Beaconsfield

It is considered an offense to have more than two colors of paint on your house.
You may not own a log cabin.
Montréal
The Queen Elizabeth Hotel must feed your horse freely when you rent a room. (Repealed 1998)
You may not wash your car in the street.
You may not park a car in such a way that it is blocking your own driveway.
"For Sale" signs are not permitted in the windows of moving vehicles.
Cars parked in public places must be locked, and their windows must be down to less than the width of a hand.
One's rear license plate may not be protected by glass or plastic.
You may not swear in French.
Citizens may not relieve themselves or spit on the street. Punishable by a fine of over 100 Canadian dollars.
Outremont
Not only do all exterior painting jobs require a permit (for color) but, for instance, the City went to Appeals Court over the exact type of division inside a window frame.

[Edited by Thor the Mighty on 07-14-2001 at 06:46 PM]

[Speedballer32]

Thoughs Are Some Funny Laws... Proud To Be An American...

[Sid]

Enough Americans vs Canadians already!