Being Bunkered sux

[Snoogens]

Well I went paintballing and we where like in the last minutes of the game and Someone just turned around a corner and shot me like 8 times

[DontKillWhitey]

OMG.that.was.so.funny.That.was.the.same.round.i.bu nkerd.the.chinese.guy.

[toadman7b22]

thats y they say "being bunkered is like sex...... in prison" lol

[Puppet Master]

i know what you mean man i got shot in the nuts when one of my friends bunkered me

[w00twoot]

i liek to bunker people..i like the look on their face when you are done..they looked pissed...

[JesterDude15]

I am yet to be bunkered...

I think Bunkering is fun, heh

One time I snuck up behind this kid and shot his hand....hehe....

[Crime Dog]

Never been bunkered before. I play in the woods mostly, and I hate bunkers. I'm a tape runner, and I prefer thick brush, and tall grass. I'm moving often. I rarely have the patience to duck behind a bunker. Ah well.

[AngrySloth]

I already did this post in a different thread, but it fits here too.

Ok, this is back when I still used fingerless gloves. I was behind this bunker and a guy rushed it and bunkered me. I got my left index fingertip shot from 10" away. It splayed open the skin on my fingertip down to the muscle and didn't stop bleeding for 24 hrs. It was also numb and without feeling for 3 days. It sucked big time. The guy wasn't even shooting hot, he was at 293.

Now I wear full finger gloves. :D

[PoInT BlAnK]

Originally posted by JesterDude15
I am yet to be bunkered...

I think Bunkering is fun, heh


same goes for me

[SH4YD33]

got bunkerd once. i was in this bunker with this hot *** girl. i told her to tuck in close to me :). ah.. i love paintball

[PoInT BlAnK]

hehe^^^^ what is that poking me....uhhhh thats my gun..hehe

[SH4YD33]

^^^^ you have a long barrel. *mumbles to himself that its not a barrel*

[PoInT BlAnK]

get your barrel out of my sleeve:eek:

[simon woodstock]

i've never been bunkered but a lot of people have been bunkered by me

[Ebonclaw]

The only time you will ever see someone put a barrel condom on mid-game, eh Point? :rolleyes:

[SH4YD33]

it feels good. being bunkerd is better than sex.

[fireblade]

screw that, someone TRIES to get close gets shot. Someone who tries to make me surrender gets shot. Someone who tries to bunker me gets shot. I shoot anything that moves :P

Dude some loser got next to me in my first game and goes SURRENDER! I just turned and nailed him in the mask. Of course he has like 5 feet away and unloaded on me, so now I got this bigass scar on my leg. But still surrendering is for pansies :P

[Ice]

I shot a bird........ got trigger happy:D there was a kid in the tree though. shot him right up inbetween the legs.... fell out of the tree yelled mommyyy thump broke his arm........Had to ppay him 200 bucks for a new gun. Hated that game


Lukily it was a dream :sleep:.........And the kid was about 10 feet up.

[AngrySloth]

Originally posted by §pyderman
I shot a bird........ got trigger happy:D there was a kid in the tree though. shot him right up inbetween the legs.... fell out of the tree yelled mommyyy thump broke his arm........Had to ppay him 200 bucks for a new gun. Hated that game

Interesting, but how is that story related to bunkering?:confused:

[ren3gad3]

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Originally posted by §pyderman
I shot a bird........ got trigger happy there was a kid in the tree though. shot him right up inbetween the legs.... fell out of the tree yelled mommyyy thump broke his arm........Had to ppay him 200 bucks for a new gun. Hated that game
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i wouldn't have paid that *******. his fault for hiding in a ******* spot and falling on his dumb ***.

[Crusher95348]

When you are bunkering someone go for the legs, not only will it break easier but it won't get the guy pissed off. At another one of my home field A REF bunkered this fellow, could've shot him anywhere but he shot him in the small of his back. What a F***ing loser. It isn't right to bunker somebody and then make him hurt purposely.

[AftermathFan]

If I'm bunkering someone, I shoot there hopper. A.) First thing I see why I am there (assuming they are in a lay down, not a stand up). B.) It doesn't hurt.

Just my thoughts!

I love being bunkered, or how about the drills where you have no gun and you just move trying not to get hit? (Being bunkered is INEVIDABLE!!!):cool:

[LeThaLsNiPa]

Been bunkered once....I saw him come around and I popped about 2 shots at him and got him right under the arm pit...ouch. and at the same time he popped bout 2 also and hit my pack...lucky me....