View Full Version : This is HILAREOUS!!!!
Six Feet Under
03-18-2003, 05:35 PM
http://www.walmart.com/catalog/catalog.gsp?cat=56723&lr=A&path=0%3A4125%3A56723
LOL
This is an exact quote if you don't want to go to the link, or if it doesn't work-
" Action Sports
You Want Action? We Got Action!
Yeah, that's right; we got your professional paintball gear right here! And always at Every Day Low Prices. "
Then it has a picture of a VL Triton with:
Vl Trition paintball marker
JT-designed paintball mask
VL 200-count hopper
VL barrel plug
VL Proflex squeegee
Brass Eagle 9-ounce refillable air system
B.E.Wear paintball gloves
And a pic of a B.E. Eradicator with:
Eradicator paintball marker
JT-designed paintball mask
VL 200-count hopper
Barrel plug
Squeegee
Electronic point sight
Two, 100-count speed tubes
Paintball video
LOL
pEnNyWiSdOm225
03-18-2003, 05:41 PM
:paranoid:
I gotta get to Walmart!
just kiddin thats funny.
IromKnight
03-18-2003, 05:45 PM
What exactly do you expect them to say?
"Sub-par paintball equipment and everyday low prices!"
Six Feet Under
03-18-2003, 05:50 PM
No, Irom, I didn't. But I didn't expect them to lie, either.:rolleyes: :eyes: ;)
Paintsmoke
03-18-2003, 05:55 PM
perhaps the people that cant afford better would like to think they are getting something good.
Not everyone is rich....
freaky_guy
03-18-2003, 05:59 PM
Thats like giving a blind person a turtle and telling them its a seeing eye dog
tonysk83
03-18-2003, 06:05 PM
Fine, should they have said, "Our paintball stuff really sucks, it's funny people even think about buying it, never the less buy it, what morons, this stuff is terrible, come on you could of got a spyder for cheaper then that crap, omg omg omg, you moron!"
Ok, I think I proved my point:)
Six Feet Under
03-18-2003, 06:22 PM
Shut up!
LOL joking
pillbox
03-18-2003, 06:41 PM
if i had one of those guns i would shoot my own ***
ACtournyguy
03-18-2003, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by Six Feet Under
http://www.walmart.com/catalog/catalog.gsp?cat=56723&lr=A&path=0%3A4125%3A56723
LOL
This is an exact quote if you don't want to go to the link, or if it doesn't work-
" Action Sports
You Want Action? We Got Action!
Yeah, that's right; we got your professional paintball gear right here! And always at Every Day Low Prices. "
Then it has a picture of a VL Triton with:
Vl Trition paintball marker
JT-designed paintball mask
VL 200-count hopper
VL barrel plug
VL Proflex squeegee
Brass Eagle 9-ounce refillable air system
B.E.Wear paintball gloves
And a pic of a B.E. Eradicator with:
Eradicator paintball marker
JT-designed paintball mask
VL 200-count hopper
Barrel plug
Squeegee
Electronic point sight
Two, 100-count speed tubes
Paintball video
LOL
You forgot they are Tournament-Grade
Six Feet Under
03-18-2003, 07:55 PM
Thank you. How silly of me to forget that.
LMFRAO
Cindows Xp
03-18-2003, 09:37 PM
I just realised how much bashing of low end guns goes on in these forums. it is sad. alot of guns perform great, and alot of guns suck. but just because a guns breaks once does not mean it is crap. i actually tend to support brass eagle, because they are what get people into paintball. And i tell you what, if i had the choice today of a BE stingray or an IR3... sadly i might choose the BE gun. as for it is not based purely on the gun, as i have done better with low end guns than high end at times. it all depends upon many cercumstances. just saddens me that most people that slam guns from places like walmat and what not, have usually never used the guns they insult. they just read reviews. and since only the 14 people that have given it bad reviews own the guns, that means the gun sucks. i am sure there are plenty of people in the world that have used the guns that have loved them, they just do not know pbreview exists. i mean jeez. can't we all just get along? why do we have to argue? what makes us so right and our guns so perfect? nothing does. we are no better than the men that clean **** behind horses, cept that we don't have to clean **** up. :( but maybe we should all go clean **** up for a day?
I bought the BE trition marker, Im officially a pro:D
PartySquirrel
03-19-2003, 06:00 AM
its not that funny if someone decides to buy it its there call im not gonna run to them and say "your a friggen idiot" (well i might) but let em buy it then they can lick there welts afterwards . but still my friend has a low-end gun and it shoots fine.
ACtournyguy
03-19-2003, 07:33 AM
well they are a frigin idiot, you can buy a tippy for 120 online, practicly same price, throw in cheap mask and 9oz tank you up to 150-160, save up 40 more buks and buy a tippy.
Cindows Xp
03-19-2003, 07:53 AM
well again, not all people have the access to the internet, nor do they know about other guns. And from what I know about people, they usually do not go out and buy something they have not looked into, or can currently hold in their hands.
Model98
03-19-2003, 11:04 AM
I gotta sell my BKO and go to wal-mart to buy me one of those!:rolleyes:
PaintballerX
03-19-2003, 11:08 AM
If you guys spent half as much time playing as you do sitting online with your little pals laughing up how dumb you think newbies are, perhaps you could actually have a bit of skill.
Here's how I see 99% of you: low-end gun, low-end skill, high-end ego, but nothing to back it up.
The moral of this story: shut the blue hell up and go play, because Six Feet Under, you yourself are a newbie anyhow.
Shadow221
03-19-2003, 11:21 AM
You know what's really funny?
http://www.kmart.com/product/index.jsp?productId=991335&cp=712507.710319&page=2&pageBucket=0&parentPage=family
And at ICD's website they said something along the lines of..."Where can you find our guns? Not at k-mart or walmart..."
They're site seems to be down now however...
Maelstrom_01
03-19-2003, 04:51 PM
Lol, its funny how people are getting mad at other people for laughing at this. I mean come on, you can get a much better marker for similar prices (tippmann, spyder, pirhana). I'd laugh at anyone who bought those, because they would obviously have not done their homework. :P
Cindows Xp
03-19-2003, 05:38 PM
Originally posted by PaintballerX
If you guys spent half as much time playing as you do sitting online with your little pals laughing up how dumb you think newbies are, perhaps you could actually have a bit of skill.
Here's how I see 99% of you: low-end gun, low-end skill, high-end ego, but nothing to back it up.
The moral of this story: shut the blue hell up and go play, because Six Feet Under, you yourself are a newbie anyhow.
damn straight...
CKYshane
03-19-2003, 05:38 PM
Says someone with a Belsales Hollowpoint 3-way... :rolleyes:
Deathstalker
03-19-2003, 05:55 PM
This is yet more evidence that paintball's worst enemy is paintballers. Elitism, egotism, and immaturity are what will bring down our sport. It's unfortunate that you have to be 18 to purchase a marker, but there is no age limit (or maturity limit, for that matter) on who can use one.
It's also interesting that so many people are quick to rag on a product but have provided ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE that the markers listed on Wal Mart's site are inferior to any others. Grow up, shut up, and don't make fun of how other people choose to spend their money.
Cindows Xp
03-19-2003, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by Deathstalker
This is yet more evidence that paintball's worst enemy is paintballers. Elitism, egotism, and immaturity are what will bring down our sport. It's unfortunate that you have to be 18 to purchase a marker, but there is no age limit (or maturity limit, for that matter) on who can use one.
It's also interesting that so many people are quick to rag on a product but have provided ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE that the markers listed on Wal Mart's site are inferior to any others. Grow up, shut up, and don't make fun of how other people choose to spend their money.
most definately. It seems most people that arrived at these forums when they were somewhat knew have become wise. :eek: cool. I rarely browse these boards anymore due to the immaturity, and as you put it Elitism. very well put.
Six Feet Under
03-20-2003, 06:11 AM
Originally posted by Cindows Xp
well again, not all people have the access to the internet, nor do they know about other guns
Six Words:
Search for paintball on public computers!
FalloutMan
03-20-2003, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by Six Feet Under
No, Irom, I didn't. But I didn't expect them to lie, either.:rolleyes: :eyes: ;)
lets see how many companies use hype such as low pressure makes guns shoot more accurate or our gun has more range.
hmm
wdp
smart parts
worr
icd a lil bit
the only company that i have seen that doesnt spread rumors is agd and they in fact go out of their way to dispell them
PaintballerX
03-20-2003, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by CKYshane
Says someone with a Belsales Hollowpoint 3-way... :rolleyes:
Still not so sure why you dislike the Hollowpoint.
hitNrun
03-20-2003, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by Deathstalker
This is yet more evidence that paintball's worst enemy is paintballers. Elitism, egotism, and immaturity are what will bring down our sport. It's unfortunate that you have to be 18 to purchase a marker, but there is no age limit (or maturity limit, for that matter) on who can use one.
It's also interesting that so many people are quick to rag on a product but have provided ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE that the markers listed on Wal Mart's site are inferior to any others. Grow up, shut up, and don't make fun of how other people choose to spend their money.
nicely said.....
and i still don't know whats wrong with walmart..... im serious, i buy 12grams there, and pb's, one near me sometimes has Diablo Dusk, and PMI Premiums... and its only $16 for 500, which, sometimes is $20, but they have good prices, i doubt i would ever buy a gun from there, though...
Paintsmoke
03-20-2003, 03:47 PM
Haha-Lets laugh at the people whose parents don't buy them really really expensive guns because that must mean they are stupid or something.
Hey! I could sum up this thread in a, albeit long, sentence!
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