How do they do that!?

[Infiltrator]

When I play paintball a couple of games I am caked in dirt and my shirt is dripping in sweat. My hair is fuddled up and I have a couple of bruises with paint rubbed on me from the bunkers and hits. I have dirt all over my face. How does some people, after playing all day, still have thier hair done and look like they just took a shower? There gun is super clean whereas mine looks like it came out of a war.

[AK47]

they clean up between games:eyes:

[Infiltrator]

hmmm? That's funny I thought you cleanup your gun after you are finished playing. I only wipe the paint off my gun and jump back into the fray. It takes too much time to clean up, just for it to get dirty again. What do they have? Portable showers? Facial wipes and moisturizers? Pedicures? I wipe the paint out of my hair but it stays on my clothes in a stain. It's not like I leave tghe paint sitting there on me so a ref will call me out later. Is that why I don't see people playing every single game they could?

[PB_Rhyno]

They're called "campers".
They run to the nearest piece of cover at the start of the game and hide until they're overrun, or the game ends. They usually leave the game with nearly as much paint as they started the game with, and hardly ever eliminate anyone.

Of course that's a generalization, but next time you play, follow one of them around for a game or two and decide for yourself..........

[subninja10]

Jeez
The most dirty I get is a WHOLE lot of mud,dirt on my pants, a few paint hits all over. Most people use a spray bottle and sray there gun real fast which is what I do. I do get sweaty but I just use a towel and wipe my face.

I dont camp either
I like to play front so there is a bit of excercise there.

[Paintsmoke]

I play woodsball, and i have the general role of a mid player.

Im surprised people can tell me from a bank of dirt after a game.

[ACtournyguy]

i get very dirty, so does my gun, like last year at the only tourny we have arround here there isnt even a name for it i went runiing off the break and down into the bunker and got completely covered in mud, and to top it off my gun went under the bunker and there was a bunch of mud in my barrel, i didnt know it until i shot and my barrel was competely trashed with paint.

[grandmasta676]

u let your matrix get dirty!? u shouldn't have it, u should give it to some who will take care of it more, like me.:D

[Flanders]

i dunno how they do it

i practicly need a sponsor for pants if im gonna keep playing at one of my fave feilds

i tare up pants weekly

[pbpancho]

this weekend my team and i practiced in 4 inches of standing water and mud. Very messy.

[PartySquirrel]

paint messes are only problems if they get into my mask or my marker. otherwise its only mud but since im a magical keebler elf i can say abra cadabra and my mud goes away.

[Infiltrator]

The field I played at had lots of sand on it. I might of recieved most of the dirt from crawling up the snake. I took out their entire team by the way except one guy. The ref prematurely called it gameover. When I crawled to the end of the snake, everyone was exposed. Because they forgot to cover the snake, it was like a shooting gallery with 6 foot targets. As I took out thier guys, no one looked my direction. I couldn't even count how many people I took out there was so many. I think it was 10 vs 10 or more than that. It was a rec game on a hyperball field. After that last guy tagged me, my team outnumbered the last guy 6 to 1 I think. He was out in a flash. I think I might just get dirtier because I am on the ground most of the time. The snake was only as high as my shins so I had to look down as I crawled up it.

[Messiah]

yeah the snake is awesome to work in..i worked it the first day i got in in it

[El Kabong]

Originally posted by Infiltrator
When I play paintball a couple of games I am caked in dirt and my shirt is dripping in sweat. My hair is fuddled up and I have a couple of bruises with paint rubbed on me from the bunkers and hits. I have dirt all over my face. How does some people, after playing all day, still have thier hair done and look like they just took a shower? There gun is super clean whereas mine looks like it came out of a war.

Haha, that's me. I'm always in the heat of the game but I never get hit or muddy, I'm just lucky. Woopty-Doo for me.

[thepeashooter]

I wear a giant condom while playing so when i get dirty i just put a new one on

[Mr. Kitty]

Well, SOME people make a small effort to keep clean so it's not a pain in the *** to get cleaned up after the day is over...

- Mr. Kitty :freak:

[Rock_Bottom]

Originally posted by Infiltrator
What do they have? Portable showers? Facial wipes and moisturizers? Pedicures?
Are you saying that you DON'T have those things???:eyes:

[monkpaint]

lol pea thats sig worthy:D

[Infiltrator]

Well now I get the idea to bring my 30% alcohol 70% water formula just to wipe my gun down after every game. You don't know me. I like to be in every single game that is played on the field. Sometimes I get so carried away playing paintball that my hands shake from dehydration or hunger. Of course after a couple of games I realize this and get some food; however, while I am eating I feel left out. Who has time to take a portable shower? Was that a joke? What do you mean by I don't have those things? Of course I don't.