bragging newbie

[assasin]

dont you hate when those little rich newbies come to the field with cockers and angels? then they brag about how good they are? well heres a little story about them. I went to my local field last week with some of my friends. when we get there, we see this 12 year old kid standing near the crono with an ANGEL! me and my friend mike walk over to this kid and ask him how long hes been playin. he says about 3 months. i said why do you have an angel when you only played for 3 months? hes like,"shutup", im gonna beat you in the game and bunker you. he also started to lie and say how he played in a tourney in california and won a bushmaster. were like yea right. we will see about this on the field. as soon as the horn blew we went striahgt for the enemies flag. we run down the tape takin 2 people out. then we see the kid and he runs behind a bunker. so mike runs straight up to the bunker and bunkers him. the kid drops his angel and starts crying. the ref runs over and tells the kid,"thats how you play the game. you have to be alert." then the kid starts cursing at the ref and says,"dont tell me how to play the ******* game. i bet i can whoop you ******* ***. i got an angel. so **** off. well the kid was suspended until he apologized. after the game mike walks over to him and and mike says,"i thought you were good." the kid starts to swear again and he takes out his angel and tries to shoot mike but his gun was broke because he dropped it. he was banned from that field forever. thank god!

[assasin]

heres another story about an arrogant newbie. i was at my field when this jaguar pulls up. i see these 2 kids get out. well they wal over to one of the table and i see these kids pull out 2 shockers. im like whoa. im gonna go talk to these kids. i got over to them and they are like,"what!" i just say i want to talk to you. how old are you guys. they reply 11 and 12. then they are likewe played for 1 month and were gonna rock your team. they ask me what kind of markwer i have a i say a tricked spyder se. then they say my gun sucks and they are going to beat me really bad. well, as soon as the game startedi run down the tapeline to get the flag. all of a sudden the 2 kids are shooting at me. i duck down behind a bunker andthey just keep shooting at the bunker. after they unloaded both of their hoppers on my bunker (these kids are weird) i run up to them and i surrender both of them. but then i get taken out by a real player, and not a kid that thinks he is a pro.

[p8ntballguy1234]

what little ****s man. I mean if they are newbies they should at least admit it.

[assasin]

i know. if he admited he was a newbie we wouldnt of bunkered him and say stuff to him. but he had to say all that stuff and i hope that kid learned a leason.

[xtremepballman27]

i am a newbie and i am not affraid to admit. i DO have a jersey that i like to wear because it looks cool and if feels good :). but i dont have an angel.

[Letchworth40]

Even if those kids played for 3 years i would still call em a newbie. There are just some things you just have to know.

[harrysacks]

that kid has a really bad mouth for a 12 year old. poor sport

[assasin]

i cant believe that kid actually has the balls to go swear at the ref and say he could beat the ref 1 vs 1. thats the kind of stuff i hate. the kid looked like a pro but he barely had any experience

[toadman7b22]

man at my local feild there was this kid with a angel and a angel air and he had all JT stuff on him but he was real good player and he didnt even have to shoot just looking at him made most of the players get into there bunkers lol

[Tower3003]

Those stories are the worst I've ever heard. Even you are better then the other plays, it's best to be modest about it. It's more fun for everyone that way. My next door neighbor is about 9 or 10 and he thinks he is going to get sponserd by JT and get an E-Mag. After a few questions though, we found out that he didn't know the diffrence between Co2 and Compressed air. At least he wasn't a jerk about it. He may not get sponsored by JT, but if he does get an E-Mag, I welcome the child's competition.

[Letchworth40]

a 10 year old with an emag. damn

wish i had an emag

[Jordan]

10 yr old? they dont let 10 yr olds play at our field

[Letchworth40]

I BET JORDAN IS TRYING TO REACH 1000POSTS WITH ALL THIS SPAM

[assasin]

we tried talkin to this kid and all he could do is swear and say he is better than me and my friend. i was trying to tell him some tactics because he didnt know what to do on the field. but all this kid could say is **** you so we just left him alone and he got thrown off the field for pointing his angel and mike in the staging area

[paint baller Nick]

Hey all, I'm a about a 1 year player now i guess you could call me a newbie i mean sh*t i have no money i play with a rebel but i am buying a 2k1 vert feed cocker soon . so ne ways i don't have a good gun but these two guys one has a defiant and the other has a shutter (which isn't too good) but still.So they were determined to play our paintball team sot the one guy with defiant he never plays us cause he sucks and he know we know it but the guy with the shutter we have played before and granite he may take out our team but he never takes out me and my friend severin he always chokes when he get's in close to someone he's just a kid that doesn'r know how to play the game and wants to look cool

[assasin]

about how many times have you played

[playerhater]

I'm with xtremepballman27. I'm a newbie, and probably always will be one. I'm not afraid to say that I suck. I just love to play.

[harrysacks]

u wont be a newbie if u get good someday

[SH4YD33]

he broke his angel? what a dumb arse.. i would be so scared if i had a angel.. i would guard it with my life..

[p8ntballguy1234]

hehehe me too, if I saw a kid drop an angel I would run over to him, smack him up, then take his angel. then yell "HAHAHAAHA, I got your angel *****. and I am keeping it." heheehehe

[spray_and_pray]

if i had an angle i would sell it so fast and run to the pro shop and get an emag and maybe angle air if i had some money saved up :) man that would be cool

[p8ntballguy1234]

HAHAHA! my proshop is so crappy they don't even carry emags! Or angel air! HAHAHAHAHA!

[spray_and_pray]

thats like ther exact opposite of two out of the 3 shops by me 2 of them dont even carry any low end guns everyonce in a while thell have a used one that they are sellin

[strongboy2005]

god dang, he started crying! what a *****. who would get an expensive gun like that before they even knew if they really liked paintball well enough to get to a level of high competition.

[ShadowKi][er]

I wouldn't like an Angel. Being the 14 year old I am (can't get a real job yet) my parents and savings have to support me. I wouldn't have enough money for all that paint:). I'd probably buy a stock 2000 or 2001 AutoCocker and customize it to high heaven :). I am quite surprised that parents let their 10 year old sons mess around with Angels....

[Incube]

Ok at my field there was this kid and he was having a birthday he was like turning 11 and all his friends were there and his perants bought him a auto mag!!!!!!! my god so me and my friend had to play them and he was coky and i goggled him with my raptor lol(when i was like about 13 or something) it was funny he was laffed at and he shot one of his teamates

[sweetkid]

Assasin do you have any more storys similar to the ones you posted?

[spray_and_pray]

hey incube its nice seeing you post about paintball stuff again for awhile you were just in the off topic and i like how you changed your av to actual paintball stuff ik really didnt want you to be a mod because of those above things now i think youde make a good one that you r back on track again :)

[PMI_Guy]

man, id love to start out with a VF shocker, but a good semi auto blow back is really what noobies whould have as there first gun.

[carrim]

I love the way newbs with expensive guns think that their guns shoot farther and harder. Even better when they don't know you have to turn the gun on :laugh: .

[AK47]

If you guys have a problem with that then you jealous of them. Who cares if there rich? Beat them on the field.