I AM A NEWBIE

[xtremepballman27]

I have a Jersey, I have a tricked Rebel. I havent played very much yet. But i love the sport! I read every APG, surf the net all the time about it. What is wrong with me? I havent played lately cause i dont have a cup. once i get a cup i am gunna play more and get an Impulse. Am i a mojor newbie or a beginner? I REALLY love paintball but i havent played much. SOMONEE HELP.

[cranberynvodka]

major newbie only major newbies have jerseys

[xtremepballman27]

I am not a major newbie. I just need to play more. I just dont have a cup and i dont want my nutz shot off.

[assasin]

well theres only 1 logical reason to this: BUY A CUP and go out and play. and whats this with only major newbies have jerseys?? i have a jersey and ive been playin for 4 years. i dont think im a newby

[Jordan]

if u havent played much i would consider you a newibe - and that fact that u wear a cup

[assasin]

i cant even count the # of times i played. and why is wearing a cup considered beig a newbie? its not. i dont wanna get hit there and experience the pain.

[xtremepballman27]

well i dont want my balls blasted off. I am beginning to play more now. I am not afraid of the pain cause it doesent even hurt when u get him bu the chance of my balls getting hit IS there and i dont wanna take that risk :)

[assasin]

and why do you think if you wear a jersey you are a newbie? so your callin all the pros newbies? you callin some of the people that been playin 10 years at my field and that go every weekend a newbie? i dont know what your tryin to get at here.

[cranberynvodka]

well if your a noob and u have a jersey it makes you a major noob!!!!!

[assasin]

that what i hate. i hate seeing newbies that look like pros with the rase jerseys and the 8+1 harness thing. but what really pisses me off is seeing a newbie with a high end gun that they dont know how to care for or even know how to play the game. go to the stories section. i have 2 stories on there about this issue. if your a newbie in trouble and you look like a newbie, ill help you. if your a newbie and look like a pro, i wont help you since you can take care of yourself. i try to help newcomers to the sport when they act like newcomers.

[elTwitcho]

Originally posted by Jordan
if u havent played much i would consider you a newibe - and that fact that u wear a cup

I wear a cup

[assasin]

most normal men dont want to be hit there. i played countless times and i still wear a cup. i dont get how that will make you a newbie.

[AllOleander]

I wear a cup. I have NEVER once been threaded of being hit there. THe closest place to my ball sthat have been shot has been my knee. But still, i have that insurance of no pain if i do get hit there.

**Just watch, i will forget to wear it 1 day and ill get blasted there like 40 times..just watch**

:D

Cheers

[unknown]

im wonderin bout me..
i first played about a year and a half ago, then off and on until then, about 6 months ago i got a compact.. bout two months later a Excellerator (im never happy with guns) and this month, my new (used.. very cheap.. 98 cocker) all payed for by my own money. I don't suck.. (and of course, if u saw my cocker, ud probably laugh.. im too broke so far to get a revvy, so i have a vl200 on this cocker.. LOL), and im not rich.. but some people still call me a rich *** newbie. Are they screwey, or am i wrong?

[harrysacks]

Originally posted by AllOleander
I wear a cup. I have NEVER once been threaded of being hit there. THe closest place to my ball sthat have been shot has been my knee. But still, i have that insurance of no pain if i do get hit there.

**Just watch, i will forget to wear it 1 day and ill get blasted there like 40 times..just watch**

:D

Cheers
even when u do get shot in the cup it still hurts a little, just not nearly as bad as it would without a cup

[paintballer56]

i totally agree

[cranberynvodka]

confused_noobie

ur still a noob!!!!!!

[Jordan]

Originally posted by elTwitcho
Originally posted by Jordan
if u havent played much i would consider you a newibe - and that fact that u wear a cup

I wear a cup

lol i meant the fact that u dont wanna get hit - i thought he didnt wanna get hit at all or he was scared - in that case lol wear a cup and dont get your balls blasted off :)- i juss cant wear one to uncomfortable

[blake_sw]

Originally posted by xtremepballman27
..I read every APG, surf the net all the time about it.

There's your first mistake..reading APG. For optimum results, I suggest Paintball Games International.

[unknown]

Originally posted by cranberynvodka
confused_noobie

ur still a noob!!!!!!

and .. wait.. yup, yur still an arsehole!

[AzNHxC]

The first time i played everyone told me not to wear a cup cause no one gets shot in the nuts. I wore it anyways and i got shot in the balls. It bounced right off and i was fine. Ah ha think ahead. My cups mad comfy. It covers my chode also.

[cranberynvodka]

whats a chode

[Mr. Y2K]

just thinkin that myself. isn't your balls and chode the same damn thing only a different way of sayin it?

[Ded]

don't drive drunk a$$ hole!!! oh, and by the way, when you get shot square in the testicles you will understand the need of a cup. I don't have one yet but I want to get one soon. I wish to get a new mask, throat protectoor and a cup, then i will have NO FEAR of making that 20 foot dash to bunker the guy with the 14bps electro.

[AzNHxC]

The chode is the space between your sack and butt. Mine doesn't really cover it. just the begginning. Drunken_Driver your pathetic i hope you get shot in the sack so you can't reproduce in the future. :D

[Knux68]

Last time a checked cups and jocks were 7 dollars total... You can find that in change at the mall fountain. Go for it.

-Knux got shot it the cup before.

[elTwitcho]

Well whatever, I've been hit in the cup countless times, but here's some food for thought for you gentlemen...

With my current setup, I can send 5 paintballs your way in slightly over a third of a second. That's maybe a bit longer than the blink of an eye. With my setup, those balls arent going to spread more than 6 inches total. Now picture a 6 inch circle around your groin, then think of how fast 1 third of a second is. You think about that next time you're running for your primary without a cup :)

[Knux68]

Enless you get castrated like pooooor whitey.

-Knux... not that whitey

[Ded]

yes, maybe the pain goes away but the fact that the testicles are actually little exposed organs causes in some cases problems with reproduction. I myself plan on having kids some day and no matter what some people say I would chose fatherhood over the extreme pain of countless hits to the groin area. Just my opinion you masochistic freak.

[unknown]

Originally posted by TheTurdBurglar
The chode is the space between your sack and butt. Mine doesn't really cover it. just the begginning. Drunken_Driver your pathetic i hope you get shot in the sack so you can't reproduce in the future. :D

the place you described is actually the grundle. the chode is a **** that is wider than it is long. Not very pleasent, so can we stop talkin about damn chodes, and how did you bring up the grundle?

[AllOleander]

I call the grundle chode i guess..o ****...i hope ppl dont think i have a chode caues if i get hit up the *** from one of my buddies im like F*CK YOU YOU HIT ME IN THE CHODE..(but i guess i mean grundle) i hope all the girlies that haven't seen me naked dont thnk i have one..this calls for some 311 !!!!

**For those who dont know 311 the band named their band that after their Omaha police code. THe Omaha police code 311 means Indecent exposure.....they were skinny dippin and got arrested for 311, they thought it was funny so they named their band that....then after the joke wasn't funny anymore they decided to keep it because it makes ppl actually listen to the music to judge them, not just look at the bands name. just some 311 history..**

so what i meant by this calls for some 311, i meant..i gotta go skinny dippin or something to show them my true antichode D !!!! :)

[Oo CaSpEr oO]

I wear baggy warm ups, and I've got a lot of bounces around the groin area, b/c of the baggy pants. It kinda acts like a balloon. They're size XXL.

[DontKillWhitey]

Yes,get.castrated!!!!!

[Oo CaSpEr oO]

heheh.. now there's a thought. Hey, why don't you do it first, and make review on it. U might have landed on a goldmine, the clan of castrated paintball players. I'm sure you're gonna get a following.

[DontKillWhitey]

Its.already.been.done.Painless,painless.i.tell.you .

[Oo CaSpEr oO]

So who performed the surgery, Dr. Korvourkian???