Drive-by paintballers messing with the wrong guys.

[Morbid_Obesity]

This weekend I played some outlaw ball with nine of my friends. After one of the games we were all sitting around by his house when two suv's full of kids pulled up. They rolled down their windows and looked at us, and I recognized them as a few of the stoners who smoke pot and drink and leave their garbage in the wooded field where we play. We stared at them for a second but didn't pay much attention to them until one of them held up.....



A TALON!!!

Before they could even get a shot off we whipped out all of our guns and aimed them at their cars. It was pretty much a Dirty Harry "Go ahead, make my day" situation. As soon as they saw we had ten nice semi's to deal with their one brass eagle pump they squealed off at about 70 miles an hour. We laughed for like 20 minutes after that.

Ahh, good times...

[Messiah]

i wish i could have done that... morbid your my hero!!!:D :P

[E r y k]

you guys shoulda gave the car a new paintjob.

[tonysk83]

:eek: , don't mess with that boy on a saturday night

[Blacksheep]

Hehe...

At least kids are smart enough to know when to back down these days, used to be that once you dug yourself into a hole, we were too dumb to not stand our ground which left us with a lot of bruises

[Assass!n]

did you get the liscence plate number?

[Flanders]

dude...on the way back from paintball yesterday, these punk kids that tried to jump us a few weeks ago came up on us, i busted out my cocker and my freind got out their guns and we let off a few dry shots and scared em away

[PartySquirrel]

You should of shot the car and say it was in self defence =) hey they were going to open fire on you with a talon i mean come on your personally safety was at risk :D

[tonysk83]

these kids ding dong ditched my friends house, then did it again, and the next tiem we had his gun with jsut air and scraed the crap outta um

[spencer_dale]

The Brass Eagle TALON! The stoners choice of paintball guns!;)

That would make a great add!:laugh:

[Mc Turd Implode]

From my experience,we prefer tippmans

[Zophiel]

BAHAHAHAHA, that's gotta be one of the greatest classic moments of pure irony in paintball history! http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/lol9.gif

[Morbid_Obesity]

Assass!n, I'm not going to bother with tattling on them. I knew who some of them are, and they aren't going to try that again. If they shoot at my house, that's a different story. The cars probably belonged to their parents, and it wouldn't be a good idea to shoot them.

[Calebd2]

lol, that's great, good one man

[Assass!n]

Well, yeah, I see your point, but I take it seriously when someone points a paintball gun at me. (when im not playing, or on the field, lol)
The reason I get so serious harkens back to the ongoing struggle to keep pb from getting banned and such. Oh well. Maybe I overreacted.

[PbAllWiZZ]

I was once ridin me bike, and this kid tried to shott marbles at me from a talon, I dont think he was tryin ta hit me but still... HEHE, if osme kids tried to shoot my house wiht a talon it would sound like: POP..........POP..........POP.........DADADADADADA DDADADADADADADADDADADADADADADADADADADADADADDAAD (That would be me mag) HEHE.

[PaintballerX]

..yeah. None of that happened, you blimey lying *******.

[paintballnsc112]

that great but u shouldnt of pulled ur markers u shoulda waited for them to shoot, and while he is struggling to pump the talon lite the car up:P

[Six Feet Under]

Yeah, that's what you should have done. Except shoot the car, and try not to hit them. B\C u could get sued.












WTF am I saying?

LIGHT THEIR ASSES UP!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[R.U-A.S.S Rocks]

Originally posted by tonysk83
these kids ding dong ditched my friends house, then did it again, and the next tiem we had his gun with jsut air and scraed the crap outta um


same thing happened to me except the kid picked up a rock and was about to throw it at my house and i nailed him twice in the gut

[pEnNyWiSdOm225]

i wish i had the chance to do that:D

[Paintsmoke]

Same type of thing happened to me...I was in the parking lot of a outlaw field (dont ask) and some pricks rolled up and shot me...I couldnt shoot back cause I was outta paint but my friend who got his brand new timmy and was itching to try it could!

They came with a red car.

They left with a yellow one.

[Taste_Me]

Originally posted by PaintballerX
..yeah. None of that happened, you blimey lying *******.

:laugh: :P :laugh:

[hitNrun]

some kid shot me with a blade then ran off into the woods....... i never found out who it is, but maybe he's one of the talon guys buddys...

[ziggo_777]

Originally posted by PaintballerX
..yeah. None of that happened, you blimey lying *******.
Yeah...but at least were not an old, cynical, scary old man that likes to insult kids over the web.:P

[pillbox]

Originally posted by hitNrun
some kid shot me with a blade then ran off into the woods....... i never found out who it is, but maybe he's one of the talon guys buddys...

wasen't me!:paranoid:

[Rancid Coleslaw]

haha my neighboor next door got a blade about a year ago. Hes like 13 or 14 but hes got some major issues. He lives with a deaf grandma and his mom's in jail and...well yeah. He got a be blade and went up on his roof and hit one of our neighboors across the street. When i heard about it my first thought was surprise that a blade could even make it across the street. Then i got pretty mad and wanted to light him up. Decided not to though because i didnt want to stoop to his level. Plus he doesnt play paintball, hes an idiot. Thats what seperates real paintball players from people who do drive by's: Common sense.

Oh yeah and if he ever gets ahold of another paintball gun again ill make sure to let him borrow some loctite and tell him its to oil the bolt ;)

[bobalis]

LOL tell him to oil his bolt with locktite! HAHAHA! That is funny.

[SpyderHunter]

Make sure it's red loctite. He'll never get it out. :laugh: OMG what if somebody puts loctite in my gun?! :paranoid:

[p8ntballa#1]

I wouldnt have just painted the outside I would have given them and the interior a new color too. :agree:
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