anybody ever notice paintballs taste like ****e?

[flyingdeadbody2]

anyway, i'm playing 2-on-2 and i run down to a bunker that'll let me angle both guys on the other team. it actually would be a bad position except that i know my teammate can easily cover me. i should have known better.

for some reason (im still not quite sure, he wasnt hit) he calls himself out and walks away. this equals = bad for me. well, i knew i'd be gone in a few seconds so i just said screw it and ran out. i nailed one guy but got shot in the side of the shoulder by the other. half of the paintball stopped there, but the other half spiraled up under my mask, across my cheek. i ended up with a spray of paint in my mouth. i guess i hadnt noticed it before, but those mofo's taste nasty!

[JDub]

the shells taste even worst!!!!

[~*DarkAngel69*~]

Read the ingridients on the paintball boxes. It has LAXATIVE in it...yum! :eek: :eek: Make you go poo poo.lol

[in trauma]

they taste horrible!

[Lemonjello]

I think they tase like a REALLY BAD cherry flavored cough syrup and dish soap mixed together... The main ingrediant in Midnight is Pig's fat... :):):):) YUMMY!

[SH4YD33]

yeah it dosent taste well.. but i dont think they would. they're not made for eating :)

[JDub]

there not!!!! crap i knew i shouldent of traded all my food for 12,000 paintballs....crap no food for a couple of weeks!!!

[Jordan]

umm this sounds like tj's experiment with paintballs up his nose!

[Creek]

Originally posted by JDub
there not!!!! crap i knew i shouldent of traded all my food for 12,000 paintballs....crap no food for a couple of weeks!!!


Sell them you'll get alot of food that way :P

[JDub]

your right thank you...but i will first try them for lunch.....just to make sure you kow never can be too sure!!!

[wushupeter]

that is why you don't eat paintballs.....duh!

[assasin]

in another post on this board, i heard that they had a paint eating contest to win a angel. would you do it? you have to eat a half of a case (1000 paintballs). first one to get there wins!

[cranberynvodka]

i eat paint for good luck

[harrysacks]

its sprayed into my mouth when i got gogged before

[Evilcrayonusa]

Originally posted by assasin
in another post on this board, i heard that they had a paint eating contest to win a angel. would you do it? you have to eat a half of a case (1000 paintballs). first one to get there wins!

once my friend bet me 5 bucks if i ate a paint ball you know @ that rate i could ern 3 or 4 angels per case one angle just dosent seem worth it

[Ded]

Originally posted by Lemonjello
I think they tase like a REALLY BAD cherry flavored cough syrup and dish soap mixed together... The main ingrediant in Midnight is Pig's fat... :):):):) YUMMY!

i just wanted you to know, you spelled laser wrong in your avatar

[Snoogens]

havent had the misfortion

[filasophikal]

really it taste like crap... sorry but it never happened to me... maybe im just the lucky one.

[assasin]

its discusting. if you had to eat a half case of paint for an angel or your dream gun, would you

[PBSouLjAh]

HECK YES I WOULD. i woudl eat a whole case for a timmy with a conquest, gladiater, blue revvy, a jt flex ize, and jersey. i'd be set. man, heck yes it tastes worse than my own shiznit, but i mean, for like $1500 worth of stuf?!?!? i'd take dat offer anyday. one time someone lit my goggle up, and half of em broke infront of my mouth, and as all jt's have, a LOT of venting...and all dat was in my mouth....i was spittin it all out.

and oh yea, just keep a few paintballs next to ur toilet, and when it aint comin out...shove some in ur mouth....

[|2estrictedArea]

For the angel did they mean Eat by chew and swallow? or by chew and spit?

M

[assasin]

the first person to eat 1000 paintballs wins. you had to chew and swallow. and yes, id do it too for an angel. i dont care if im on the crapper the whole next day

[impylooker]

at one tourney they gave away a dark angel in a paintball eating contest

[harrysacks]

i bet the people in that contest were pukin like crazy. i know i would

[assasin]

id puke too. but id still do it for a nice gun. its worth it.

[harrysacks]

yah id think of the angel as motivation

[DontKillWhitey]

Man.i.got.paint.in.my.eye,and.it.burned.Also.had.s ome.shell.in.there..

[Lemonjello]

Originally posted by Ded
i just wanted you to know, you spelled laser wrong in your avatar [/B]
Ummmmm.... no i didnt... its Laser Tag. That is how it is spelled, go to your dictionary.... When people spell it Lazer, they are wrong. and so are you.

[bigpat211]

I must agree with all of you that the fill of paintballs tatse like you just licked a mules A$$, but I have to disagree with you about the shell tasting bad. At least when you are tasting RP's. I just got some off the internet the other day, and for some reason (don't ask), i licked one of them. It had a sugary taste to it and actually was pretty good.

[I-PyThOn-I]

When i wuz at my friends house there was another kid there that wanted to get into paintball......we dared him to eat a marbalizer and the kid just about about thew up all over his floor!!!!!!! ROFLMFAO ahhh good times.

[SIGSays]

Originally posted by flyingdeadbody2
anyway, i'm playing 2-on-2 and i run down to a bunker that'll let me angle both guys on the other team. it actually would be a bad position except that i know my teammate can easily cover me. i should have known better.

for some reason (im still not quite sure, he wasnt hit) he calls himself out and walks away. this equals = bad for me. well, i knew i'd be gone in a few seconds so i just said screw it and ran out. i nailed one guy but got shot in the side of the shoulder by the other. half of the paintball stopped there, but the other half spiraled up under my mask, across my cheek. i ended up with a spray of paint in my mouth. i guess i hadnt noticed it before, but those mofo's taste nasty!

sounds like the matrix..... :)

[mntnair]

he he he he he


quote by bigpat211 "I must agree with all of you that the fill of paintballs tatse like you just licked a mules A$$"

may i ask how you know?

[Edited by mntnair on 08-04-2001 at 11:16 AM]