Knux68
08-05-2001, 10:02 PM
Alright... Here is the msg I just had with my uncle the cop... You need to know the back story.
My uncle the cop... Said since he has been paintballing for training for like 10yrs... He could beat me... I challenged him. About 3 months later at this speedball field we both were new at, he said we would play. However, he sent his son in instead... 13 yrs old. Im like, ok, ill go easy on him.
1st game: 3 mins. The guys pirannah didnt work, so idont count it as a win, but i still marked him.
2nd game: I tell the kid to ALWAYS move. Dont stay at one place. He moves twice (alright for a newb) and starts blazing... Im like.. k, ill let him pressure me for a few mins. I stick limbs out, and withdrawl them when he shoots. I move a few times, then i finally shoot back... I put about 5 balls on the dudes bunker, and run to this Taco shaped bunker next to me. Because i shot the 5, he thought i was still there, and peeked around. WHen he looked. I shot him in the arm. He cryed.
I may have just ruined the game for a newb. Thats just how it is though.
My unlce the cop gives an unsucsessful pep talk. And decides to finally take the gun, and try it against me.
1st game: Man I smoked him. He thinks since he's a cop he's great. He stands too far off his cover and says its a "SWAT tactic" I told him it doesnt work in speedball... So i got him in the side 2 times.
2nd game: Right off the back i lay pressure on the bunker he went to, then ran to the extreme right.
"pitta patta pitta....Stup, WHoa! BOOM. pink pink... AWW SH*t!!!"
I tripped on a stump, fell over, and broke a ball in my hopper. This is prolly the wrost case ball break you can get. I Call "REF, SQUEGEE!" He walks over, and the cop shoots at him! He backs off and says "not now".... Im screwed. I fire off 3 shotts. It looks like bottle rockets. NOt good at all... You know the feeling when a guy makes stupid moves, but you either run out of paint or have a ball break..... This was that times 10.... HE stuck his back out, WALKED up the center, and was 10 ft in front of me against a tree smaller than him... I Put 190 rounds against that tree with no marks... WHY DID I HAVE TO FALL? I look up, he gogs me.. Game over.
The punk thinks he's hardcore crap... Gloating... Saying, he's keeping my mask with the mark on it to show my parents how sweet he is.
I will get my revenge later.
So he IMs me.... and this is what it said
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RZ420:Hey, you ready to get BEAT!?
Knux68: Shya, you and who...
RZ 420: We can play me, Steven and Rachel agains your team
Knux68: My team...
RZ 420: 3 against 5
Knux68: oh man, do you want to get killed!?
Knux68: You dont know, but our team is good...
RZ 420: LOL LMAO!!! Are you the best player?
Knux68: No, if that stump wasnt there.....
Knux68: Im alright...
RZ 420: Well I spoke with my friend Justin... he will travel with me any time.
RZ 420: He wants to play your team.
Knux68: right... didnt he want to do 2 on 5 with you
RZ 420: Just us 2 against your team
Knux68: you.. arnt very good...
RZ 420: Yes. we will smoke you guys!
Knux68: no you wont
RZ 420: yes we will.
RZ 420: Well I got to go.. I will see ya later
Rachel is a 9 year old girl who never shot a marker
and Steven is the 13yr old who cryed
He thinks he can take on our 5 man team... mostly 2yr players who practice every weekend..
HAHAHAHAHA AAAAHAHAHAH
Man i do not like this guy.
OH yeh, i forgot to tell you... He bought a flatline with a 20x scope, and keeps on saying how he can "Snipe" me from the other side of the field. You dont know how many times i told him you cant snipe in speedball... You'll get shot.
-Knux's hair sets on fire
My uncle the cop... Said since he has been paintballing for training for like 10yrs... He could beat me... I challenged him. About 3 months later at this speedball field we both were new at, he said we would play. However, he sent his son in instead... 13 yrs old. Im like, ok, ill go easy on him.
1st game: 3 mins. The guys pirannah didnt work, so idont count it as a win, but i still marked him.
2nd game: I tell the kid to ALWAYS move. Dont stay at one place. He moves twice (alright for a newb) and starts blazing... Im like.. k, ill let him pressure me for a few mins. I stick limbs out, and withdrawl them when he shoots. I move a few times, then i finally shoot back... I put about 5 balls on the dudes bunker, and run to this Taco shaped bunker next to me. Because i shot the 5, he thought i was still there, and peeked around. WHen he looked. I shot him in the arm. He cryed.
I may have just ruined the game for a newb. Thats just how it is though.
My unlce the cop gives an unsucsessful pep talk. And decides to finally take the gun, and try it against me.
1st game: Man I smoked him. He thinks since he's a cop he's great. He stands too far off his cover and says its a "SWAT tactic" I told him it doesnt work in speedball... So i got him in the side 2 times.
2nd game: Right off the back i lay pressure on the bunker he went to, then ran to the extreme right.
"pitta patta pitta....Stup, WHoa! BOOM. pink pink... AWW SH*t!!!"
I tripped on a stump, fell over, and broke a ball in my hopper. This is prolly the wrost case ball break you can get. I Call "REF, SQUEGEE!" He walks over, and the cop shoots at him! He backs off and says "not now".... Im screwed. I fire off 3 shotts. It looks like bottle rockets. NOt good at all... You know the feeling when a guy makes stupid moves, but you either run out of paint or have a ball break..... This was that times 10.... HE stuck his back out, WALKED up the center, and was 10 ft in front of me against a tree smaller than him... I Put 190 rounds against that tree with no marks... WHY DID I HAVE TO FALL? I look up, he gogs me.. Game over.
The punk thinks he's hardcore crap... Gloating... Saying, he's keeping my mask with the mark on it to show my parents how sweet he is.
I will get my revenge later.
So he IMs me.... and this is what it said
___________________
RZ420:Hey, you ready to get BEAT!?
Knux68: Shya, you and who...
RZ 420: We can play me, Steven and Rachel agains your team
Knux68: My team...
RZ 420: 3 against 5
Knux68: oh man, do you want to get killed!?
Knux68: You dont know, but our team is good...
RZ 420: LOL LMAO!!! Are you the best player?
Knux68: No, if that stump wasnt there.....
Knux68: Im alright...
RZ 420: Well I spoke with my friend Justin... he will travel with me any time.
RZ 420: He wants to play your team.
Knux68: right... didnt he want to do 2 on 5 with you
RZ 420: Just us 2 against your team
Knux68: you.. arnt very good...
RZ 420: Yes. we will smoke you guys!
Knux68: no you wont
RZ 420: yes we will.
RZ 420: Well I got to go.. I will see ya later
Rachel is a 9 year old girl who never shot a marker
and Steven is the 13yr old who cryed
He thinks he can take on our 5 man team... mostly 2yr players who practice every weekend..
HAHAHAHAHA AAAAHAHAHAH
Man i do not like this guy.
OH yeh, i forgot to tell you... He bought a flatline with a 20x scope, and keeps on saying how he can "Snipe" me from the other side of the field. You dont know how many times i told him you cant snipe in speedball... You'll get shot.
-Knux's hair sets on fire