I HATE ANGELS, well not really

[heftylefty]

hey i was just playin at Splatem sports today with all my friends. my friend had my matrix and was trying to fix it. soo since i had no gun to use, hes just like o hell you can use my COBRA MOMBA IR3!!!!! yes you heard correct a $1750 gun. he wasnt there so he didnt care what happened to it. he said "If you ever get bunkered or get pissed off at someone, just chuck the gun at him, i already did it at the last throwdown so i dont care." so i got to use it in the first 5 games, then what happened . . . . .the batteries die!! i was soo pissed i was about to chuck it(but i refrained my self). evidently the angel battery life reading is very inaccurate. so i just sit our for several games doing nothing while the beautiful momba is sitting in the sun. then i just decided to fiddle with it and turn it on. well some how the battery self recharged and read full. it was really weird, so i gassed it up and low and behold IT WORKS! thats when i praised the lord;) but it was only good for about 3 games. this gun is simply amazing it looks soo sweet and shoots even better. when you turn it on and start firing, you see a full rope of paint flying toward your target. no one at the field really knew what kind of angel it was besides some people.

so just to let everyone know, if you can ever get $1850 go to cobrapaintball.com and order one

ill post a pic if you guys want to see it, i have nothing better to do anyways

[minimexyz]

Its a bad battery i had the same thing happen to mine. You need to tell you friend that he needs to buy a new battery. The battery he currently has will read inaccuratly, a full battery charge should last more shots than u will take in a day, my angel has lasted probably more than a month without needed to be charged while playin every weekend or so. The battery that is on the ir3 right now sounds like a bad battery and should be replaced.

[heftylefty]

well he doesnt have the angel anymore, he traded it. he said that he might quit paintballing because he cant find a gun that will satisfy him. he has probably owned every type of high end gun on the market. you name it, he probably owned it once.

[MrB768]

man what does he want/expect from a gun that no paintball gun can meet his needs?

[tippi98custom]

some ppl these days..i'm satisfied(sp?) with my 98c...well sort of id be happy with an impy for sure or a cocker

whats he gonna do now? Air-Soft? :tdown: :tdown:

[AK47]

that is the only time to wipe, when u run around with a $2000 gun:D

[heftylefty]

well i really didnt get hit all day, but a kid from a team called Team Renegade called me out because i had a hit on my beanie. when i went off the field, i looked at my beanie and there wasnt a single mark that showed that i had a hit on my head. he said that there was and his excuse was that beanies soak up paint really fast. that is such BS and his friend said that i shouldnt have been out since there was no paint or shell or anything on my beanie.

and then another time, the first game i played with the gun, i shot one of the back guys off the break but he then ran to his bunker and wipped. a kept on saying your F***IN hit, but he never called out. after the game ended, he said that it was spray and crap. i look at his leg and there was two clear shots that was wipped half way with shell parts still on it! i just got soo ticked i just walked away and forgot about it. i just didnt want to ruin the day by being angry at them and not have fun.

the part that was most funny was that a couple weeks ago, this also happened to my friend and one of the kids from the team said "TEAM RENEGADE DOESNT WIPE!:mad:" that was a noob moment right there;)

[heftylefty]

Originally posted by tippi98custom
whats he gonna do now? Air-Soft? :tdown: :tdown:

lol i dont know, right now he is using an ironmen timmy(sniper gun;)), 2k aced lcd, shocktech trix. i dont know what he will have next. he just gave a nyx trix to his friend(lucky *******).

this was funny, he asked if he could borrow my tank, as a good friend i said yes. he asks if i want anything, so im like hell "whatever you got dont care." he didnt give me anything but he threw an autographed Michael Jordan jersey at me. he said that if i lose the tank, i get to keep the jersey. so right now im hoping that he loses the tank. knowing him, he wont, but you never know what will happen. ;)

[IratePirate]

This thread reeks of BS.

[heftylefty]

Originally posted by IratePirate
This thread reeks of BS.

ummmm ok. how so? you can ask all my friends about this, it is true. im not the kind of person that lies just to get attention. even ask like retardrice about this(he roams these forums ocationally) it is all true. if you dont believe me, then fine! i dont care.

you wanna a pic of the jersey, ill get one. i have it right here next to me.

[punkerx1]

please tell me this "friend" is over 16 years old at LEAST.

i can see a kid getting maybe one high end gun by himself but 3 or 4 and giving them away...:\

[heftylefty]

ya he is 16

[Mutated Goose]

Hefty, what happens is, as you said, the batteries slightly recharge themselves. Then the meter thinks the batteries are charged, but they run out very quickly. It happens with all electronics and batteries.

[Superandy12]

How can a battery recharge its self when its compossed of acids?

[heftylefty]

dpnt ask me, but it did. it was weird, i left it in the sun between games. then i look at the battery life and it was full when 15 min ago it was only 3/4 the way full.

[Superandy12]

im talking about what mutated goose said.Ya that is weird how that happened.

[heftylefty]

ya it was weird.

keely watson(plays for Team Maxim) and lisa harvey(KAPP spokesmodel) came to our home field today! and some of the naughty dogs also showed up. god it was sooo fun playing with them and meeting them. i knew they were cute, but they look much better in person;) . i dont think ive ever had so fun paintballing in my life.

[Superandy12]

is that really true now :|

[heftylefty]

omg yes it is. i didnt have my camera so i dont have pics of her, but i have their autograph on my dye hat. ill get pics tomorrow when i find my cable.

[Blazestorm]

Hey here's heftys hat.

OWNED BIATCH

http://www.automags.org/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=889617

[Superandy12]

Why'd you scribble on your hat? your floor needs vacuuming.

[Blazestorm]

Just can't take the fact that the 2 hottest chicks in paintball signed this guy's hat. You lose. We win. Suck it up and move on.

:laugh:

[Superandy12]

LOL u guys are so funny I don't care and i pretend I do and u get all riled up. lol rofl. I don't even know what those chicks do besides promote.I believed u from the beginning man. it cool it all cool

[heftylefty]

they promote and play paintball. Lisa Harvey is on the Femme Fatales(one of hte best female paintball teams right now), and Keely Watson is on Team Maxim now. they are very good players.

and yes, the hat was scribbled on, but i got a new one;)

[Superandy12]

Ok. thats cool Hefty. Why does Blazestorm have your hat and why is he so excited.

[heftylefty]

haha, i cant friggen find the memory card cable link thingy for my digicam so i had to go over to his house and take pics there.

does he seem excited? well he kinda does. you should see him when he gets new guns, he nearly freaks out with excitement, quite hilarious.

[Superandy12]

just squirt him with water. it works on minime