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unknown
08-15-2001, 07:36 PM
ok around 11:30 tonight i was very entertained by an instant message. apparently he was on this pro or am team, he just forgot which, and he uses a spyder w/ 18" barrel and scope on these SC Village speedball pro/am tourneys.. well, read:
P8ntballMaster11: Hi. Are you there?
skiboard2k1: yes
P8ntballMaster11: hey,
skiboard2k1: hi
P8ntballMaster11: I posted the Sniper thread in PBreview
skiboard2k1: uh, ok.
P8ntballMaster11: u think theres no such thing as a sniper, right?
skiboard2k1: no, i think people dont sniep the right way though
skiboard2k1: sniping aint gettin a 10x scope and laying down and shooting at peopel
skiboard2k1: sniping IS being stealthy and just sneaking up to people
P8ntballMaster11: then what is it
skiboard2k1: its having accuracy, not camping
P8ntballMaster11: so then there is something called sniping
skiboard2k1: yes, just not the way most people describe it
skiboard2k1: like, with a 20" barrel and scope
P8ntballMaster11: is there anything wrong with that?
skiboard2k1: yes..
P8ntballMaster11: Look man, I have a TL plus with a boomstick (18 inch) and a Adco scope, and Marbellizer paintballs, and its been almost 2 months that I HAVE NOT missed a single shot
skiboard2k1: um, great...
skiboard2k1: you'd get wrecked in a real tourney game though
P8ntballMaster11: no one ever knows what hits them when I pull the trigger
skiboard2k1: sure they do
skiboard2k1: a paintball
P8ntballMaster11: i can kick ur butt in a contest
skiboard2k1: lmao
skiboard2k1: you can play speedball?
P8ntballMaster11: ive won 5 tourneys in california
P8ntballMaster11: 2 were speedball
P8ntballMaster11: 2 were 24hour
skiboard2k1: with your scope and 18" barrel huh
P8ntballMaster11: yeah
skiboard2k1: lmao.
skiboard2k1: what tourneys were these
P8ntballMaster11: SC village
skiboard2k1: and what team?
P8ntballMaster11: what do u mean
skiboard2k1: what team were you on
P8ntballMaster11: Snakeeyes
skiboard2k1: and what place / division did you win?
P8ntballMaster11: 1st
skiboard2k1: division?
P8ntballMaster11: i dun remmebr my teammate has all the papers...
skiboard2k1: lmao sure.
skiboard2k1: if you are a tourney player you know your division
P8ntballMaster11: I guess it was pro or amateur
P8ntballMaster11: soome were different
skiboard2k1: lmao lmao lmao
P8ntballMaster11: so ur saying that im lying???
skiboard2k1: if you were a pro or am player you'd KNOW
P8ntballMaster11: what marker do u hav
skiboard2k1: Cocker
skiboard2k1: on say airball, tell me, what bunker do you like most
skiboard2k1: no?
Previous message was not received by P8ntballMaster11 because of error: User P8ntballMaster11 is not available.

apparently, the questions about airball scared him.. either that or my MEGACOCKER OF DOOM! Duh-duh-duh!
and of course, they were Pro in some tournies but am in others.. right?

paintballer56
08-15-2001, 07:45 PM
lol, he was prob a noob trying to get respect from good paintballers, but failed miserbly

CDietz
08-15-2001, 09:34 PM
im lmao right now. that was hilarious! :laugh: :agree:

Mushi
08-15-2001, 11:55 PM
That's tight! I wish I was that good, not missing a shot in two months. A case of marbs would last forever! No need for guppies or a harness either...if only I were that good, my wallet would be better off. :crazy:

snipinhick
08-16-2001, 06:41 AM
I think the kid was on a acid trip. he probably thought he was really good!!!

paintballer56
08-16-2001, 09:52 AM
ya he was prob high

flyingdeadbody1
08-16-2001, 10:12 AM
theres no way that you cant miss a shot in 2 months...unless you go out to play one time in 2 months, with 1 marb paintball and sneak around all day till you finnally get someone. oh, wait, he said marb(s). that means 2 paintballs coming out of his 18 inch boomstick(lol) and his tl+.

that means if he goes to bunker someone ever with that 18 inch boomstick the other guy can just grab the barrel and push it aside or somethin lol.

toadman7b22
08-16-2001, 10:54 AM
wutta POS lier...

unknown
08-16-2001, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by unknown

P8ntballMaster11: ive won 5 tourneys in california
P8ntballMaster11: 2 were speedball
P8ntballMaster11: 2 were 24hour

i just realized.. hes done 2 speedball and 2 scenario games.. but he's done 5.. he also CANT ADD. lol.

KOTOWA
08-16-2001, 12:59 PM
Originally posted by unknown

i just realized.. hes done 2 speedball and 2 scenario games.. but he's done 5.. he also CANT ADD. lol.


HAHAHAAHAHAH!!!

That really is funny!!! LOLOLOL

"IVE WON 5 TOURNEYS!"
**Holds up 4 fingers**
"2 speedball, and two scenario..."
**Holds up brass eagle raptor**
"Heres my gun!!!"
**Other guy starts talking**
"I thought you had a spyder?!?!"
"Man, what division were you playing in???"
**B!itch talks again**
"I dont know, my captain has all the papers"
"I think I am in pro...maybe am???"
"and this is a spyder...it has a spyder barrel, so its a spyder!"
"Im on team*retarded*people*whocannot*get*freinds.or.win. a.paintball.game!!!"

unknown
08-16-2001, 02:34 PM
lmao!!
Originally posted by KOTOWA



HAHAHAAHAHAH!!!

That really is funny!!! LOLOLOL

"freinds.or.win.a.paintball.game!!!"
dude you went dont.kill.whitey. on us there, lol.

PaintballDude
08-16-2001, 04:29 PM
Snakyees? Never heard. Doesn't know if he's a pro or a amature! haha. That's like saying if you didn't know if you were playing in the NBA or playing in your driveway.
If someone was bull****ing like that I won't just say lmao. I would go off on the guy. But that's just me.

Zer0
08-17-2001, 09:04 PM
Originally posted by unknown

P8ntballMaster11: no one ever knows what hits them when I pull the trigger
skiboard2k1: sure they do
skiboard2k1: a paintball


:P lol