Here's a sniper or a pro or am (he doesn't know) team!! lmao!!

[unknown]

ok around 11:30 tonight i was very entertained by an instant message. apparently he was on this pro or am team, he just forgot which, and he uses a spyder w/ 18" barrel and scope on these SC Village speedball pro/am tourneys.. well, read:
P8ntballMaster11: Hi. Are you there?
skiboard2k1: yes
P8ntballMaster11: hey,
skiboard2k1: hi
P8ntballMaster11: I posted the Sniper thread in PBreview
skiboard2k1: uh, ok.
P8ntballMaster11: u think theres no such thing as a sniper, right?
skiboard2k1: no, i think people dont sniep the right way though
skiboard2k1: sniping aint gettin a 10x scope and laying down and shooting at peopel
skiboard2k1: sniping IS being stealthy and just sneaking up to people
P8ntballMaster11: then what is it
skiboard2k1: its having accuracy, not camping
P8ntballMaster11: so then there is something called sniping
skiboard2k1: yes, just not the way most people describe it
skiboard2k1: like, with a 20" barrel and scope
P8ntballMaster11: is there anything wrong with that?
skiboard2k1: yes..
P8ntballMaster11: Look man, I have a TL plus with a boomstick (18 inch) and a Adco scope, and Marbellizer paintballs, and its been almost 2 months that I HAVE NOT missed a single shot
skiboard2k1: um, great...
skiboard2k1: you'd get wrecked in a real tourney game though
P8ntballMaster11: no one ever knows what hits them when I pull the trigger
skiboard2k1: sure they do
skiboard2k1: a paintball
P8ntballMaster11: i can kick ur butt in a contest
skiboard2k1: lmao
skiboard2k1: you can play speedball?
P8ntballMaster11: ive won 5 tourneys in california
P8ntballMaster11: 2 were speedball
P8ntballMaster11: 2 were 24hour
skiboard2k1: with your scope and 18" barrel huh
P8ntballMaster11: yeah
skiboard2k1: lmao.
skiboard2k1: what tourneys were these
P8ntballMaster11: SC village
skiboard2k1: and what team?
P8ntballMaster11: what do u mean
skiboard2k1: what team were you on
P8ntballMaster11: Snakeeyes
skiboard2k1: and what place / division did you win?
P8ntballMaster11: 1st
skiboard2k1: division?
P8ntballMaster11: i dun remmebr my teammate has all the papers...
skiboard2k1: lmao sure.
skiboard2k1: if you are a tourney player you know your division
P8ntballMaster11: I guess it was pro or amateur
P8ntballMaster11: soome were different
skiboard2k1: lmao lmao lmao
P8ntballMaster11: so ur saying that im lying???
skiboard2k1: if you were a pro or am player you'd KNOW
P8ntballMaster11: what marker do u hav
skiboard2k1: Cocker
skiboard2k1: on say airball, tell me, what bunker do you like most
skiboard2k1: no?
Previous message was not received by P8ntballMaster11 because of error: User P8ntballMaster11 is not available.

apparently, the questions about airball scared him.. either that or my MEGACOCKER OF DOOM! Duh-duh-duh!
and of course, they were Pro in some tournies but am in others.. right?

[paintballer56]

lol, he was prob a noob trying to get respect from good paintballers, but failed miserbly

[CDietz]

im lmao right now. that was hilarious! :laugh: :agree:

[Mushi]

That's tight! I wish I was that good, not missing a shot in two months. A case of marbs would last forever! No need for guppies or a harness either...if only I were that good, my wallet would be better off. :crazy:

[snipinhick]

I think the kid was on a acid trip. he probably thought he was really good!!!

[paintballer56]

ya he was prob high

[flyingdeadbody1]

theres no way that you cant miss a shot in 2 months...unless you go out to play one time in 2 months, with 1 marb paintball and sneak around all day till you finnally get someone. oh, wait, he said marb(s). that means 2 paintballs coming out of his 18 inch boomstick(lol) and his tl+.

that means if he goes to bunker someone ever with that 18 inch boomstick the other guy can just grab the barrel and push it aside or somethin lol.

[toadman7b22]

wutta POS lier...

[unknown]

Originally posted by unknown

P8ntballMaster11: ive won 5 tourneys in california
P8ntballMaster11: 2 were speedball
P8ntballMaster11: 2 were 24hour

i just realized.. hes done 2 speedball and 2 scenario games.. but he's done 5.. he also CANT ADD. lol.

[KOTOWA]

Originally posted by unknown

i just realized.. hes done 2 speedball and 2 scenario games.. but he's done 5.. he also CANT ADD. lol.


HAHAHAAHAHAH!!!

That really is funny!!! LOLOLOL

"IVE WON 5 TOURNEYS!"
**Holds up 4 fingers**
"2 speedball, and two scenario..."
**Holds up brass eagle raptor**
"Heres my gun!!!"
**Other guy starts talking**
"I thought you had a spyder?!?!"
"Man, what division were you playing in???"
**B!itch talks again**
"I dont know, my captain has all the papers"
"I think I am in pro...maybe am???"
"and this is a spyder...it has a spyder barrel, so its a spyder!"
"Im on team*retarded*people*whocannot*get*freinds.or.win. a.paintball.game!!!"

[unknown]

lmao!!
Originally posted by KOTOWA



HAHAHAAHAHAH!!!

That really is funny!!! LOLOLOL

"freinds.or.win.a.paintball.game!!!"
dude you went dont.kill.whitey. on us there, lol.

[PaintballDude]

Snakyees? Never heard. Doesn't know if he's a pro or a amature! haha. That's like saying if you didn't know if you were playing in the NBA or playing in your driveway.
If someone was bull****ing like that I won't just say lmao. I would go off on the guy. But that's just me.

[Zer0]

Originally posted by unknown

P8ntballMaster11: no one ever knows what hits them when I pull the trigger
skiboard2k1: sure they do
skiboard2k1: a paintball


:P lol