Dealing with cheaters....

[Valadian]

At the field I go to, there is this one ******* who not only is a grade A whiner and the poster boy for the "expensive big gun but no skill whatsoever" group, but in order to make up for his lack of skill, he cheats like a madman! Whats worse is that he's a regular at the field and the refs at this field are kind of "slow" so they have yet to catch this guy. Basically he only cheats when he can get away with it, but that is quite often.
His main thing is to simply just wipe the paint off after he gets hit. So even though you can call a paintcheck on him, by the time the ref gets over there, he's relatively clean and you cant prove that you've hit him. I can think of numerous times where I hit him, saw the paint explode (especially when I gogged him in speedball, he just went back down behind his bunker and popped up about 10 secs later, the paint was gone, and he even waved at me, as if to say "haha!") or my friends have hit him, and I was able to confirm it from the sidelines.
Anyhow this is getting long, anyone got any good ways to deal with this guy? We've tried talking to the refs but they always tell us that since we cant prove it, then they cant do anything about it.

[carfreak]

light him up or you can always bunker him. let see him wipe a welt away

[Valadian]

ya might try lighting him up, problem is my field has two rules that bug me...but they're there because its a "rec field".

#1: If you shoot a person and you get 4 or more breaks on them, then its considered "overkill" and you're out and they're still in.

#2: Bunkering is strictly not allowed. They get really pissed if you bunker somebody.

Now of course all that stuff only matters if I'm caught, but this guy is such a whiny prick that it wouldn't surprise me if he called the refs attention to it and I got the boot instead of him. The other thing that really gets me is he's gotta be like 30-35 and he's acts like he's 9.

[carfreak]

sucks to be you j/k. what i would do is tell everone on the field we got wiper. what most paintballers hates most is a wiper. so if you tell everyone that he is a wiper, everyone will be aware and most likely look for this guy. And if he wipes away masks shot then he is taking off his mask(which is very dangerous),so tell the ref to watch him carefully.Hope this helps

[Richy_C]

play on his side and have some not so friendly friendly fire

[Magadeth]

Bring a video camera and film it from the sidelines. Then show everyone that is playing there the proof that he wipes.

Or use the banana scented paintballs. That way the refs, and everyone else will be able to smell it on him.

Start picking on him about it. Name him wiper.
Point at him and laugh and call him 'Wiper'

[Valadian]

ROFL!
I like that, since he uses an e-mag, and before that a normal automag, we had the name of "magf a g" for him, yea I know its childish but its what we came up with on the fly. Though I do like "wiper" thats good. :D

The video camera is also a very very good idea! I might try that, if he starts to get really bad!
Thanks!

[JDoGG]

your field sounds like it sucks man. well when he goes down for the "10 seconds" behind his bunker, run up to a bunker on the side of him(as far away as you have to be) and then gog him. he'll never know where it came from. oh, or you could try all star or marbs to stain all his clothes.

[DRAGSTER420]

just get in his face and ask him why the hell hes alway f*^%ng whiping!!

[iwantamag]

If i were you i'd run up to his bunker (regardless of getting shot) with a F/A in F/A live mode and empty a full hopper from 2 feet away. but... if the refs see (which they will) you will most likely get banned and sued. but the cheater will never go back again:laugh:

[Halliday]

Before playing, tell a ref to watch him close. Sure, they might be buds and let him cheat. Give it a try.

Calling him names and making him feel bad will probally drive him away too. There was a guy a my field that would always overshoot people. After overshooting me and about 5 others, we made it clear how we felt about him (out in the safe zone in public for everyone to hear). He just packed up and left and haven't seen him since.

[ciaran.mooney]

If you know you and your mates are better than him just tell him before the match that you'll light his *** up if he wipes - im sure he'll be pissing hiimself when 4-5 people target him, not even the marshalls could miss it.

Keep doing it till he stops wiping.

[jgoutz]

try using the american banana flavored balls in the pink. they are bright pink, light him up, and even if he does wipe, the bugs will love him. we use them in the woods, and the bees, and yellow jackets love them:D

[Paint Bulley]

Since you can't bunker, and if you shoot to many times your out.

Just play on his team for an entire team, and always play behind him. Let him lead, be his support. and if you ever see him wipe, either friendly fire or jump up yell charge and charge. then while running by him on your charge put as many balls on his back as you can.

After the round ask him if he got your point.

If he says what? or no? try him again next round.

BUt since if you shoot someone too many times you are out. Keep on running so someone else can shoot you out for real.
And if possible take out a few bad guys on your charge. and remember the yell!

[Avatar]

people always remember when someones a wiper. i went to a field once and even though i dont remember any of the names or faces, i remember one, eric the wiper, and i could pull him outta line up after half a year. and i always forget things, like right now im trying to find my damn wallet, though id lost it at a field one time but it was under my hat!

[Valadian]

ROFL these are all worthy of me trying hehehe.
I'll probably start with something simple yet subtle like the banana balls =)
Then I'll move onto the friendly fire and *****ing. Luckily he hasnt been out there in a while, but he just got a brand new E-Mag so I'm sure he's still wanting to get his fill of using it.
:laugh:

[Ebonclaw]

Take some vital part out of the E-mag when he's not looking. Or pour dirt down his barrel. Keep messing with him like this until someone tells him "I bet they'd stop if you'd stop wiping." Actually, whenever you get the chance, yell "Wipe this!" so everyone knows why you're doing this and light the little ******* up. I'm thinking something like those HALO vids I saw....

[iwantamag]

this happened to some guy at my field because of the same thing.
what you do wait till he not looking and either put tape in his hopper so it won't feed or put a quarter in the feed asrea of the gun (if it's a vert r pf mag) of if he has a PF turn it so it won't feed he'll be dry fireing and pissed and confused then you light him up and he gets even more pissed :)

wait i fergeted don't do the quarter, do the tape or PF if you do the quarter you loose 25 cents and he gets it!:cry:

[snipinhick]

I had this problem the last time i played at my local park. i explained to the refs that the kid is a mad wiper. then i told the rest of you team. Now the refs see this kid do it and ask my whole team what we should do about it. We all agree that the ref would make a general statment to the hole lot of us(146 palyers) that if there is a known cheater or wiper about us, that if they got caught, the refs would turn there back and we(the 50 people on my team) could hose him.

he he he. we found the kid(15 of us) and we all taged him once(we brought a ref with us). so after that we warned him verbaly. he didn't take head. all 15 of us unloaded a half of a hopper on the kid(well i unloaded about 10 shots, i own a pump thats all i could get off). he was welted and bruised when the game was over, so he starts bitc H en to the refs. the refs just said "if i catch you cheating again. and if i hear about you cheating again you will never use the facilitys of this park again, and i will let everyplayer hose your sorry as*." I found out later the kid is 23. what a loser.

[Valadian]

Yea thats the sad thing, this shmoe is like 33 or something.

I guess if it gets bad enough I'll solve the situation with my desert eagle..........
*KABLOOM*
"YOU'RE HIT!!! I SAW THAT HIT YOU!! IT WENT THROUGH THE BUNKER!! YOU'RE OUT!!!"
"CHEATER!!!!!!!!! CHEATER!!!!!!!!!!!"
"STOP LAYING THERE CHEATER I CAN SEE RED BLOO.....ERR PAINT ALL OVER YOU!! GET OFF THE FIELD!!!"
:badboy:

[Magnus55]

LoL. Interesting idea, though I do not recomend going to that far an extreme just to beat a wiper. :rolleyes:

Besides after they've caught you and everything, I doubt you'll be playing that much paintball in prison. :laugh:

[snipinhick]

ahhh just pistol whip him with the big .50. that would changer his mind, and give him a concusion.

[Ebonclaw]

Pistol whip him with a bazooka.

[snipinhick]

NO NO NO, whip his *** with one of the guns that gard the panima cannal during the first world war!!!!!!!

[Valadian]

I could start a prison paintball league!!:laugh:

[HawaiianPenguin]

lol....when he isn't looking go and stomp on his equipement and dirty up all his stuff.....or better yet....(pee on it)

did I say that?

Hahah Pistol whiping is for sissys! the thing to do is get a Helicopter and drive it right into that sucka! ahhah :devil: :badboy:

[Valadian]

Yea.................but.......it'd be a waste of a perfectly good helo......

.....perhaps............see if I can get ahold of an old retired M60A1 tank and just "accidently" back over his Xterra with it, while he was inside of course.......
:badboy: :wink2:

[Ebonclaw]

Put confetti in his hopper. Especially if it has that sucking action like the Xtra or an Angel.......he he he. It'll confuse the life out of him. Try glitter too. It'll mess up his barrel and look pretty.

[Valadian]

LOL!

We should rename this thread "How to sabotage a gun"

Thing is he loves his precious Emag.......is never far from it........I'll have to find a way to seperate them hmm.......

He's a "big boy" maybe a twinkie or a cupcake would coax him from his precious gun.
Its sad too, cause I like Emags alot, too bad he's using it, sorta like a sweet hot girl dating a total loser hahahaha!

[Magnus55]

I know it's fun to come up with wild and daring ideas for revenge like these here on the forums, but I hope you don't plan to use any of them in real life. Doing so could get you: banned from the paintball field, arrested, or worse. People who wipe aren't like the rest of us. Often times they suffer from low self esteem and wipe to make themselves feel better. You could be tampering with a psychotic manic depressive's paintball marker for all you know. I'm not saying what he is doing is right. I'm just saying be careful while getting your revenge on that good for nothing wiper. :badboy:


Anyways what I would do is put laxitives in his food at the field, and so when he is playing he'll be really uncomfortable and slow on his feet (because he is trying not to crap himself). If he tries to leave the field to go to the restroom, yell at him and call him a coward for running away. If he decides to stay and play, shoot him in the stomach and make him crap himself. Not only will he be humiliated and embarassed, you'll be a hero for making the wiper crap his pants. :laugh:

[Jackel]

I would personally jack the velocity to around 325-400 and blast him a couple times so that he screams and thne quickly r-adjust the velocity so that you do not get disqualified. I did that nad got ejected for the day, but it was well worth it. The kid had four big welt on his chest for like three weeks and everyone sat and said, "Look at the cheater!!!"

[stealthsloth]

i would just shoot him and if you for sure see it break run up and bunker him while hes cleaning it off. shoot him alot not just once make him scream out and maybe next time he wont wanna cheat.:eek: ::D ;)

[Ebonclaw]

Aw guys...come on...wipers with no self esteem need some encouragement.....like a good hearty slap on the back....albeit while holding a paint grenade....I still like my glitter idea.

[iwantacocker]

sometime you should come up to him ask why he wipes and tell him everyone notieces and if he stops he will become good someday.

or just do the tape in the hopper idea lik i err.... iwantamag said.;)

[Ebonclaw]

Is there any way to inject glitter in your paintballs without compromising integrity? Cuz you could take a syringe and inject glitter into all of YOUR balls and then he'd be glittery for the rest of the day if you hit him. Of course, other people might not be too happy either....