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Batman
09-06-2001, 03:47 PM
Post some wierd thing you do with your marker. Sometimes i (promise you wont tell) SLEEP WITH MY MARKER :laugh: and :finger: all u want put i dont care!

in trauma
09-06-2001, 03:48 PM
kill bugs

PoInT BlAnK
09-06-2001, 03:59 PM
i kill those damn bugs too and shoot my vitamins out the window play imaginary pb and sleep with

blake_sw
09-06-2001, 05:02 PM
Billy Club

Spec74
09-06-2001, 05:14 PM
i sleep with mine hehe :D

paintballer56
09-07-2001, 11:56 AM
i name mine, its natasha and sleep with it

optimusprime888
09-07-2001, 12:05 PM
Itch myself.

Batman
09-07-2001, 12:35 PM
Try to take it in shower

TheNinja
09-07-2001, 03:16 PM
I kiss it (Kelly) before and after every round and sometimes I sleep in my mask.

paintballer56
09-07-2001, 08:06 PM
dress up in all my gear and pretend to snap shoot and bunker peeps

Steimes
09-07-2001, 08:17 PM
I name(purple people eater, Purple Haze [I like purple guns]) , pretend it's an mp5 and I'm in a counterstrike game, clean even after I cleened it before, and talk to them before a match (ok Haze let's shoot stright today)


Purple people eater = Sligtly tricked spyder tl

Purple HAze = Impulse with a few mods

blake_sw
09-07-2001, 08:39 PM
Whisper sweet nothings into it's soft ears. Caress my mag's creamy gold skin and give it sensual back massages. Comb my fingers effortlessly through it's blonde hair. Kiss it's lips and engage in a tango of tongue. Slowly undress my mag, baring it's vulnerable naked body. Penetrate and fall into a sea of love, passion and sweat.

Told you it was disturbing

Richy_C
09-08-2001, 07:33 AM
:paranoid:

SH4YD33
09-08-2001, 09:23 AM
:eyes:

elTwitcho
09-08-2001, 09:49 AM
Bring a bottle of windex to skyball. polish marker to an impecable shine, get lit up, polish marker, get lit up, polish marker....

pr0kch0p
09-08-2001, 09:50 AM
i shoot full pop cans

Steimes
09-08-2001, 05:31 PM
I do that too porky.....I need a life

Mushi
09-09-2001, 12:50 AM
I relax with my mask on...never really fell asleep with it on though (not for lack of trying though). I don't sleep with my marker. Never crossed my mind, but I'd be afraid of hurting it.

blake_sw
09-09-2001, 03:15 PM
Air Guitar

dager
09-10-2001, 01:59 AM
unclog the garbage disposal

http://www.pbnation.com/attachment.php?postid=139948
http://www.pbnation.com/attachment.php?postid=139949

-duff

elTwitcho
09-10-2001, 04:50 AM
AAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAA

that angel is so f'ed up. Almost fell outta my chair when I saw that. Crime against humanity man

Skittle
09-10-2001, 04:38 PM
Whisper sweet nothings into it's soft ears. Caress my mag's creamy gold skin and give it sensual back massages. Comb my fingers effortlessly through it's blonde hair. Kiss it's lips and engage in a tango of tongue. Slowly undress my mag, baring it's vulnerable naked body. Penetrate and fall into a sea of love, passion and sweat



uhhhh............... im scared, scarred for life............. :( , i think i need a councelor.....

Batman
09-10-2001, 05:08 PM
Blake u r so funny :laugh:
and whats that paper clip in front of this message?

pr0kch0p
09-10-2001, 06:12 PM
it means the thread has an attachement in it. someone attached an image on one of their posts, in this case it is courtesy of blake

dager
09-11-2001, 01:20 AM
you should have seen my reaction when i got it in the mail.. it was suposed to have only external damage and no leaks.. far from it.. leaked from every oriface and seam.. got all the leaks fixed now I just have to figure out what to do with the main tube.. finding a M19x.75 tap is a pain!

-duff

Originally posted by elTwitcho
AAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAA

that angel is so f'ed up. Almost fell outta my chair when I saw that. Crime against humanity man

PoInT BlAnK
09-11-2001, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by blake_sw
Whisper sweet nothings into it's soft ears. Caress my mag's creamy gold skin and give it sensual back massages. Comb my fingers effortlessly through it's blonde hair. Kiss it's lips and engage in a tango of tongue. Slowly undress my mag, baring it's vulnerable naked body. Penetrate and fall into a sea of love, passion and sweat.

Told you it was disturbing
You just damaged my fragile little mind:eek: keep it in your pants uhhh... i mean to your self next time hehe
you just put a whole new perverted twist on sleeping with your marker..hehe funny man

green_goblin
09-11-2001, 07:21 PM
well....one time, at band camp..

Lord Delta
09-12-2001, 12:15 PM
If you have a real ugly baby you could feed him from long distance. JK

Richy_C
09-12-2001, 12:36 PM
Dager, you got ripped? did you buy online?

Congobongo
09-14-2001, 06:38 PM
i secks the barrel

simon woodstock
09-14-2001, 10:10 PM
i throw the lid of a garbage can in the air and shoot it as many times as i can, right now i can get 7 without a miss, i could get more if some1 else throws it. i also tried CDs but they don't fly straight. ohyeah, i wear my gloves when i watch tv, and a snap shoot around furniture.

Richy_C
09-15-2001, 10:19 AM
Use air to shoot those littly plastic army men


Those army men are awsome

Incube
09-16-2001, 01:11 PM
Well to you guys this will be way outta the normal. Guess what i do with my marker.... I use it to play paintball..while you guys have sexual intercourse with it, kill bugs,sleep with it,call it names and OMG DO THE BLAKE TO IT!:agree:

Yes the most unusual of all i use it for what it was made for.

AllOleander
09-16-2001, 02:51 PM
The rest of us will continue using it as a sex toy..

:D

Avatar
09-16-2001, 05:46 PM
one time i slept with mine but then i rolled over onto the powerfeed in a bad dream, and i havent been able to walk since. i also named mine DRUGS!

/\ \/ /\ t /\ R

dager
09-16-2001, 10:24 PM
ripped.. eh sorta.. i only paid $350 and i got other stuff with it.. ive got it working. all leaks sealed. even if i couldnt get it to work i could have easily parted it out and gotten my money back. ill probaly just do some more minor cosmtic work and use it as my back up and sell my other LED

-duff

Originally posted by Richy_C
Dager, you got ripped? did you buy online?

anchorite
09-16-2001, 11:51 PM
I watch TV with my mask on. so f'n comfortable.

I also shoot air at my dog... never actual paint.


hey, who was that that said he played paintball with his marker? Incube?
you freak. who buys a marker to play paintball with?
only losers play paintball... seriously.

I doubt anyone in this forum EXCEPT you, has actually played paintball. seriously, who would do such a thing?
paintball is savage. it glorifies war and death!

I payed about 2000 for all my paintball equiptment:
(matrix, shocker, impulse, spyder, 2xNitro duck tuffskins, HALO, 12v revvy, 16oz co2, 2xJT destroyer pants, 2xJT proline jerseys, JT flex 7 ize, JT flex 7, redz demension 3,2. Redz 4+1, Redz marker bag, 2xJT gloves, JJ barrel, Kapp stubby, Kapp dropzone, plus a custom 2001 cocker that I sold)

I own all this... and I would never, ever think about playing paintball. barbaric.

I am ashamed at anyone who even thinks about doing such a hideous thing.

blake_sw
09-17-2001, 07:28 AM
Sit in the front yard in a lawn chair, hold my gun and make retarted faces.

Incube
09-17-2001, 10:31 AM
Originally posted by anchorite
I watch TV with my mask on. so f'n comfortable.

I also shoot air at my dog... never actual paint.


hey, who was that that said he played paintball with his marker? Incube?
you freak. who buys a marker to play paintball with?
only losers play paintball... seriously.

I doubt anyone in this forum EXCEPT you, has actually played paintball. seriously, who would do such a thing?
paintball is savage. it glorifies war and death!

I payed about 2000 for all my paintball equiptment:
(matrix, shocker, impulse, spyder, 2xNitro duck tuffskins, HALO, 12v revvy, 16oz co2, 2xJT destroyer pants, 2xJT proline jerseys, JT flex 7 ize, JT flex 7, redz demension 3,2. Redz 4+1, Redz marker bag, 2xJT gloves, JJ barrel, Kapp stubby, Kapp dropzone, plus a custom 2001 cocker that I sold)

I own all this... and I would never, ever think about playing paintball. barbaric.

I am ashamed at anyone who even thinks about doing such a hideous thing.
lol you be weird... but blake be weirder!

Steimes
09-17-2001, 11:39 AM
o yhea I paint named my talon jordan.....

Incube
09-17-2001, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by Steimes
o yhea I paint named my talon jordan.....
Is that cuz when you get cocked to hard you fall apart? ...j/k

Toolfreak387
10-05-2001, 06:06 PM
Shoot porta potties with people in them...they hear the thud sound and come running out..funny stuff:laugh: