Funniest/Coolest/Most Memorable moment in paintball

[SwordfishIII]

ive had a few. one was when me and this other guy had a standoff. it was the most adrenaline pumping moment of my life. i was using my new zeus and i gogged him and didnt get hit once. i was so proud:cool:

[spyderlover321]

all right here's mine. I was playin rec ball, and i got into a spool on the right tape line, and about 4 guys from the other team go and get behind a brush pile right in front of me. they have no cover in my direction, so i pop up and gog 2 of them, and light up the rest. i was about to move up, but then this ref tell me to stay right where i am. So i do, and another 3 people go and get behind the same brush pile with the same results. I then decided to use up the rest of my paint (like a hopper) and just do a run through. I shot out like 2 people and bunkerd another 3 people before i got lit up. It left me with some nasty welts, but i was worth it.

[Mercurius]

Three moments, all tied for first:

One, my first game, speedball with a rental piranha. I see my cousin crouched behind a bunker, and when I run up to bunker him and fire, I miss. I have no idea how, maybe because I was using a stock piranha at like 210 fps, but I keep shooting (and missing) and he circles around to my right and pops me in the neck. Left a welt for a week at least, plus I looked friggin stupid. Since then, I've followed Inspectah Deck's advice on neck protection because that shot hurt like hell.

Two, outlaw ball in the park, I was using a Talon Ghost. Long story short, I see my friend's red dot sight pointed on my chest, so I get up and circle strafe him, firing all the time, looking like a damn Quake player, but he only trails balls behind me doing 7-8 bps on a Spyder. I get back under cover and go for another run, and about halfway through the arc, he nails me in the leg and cheeks (not the ones on your face, mind you). After the game, I found out I missed him so many times because my hopper had jammed and I was shooting air. Hilarity at its finest.

Three, speedball game at the same place as the first. There was a car for a bunker on the field, and I saw two sets of feet under it from my hiding spot. I pop up and snap shot at one of the guys with my Raptor Green. Now, anyone who's owned a Raptor will testify that they're doublefeeding machines. Still, I couldn't believe it when the damn thing doublefed on the first shot and hit BOTH of the guys hiding behind the car. I nearly fell to the ground laughing my *** off when they both yelled "HIT!" at the same time.

[Calebd2]

A long time ago when we played outlaw, we only had 6 guys. So, instead of having a ref to start the game, I did. To start the game I shot one ball straight in the air. That ball came falling to the ground and hit one of the opposing teams player on the head :tup:

[SinfulCindy]

http://www.pbreview.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=175363 So far, that's pretty memorable for me. :laugh:

[Raptorz922]

My most memorable ones are ones that hurt...

The first was when I got shot fifteen times by a guy with a warp feed who I had laready shot and who was cheating. That REALLY sucked. You can still see a slight mark on my leg from that even though it happened like six or seven weeks ago.

The second was from the last time I played. I was taking heavy fire from a guy going way over the field's fire limit. I was behind a brush pile and balls were going through the brush and not breaking on me. That alone made me suspicious. I turned around to move back and got nailed right on the pressure point behind my left jaw. That is the most painful hit I've ever had. It didn't quit hurting for more than a day. I almost went to the doctor because I found out there was a small bone there that some people have had broken by paintball hits.

[SinfulCindy]

Originally posted by Raptorz922
I almost went to the doctor because I found out there was a small bone there that some people have had broken by paintball hits. That makes me scared now. :paranoid:

[APA_Thunder]

Originally posted by SinfulCindy
That makes me scared now. :paranoid:

Same here....:(

[SwordfishIII]

ow it hurts when u get shot in the thumb at close range:cry:

[Mercurius]

Someone shot me in the foot once, hurt like crazy and had me hopping around like a cartoon character.

[Infiltrator]

Took down 8 guys finishing the game off in 2:00 minutes or less.

Got ambushed by 5 guys and snipers in a scenario game. They all missed me, the newbies. I retreated into a house like bunker and held them off alone until they all got out or ran away. The last guy was reloading 50 feet away from the house. I ran out of the house and bunkered him. He let out a yelp of surprise. His eyes were as big as dinner plates and so was the ref that watched me the entire time. When I called for a paintcheck just in case, he looked me up and down in amazement. All my pods were in the house like a alamo movie or something.

[Calebd2]

Originally posted by Mercurius
Someone shot me in the foot once, hurt like crazy and had me hopping around like a cartoon character.

Yea, my friend did that once. Seems he hasn't mastered the safety feature yet. We were walking back from a game and he had his gun pointing down. It shot me from about 3 feet away. Oh, and I don't wear shoes when playing. :|

[SinfulCindy]

Originally posted by Calebd2
Oh, and I don't wear shoes when playing. :| Are you serious? Aren't you afraid of bending your toenails back, stubbing your toes, stepping on something sharp, etc.? :eyes: (I'm an extremely paranoid person. -_-)

[Calebd2]

Originally posted by SinfulCindy
Are you serious? Aren't you afraid of bending your toenails back, stubbing your toes, stepping on something sharp, etc.? :eyes: (I'm an extremely paranoid person. -_-)

I dont worrying about bending my toes back...

The field is grass, so I've never stubbed my toe. And since it's my field, I pretty much trust that there is nothing sharp on it.

[chibissj]

Originally posted by Calebd2


I dont worrying about bending my toes back...

The field is grass, so I've never stubbed my toe. And since it's my field, I pretty much trust that there is nothing sharp on it.


pretty much:eyes: then that day will come when you find a thumb tack in ur foot :eek:

[sosoDAF]

Lets go to Caleb's house and randomly scatter sharp objects on the ground! lol
:P :D :laugh:

[hybrid-sniper]

i wish i had my own field:(
until then i'll just throw pointy things on calebs field:badboy:

my good story ummmm
duels are always fun..10 paces then turn around and open up first one to give up loses.
me and a friend did it, we each went through around 130 rounds of paint on each other until i sorta shot my friend in the neck and he quit to go cough up some blood:rolleyes:

[P@intB@ll3r9]

There's this one funny review on the Brass Eagle Blade. Go and check it out, it's pretty funny! :laugh:

[SwordfishIII]

dude kan ya give us a link? theres another funny review on the brass eagle deluxe mask. im too lazy to get the link but its on the bottom of the first page

[bikerdude7200]

http://pbreview.com/products/reviews/?prod=30&page=2
heres the deluxe mask one on the top
it is 2 funnie

[SwordfishIII]

ya thats it thanks
this thing IS as BAD as it seems. it smells like poo and you start playing because you forgot your mask and this is the rental and your all like> give me a fricking pillow case with two eye holes and ill be fine and then you throw it down and get ur big sumo friends to come do a barrel roll all over it then you run into the woods and party with the squirrels while singing show tunes and fat guys are rolling all over your brass eagle deluxe mask. and then you play in it and you get shot and it hurts so bad because they dont care about your safety and all they care about is making money off this cheap product and then you get mad because it actually left welts on ur face and your like uhh no those arent pimples those are welts and lets go live witht eh turtles on galapagos island and party like its 1999.-exert from the review:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[SinfulCindy]

:laugh: Are you serious? Silly people these days... lol.

[Calebd2]

I think I may start wearing shoes now... :paranoid:

[SinfulCindy]

What's wrong? Don't want colorful feet? :P

[Calebd2]

Originally posted by SinfulCindy
What's wrong? Don't want colorful feet? :P

Yea, I'd perfer not to have red feet. ;)

[SwordfishIII]

o somethin else i forgot to mention that is pretty funny is when you get lit up. i was in this little house bunker w\ 2 exits and i was surrounded, so im just like what the hell and run out and like three guys open up on me and i started laughing and they were like ...........huh?:confused:

[Raptorz922]

Originally posted by SwordfishIII
o somethin else i forgot to mention that is pretty funny is when you get lit up. i was in this little house bunker w\ 2 exits and i was surrounded, so im just like what the hell and run out and like three guys open up on me and i started laughing and they were like ...........huh?:confused:

Yeah. Lots of people can't seem to get the idea that it really doesn't hurt that much. I'd be laughing too if I got lit up after going rambo.

[SwordfishIII]

yay im goin tomorrow and im gonna go insane:D

[hybrid-sniper]

Originally posted by bikerdude7200
http://pbreview.com/products/reviews/?prod=30&page=2
heres the deluxe mask one on the top
it is 2 funnie

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: funniest review i've ever read

[Calebd2]

Originally posted by hybrid-sniper


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: funniest review i've ever read

I really should get rid of it... but it is pretty funny. :P

[PBfreak01]

Originally posted by SwordfishIII
ow it hurts when u get shot in the thumb at close range:cry:

heh. I've got hit twice in the hand; 2 seconds apart, I might add. It doesn't hurt too bad.

My most memorable moment would probably have to be getting half of the opposing team to surrender by sneaking up on them. I stepped out from behind a tree, yelled "surrender", and ducked back behing the tree before they turned around. Funny stuff :laugh:

[MrTiggleBitties]

My brother and my friend were the last ones in on my first outlaw game. My brother had the flag and was low on paint, and so was my friend. So thy both agreed to have a little duel and take 10 paces in opposite directions then shoot eachother. So it was 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... and my brother starts running and he captures the flag.
_____

1 week ago, it was a Tourny vs. Rec in one round. So I was in the "Crackpipe" (left 20) and me and my friend in the first story were the only ones left against like 5 tourny players. So I was like "Wtf... Ill just go rambo." I went to the 50, got a guy out, and was lit up by like 3 other guys. It wasnt that bad except for the one that hit my thumb.

[ViperXT]

quote: Originally posted by SwordfishIII ow it hurts when u get shot in the thumb at close range heh. I've got hit twice in the hand; 2 seconds apart, I might add. It doesn't hurt too bad.

Thumb hits hurt. I was wearing some JT gloves that leave your fingertips exposed while playing today. It was at a big game, we were advancing down a trail and these guys jumped out and lit us up big time. I shotabout 15 times and the only shot that still hurts(even now as I am typing this) is the shot that hit the tip of my thumb.

[SwordfishIII]

lol RIGHT after that game a bought those JT fingerless gloves

[Jason4108]

I remember this time when we were doing a 2 v 2 and one of my friends playing was a newb and didnt where alto of skin protection actually all he had was a then t-shirt. Well after me and my bud got the other guy on his team out we started moving up onto him, he didn't see us and rushed up. As he headed for the bunker my bud shot him in a hard shot right in the chest and he just send his gun flying. He through the gun like 6 ft into the bunker it was hilarous. Good thing it was a rentall tippy 98, strong little devils.

[Infiltrator]

I was refing an outlaw game. Somebody yelled for a paintcheck on this newbie that was wiping like crazy. I sprinted over there so I could catch him wiping. As soon as I came around the bunker the newbie screamed and threw his gun on the ground and curled up into a ball. He thought he was being bunkered.

[Jason4108]

I was playing at an indoor field and this guy rushes up to an air bunker and he accidently pushes the bunker over leaving him opening to my entire team and all my teamates including me lite him up it was hilarious.

[Deceased_Sniper]

I have two favourite memorable moments. Same day, Same people. Me and my best friend Jamie.

We are playing a game of mini adventure, third game of the day. At first I went into the forest and thought I would camp for a bit cause they always go through that part. So I'm sitting there and I hear people comming so I say "Fukc this!" And run back to my base where I met up with Lyle. Me, him and another dude decided to cross the bridge to go and get the other teams flag. Where kneeling down in the tall grass, their base is 10 feet from us and the flag, 15 feet from us... I could hear or see anybody so I go and walk in there base, I didn't take the flag cause I'm not the fastest runner... I go back and tell Lyle to come. So we get the flag and just start RUNNING! "s!", screams Lyle. "I got you in the back !", yells my friend Brad (on other team)."No you didn't!" I yelled back because I thought he was talking to me, and saying that I was out. Thoop Thoop Thoop. "SON OF A", then I get interupted..."AHAHAHAHAH!! GOT YOU IN THE HAND BIATCH!" Yells my friend Jamie... This still confuses me because I had no idea they were there.

Second,

Speed ball game, bout 7 vs 7. I move up about 3 rows right off the start. Game goes on for a while and people are yelling hit and stuff... So I don't see anyone left (I'm only one left on my team". And I start to walk off and they people are screaming "Theres still another dude left!." Thoop Thoop Thoop. Holy crap that was close I quickly slide behind some barrels. Then I thought to myself. Last night I told everyone that I was going to pull an amazing bunker like you see the pros do on videos!, So I went for it! "AHHHH OHHHH AHHHH" I yell in a Tarzan voice as I run towards the bunkers. I jump back words and start firing like mad!! " hit.. HIT... I SAID HIT YOU !!" I felt so happy and cool at this point :D .Then jamie stands up and I start laughing at him. I personally thought it was UBER COOL! But to this day Jamie denys me bunkering him, his excuse was : I was shot in the forgrip before you came at me. But I just keep saying I pulled a sweet bunker on him because he never yelled hit before I started running at him and he said he didnt know that he was shot in the for grip... :rolleyes:

Soo thos are my two best memories (Keep in mind it was my third time paintballin', First time at this field (Jamie's third) And I was the only one using a rental (Compact 2000 with nothing on it, no forgrip nothing))

P.S.

Sorry for the lengh of it. :laugh:

[BigDumbBoris]

I have 2 funny/cool moments.

1st story
The first is when I got my friend to play for the first time. This was in the woods. We had a shoot off about 20 feet away from each other and all the sudden he just comes fro maround the tree and puts his hands up.

Friend: "I surrender!!"
Me: "what?? No you don't!!!!"

So he starts running away and Im running after him. As I'm shooting at him, I get the worst paint clog in my barrel ever, so that when I shoot a shower of paint spurts out. SO, I'm still running after my cowardly friend and when I'm about 5ft away from him, I spray him with paint. He keeps running and I tell him he's hit. He looks behind his shoulder and notices there paint all over it. That was kinda sad but funny.

2nd story
I was playing against the same friend and another kid. I shot my friend and the ball bounced off him and broke on the other kid. They both called themselves out.

[2FAT2FLY]

i guess that would be when i circled around the back of the WHOLE team of about 15 kids. i was standing behind them yelling SURRENDER!! but they couldnt hear me over the fire.. so i yellled again.. when they didnt hear me.. i opend fire shooting about 20 balls at them.. they all jumped up and yelled out out out out out! even though i was shot by a friendly, it was still my most memorible moment

[Infiltrator]

I was at the 5th Element Scenario game at waynes world. My captain was training me to be a night scout for these 20-30 man teams to guide them to the area that accomplishes thier mission. The first team we were scouting for was a group of total newbies. They were freaking out at how dark it was. It wasn't regular darkness, it was cave like darkness (you could BARELY see the path). The newbies kept talking because they were scared. My captain and my other friend kept telling them to shutup. They kept turning on thier flashlights stupidly (flashlights attract attention to everyone in the forest) even after we told them to turn them off. Finally my captain says to them, "If anyone does not want to SHUTUP, then come up front with me and take our position. Our position is extremely dangerous, the scouts are going to be the first to be lit up so SHUT THE HECK UP." It was so quiet after that, that you could here the crickets chirping. Well anyways my captain and I continued walking into the blackness toward our objective 30 people behind us. All of a sudden my captain stops and kneels down. I do the same and look ahead. It seemed like there was shadows moving around in front of us on the path. There was 3 minutes of silence. All of a sudden this flashlight in front of us peirces the darkness into our faces 20 feet away. Instantly this explosion of paintguns discharging molded into one big roar (it sounded like an explosion). 30 on 30 20 feet away. I instantly got out because of my in experience to move off the trail when getting in an engagement. My captain though rolled off the trail and took cover behind a big tree trunk. I watches as they fought. It would be total blackness for 10 seconds, then a spot light would turn on and shine on anyone that was not taking cover. Whoever got caught in the spotlight was very unfortunate. It was intense. My captain survived though. He told me our team got annhilated and he just stole away behind the team that took us out and eliminated the rest of them one by one. He trained me well because we would each individually get eliminated but somehow we kept meeting in the pitch dark blackness after we respawned without radios or nightvison. We wised up after that and ambushed a couple of squads.

[Caster]

I had one successful Rambo run.

Me and this dude were getting hit hard by some dude who was damn good at snap shooting behind this puny bunker. So the other dude (more experienced than me) tells me to move forward to this bunker in front and cover him while he sneaks behind the guy shooting us.

My teammate ends up sliding/falling/getting stalled behind a tree while I am sneaking towards the bunker in front of me, I see the enemy dude snap shoot on the left (my right) becuase he saw my teammate fall sort of, so I run up fast as hell, point my marker over the bunker and yell, "SURRENDER!!" God, it was the coolest, my first game! I felt like Lt. Spears in Band of Brothers when he runs across that field.

[Anh]

IT was a great day to pb, nice n cool. Stoped at my proshop to get chrono (i play outlaw)... walked it with a poket full of 10rd tubes, a bag of 500 pb, and my PGP2. Asked for it to be chrono at 280. THe owner's son laughed at me, the owner laughed at me, the people who I met there to go pb with laughed at me. So every freaking one was crackin up at this azn kid with a PGP2... grrrrr.

Anyways, on the drive to the field I was the subject of numerous threats, and jokes... most being about how much I would get shot up, how much I would sucks, etc...

One guy kept making fun of me because he has himself a AMG. I was like "aite dude shut up!"

Prep time before 1st game, I was loading one ball at a time into my 10rd tubes, screwing a 12g into the PGP2, and trying to ignore the snickers behind me.

1st game, AMG guy is on the other team... aparently noone wanted me on their team... I was last picked. So off the break I run to the 50 right bunker. Looked around, see the AMG guy to my left, fully open. GOG his arse with one shot from my "crappy POS pump gun". Well he got out, I lasted the whole game.

After that 1st game they were more "silent" around me, lol people were coming up to ask to hold my PGP2. AMG guy avoided me lol. Got picked 1st for everygame after that.

lol used less then 200 balls the whole day.... darn I bought 500 tho... waste of money. Got 5 kills in 9 games: newb with a cocker, newb with a spyder, semi-newb with a Timmy, pro with a cocker, adn the newb with the AMG...

Now im a proud owner of a CCI VSC w/ .45 :love:


Vo

[2FAT2FLY]

im not sure if thats good in a tournement, but when i play in my indoor fields, i usually get 2-3 kills a round O.o

[paintballjnke44]

mine is when me and my brothers friend played rabbit[one has a gun with two shots and a mask the other just has a mask then you get five seconds and they have to hit you]The first time we did it i got lucky and didn't get hit ,then i got shot in the butt,so it was my turn to shoot at him i shot him once in the butt for pay back and he let out a real loud scream and kept on running yelling so i figured i woulndt fire the other shot good ole teammate fun

[PsychoPeanut]

It was my first time playing speed ball. I'm behind a bunker with 4 team mates at the bunkers next to mine. Well, the sun was coming down and none of us could see at all. So we would just stay there, pop out of the bunker, fire, then go back behind it. This hole time I couldn't see the guy flanking left. He shoots all of my team mates including me. I was shot 6 times. 5 in the side and 1 on my middle finger. The only one I could feel was the one on my finger. It hurt so bad when it hit my finger I droped the gun right as it hit.

[Anh]

Factor in:

My first game with a pump.... STOCK CLASS TOO!!!!!!
Against mostly electro capable of doing 10BPS+ (most were)

DO you know what a PGP2 is? or are u assuming its a semi?

Its a pump!

And yes 5 kills in 9 games is great for a pump!

Really 3 kills per game? Dat great! Try playing with a stockclass pump pistol then tell me if im great or not... no offense.

CCI PHANTOM VSC should be coming in 6 days
:love:

[Anh]

Maybe I shouldn't post stuff bout pump play here... some people are just not ready to be enlighten by pump play... :P :laugh:


Vol

[p8ntballer3]

this was my 1st time p8ntballin' and I didnt know what the heck I was doin'.(my friend took me and I luved it) well, aneways, my group had like 5 guys on it(including my friend) and we were playin for like 10 min until we got to a bush, ohhh yeah, we took every person out that we say(I shot my own guy:D ) well, we got to the bush and we say like 10 other guys on the other side. so we just shot through the bush and hoped 1 would hit them, and pretty soon, they started 2 shoot 2, well that went on 4 like 5 min, until the game ended, so we got up and relized the people on the other side were our own team mates!!!!!!!:laugh: :laugh:


when you play at sc village, look at the colors, all they have a f#@!#n ribbons w/ diferent kolors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:dunce:

[ViperXT]

The other day me and my teammate Jimmy pulled off a great double bunkering move. Two guys were behind a bunker and we advance up around them from both sides and bunkered them simultaneously.

[SwordfishIII]

ok last weekend i was at my field (mainly woodsball) and we were at this course called "the hill". now this "hill is ly cheap seeing as the is a huge drop that people can sneak up but its really hard. well me and a teamate were sneaking up on the enemy base when some smarmy brat with some proteus flex goggles comes up and bunkered my teamate and them the kid and 3 other people at a higher elevation opened up on me as i ran. it was sweet cuz i jumped off the cliff thingy and there were paintballs flyin all around me, it was like some matrix thing.:laugh:

o ya, later that day the smarmy kid tried to mercy kill 2 peeple in a bunker and he stuck his gun round the entrance to it and yelled surrender. the guy grabbed his gun and shot the kid 2 times lol

[Infiltrator]

After I met up with my captain again in the dark, he told me that they were on the second part of the mission; which was patroling the trail in front of the pyramid. We were walking up and down the trail when this stream of glow in the dark paintballs flys across the trail. (I read later on that this is a distraction technique to get us off the trail so they can ambush us.) Well it was a group of red guys equiped with a spotlight in the woods behind some solid bunkers. They kept shining it and people from our team would dive out of the light just as it shone at them. I got stepped on by my own team a couple of times. Apparently the strategy didn't work. One of my teamates was super relentless. He ran just to the left of the spotlight and bunkered both of the players. Unfortunately my friend had major vertigo problems. After he bunkered them, it was total blackness because there was no spotlights anymore. He managed to find the trail but didn't know where we were (in the woods 30 feet away from him). This red group of 10 guys that was supposed to ambush us ran up and only saw my friend crawling on the ground. They decided to take him prisioner. They didn't know that 10 of us were all around them. This spotlight from our side peirced the darkness and lit up the ENTIRE squad as bright as day. All of us lit them all up and their entire team was annhilated. Most of them curled up into a ball and hugged the fence. It was like an old testament picture of people getting stoned. Strange and funny sight.
(The reason for my teamate bunkering them so fast was that the glow in the dark paint showed us where the guy was shooting from exactly.)

[Infiltrator]

My captain has been playing for 15 years. He had this bag of patches from different scenario games, It looked like he had like 50 or more of them, he gave me one he claimed was from the first scenario game it says TET 68.

Anyways after that awesome ambush my captain (nickname for scenario games was weasel.) told me that we better be moving fast. We ran down the trail toward our base in blackness. Seeing lights up the trail he told me to start chanting "Coming down the trail, coming down the trail". It was a ploy that made the opposite team think that we were out and were heading to the hospital. The lights got closer. As they started shining at us my captain said "GET THOSE LIGHTS OUT OF OUR EYES, IT RUINS NIGHTVISION." As soon as we came up to the team with the flashlights my captain stuck his gun in the scout (leading a 15 man team) for the team and said he better be on the green team or he's going to shoot. The guy was on the red team! The scout whispered to my captain "You know it's not a good thing to shoot this close, not a good thing." My captain just kept his gun pointed at the scout and walked away toward our base passed the team, me with him. I didn't overhear what the scout said to him until later, but my captain told me to run for it after we passed the team.

We ran down the trail until we met up with our own team after doing the same ploy. We setup another ambush. We went off the trail. I took position behind a nice tree trunk. We waited for 5 minutes as the red team got closer. Just as they got right in the middle of us, the scout for the red team says "Snap! We only have 3 minutes left to finish the mission." Right after he said that we opened up all the paint we could throw at them. I aimed for the flashlight, but mysteriously the player stayed in the game the entire firefight. I emptied all my pods on that stupid flashlight and he never went out. Anyways after I ran out of paint I stopped shooting and leaned up against the tree. My team and my captain got out and I was the only one left. Two red team players walk right past my tree on both sides and sit down 3 feet away from me. The third guy steps on me and falls down. I tell him to take the hit, but he doesn't go out. So I scream out, I am on the GREEN TEAM. His own team from the trail unleashes a volley of paint at me eliminating me and thier teamates around me.

[ooorad]

Well, there sure are a lot of stories here about people getting hit. Luckely for you I dont have one of those stories.
It all started way back when, I was up at one of my friends' cabin up in Hope, Alaska. My friend had invited 10 people to go up there. There was about 5 that had never played pb befor. In our very first game me and a friend of mine, lets call him loaner were together trying to take on the other teams home bunker. There were about 3 kids in the Bunker. Me and Loaner were out gunned, but we had experience on our side. Loaner had a tipp 98 custom with a flat line and i had a JT 3.5 accelerator. I have no idea what the other team had. Long story short we had all the other team surrender in about 2 min. flat. Back then i was just starting to play pb, but the other children were pussies. I felt very happy when that happened. Then my other friend came along with his gilly and is tipp model 98 with flatline the other team was eradicated, except for my dad. A fast gun and bad hearing is a bad combo, it was that game were i got hit in the nuts.
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[bobsean]

One time i was at my friends house with 10 other friends playing Pb on out little woods course. After a while we decided to get a little creative. So we invinted a small game that consited of 2 bunkers facing each other about 20 ft apart and 4 cones set up on a little bridge roughly 100 ft away. The purpose of the game was not unusual in that the goal was to eleminate the other player but the twist was that before you could start shooting the other player you had to knock over 2 of the cones on the bridge. Well, my friends and i had a little competition going on because the games were fast and extreamly fun. But when it became my turn my friend matt and i were to go against each other. We each crouched behind thebunkers and started when the wistle blew. I was most defenitly the better marksman and eleminated the cones on my first two shots. I quickly stood to she if matt was done and relized he hadn't event hit the first one yet! So with new excitment I decided to run past and bunker my friend:) Well i quickly sprinted for him but half way there he nailed both cones. But hey he didn't really see me coming... Anyways, right as i reached the side of his bunker i hit a small root and completly tripped! OH no! as i was rolling he was unloading out of panic and sometime in there my mask decided to just roll off my head:( To finish the story i ended up on the ground ten feet away with a very large hit on my lower lip and coughing up yellow paint. The worst part about it is that i just got braces acouple days before and they were still hurting so the pain was almost to much. SO The moral is ALWAY TIGHTEN YOUR MASK!!!!!!! even if it already hurts.
-sean-

[Infiltrator]

After I got eliminated my captain and I met at the base after we respawned at the hospital. We were sitting around waiting for the next mission, when the captain of the team we just scouted for asked my captain(weasel) a question. Are you weasel? Weasel said yes he was. The captain said take the hit! Weasel said, "What are you doing! We just helped you finish 3 missions and you are eliminateing me for being a spy?!!!" (Wayne Dollack was playing a joke on my captain, because he knew him well and my captain always calibrated the radio frequencies for the scenario games as well as providing them. They also talked alot in the radio shack) Well weasel said that he might as well eliminate him so the green team can get points for it. All this time I was thinking of taking out the guy eliminating my friend weasel, but I couldn't come up with a solution until after he eliminated weasel and was back in the midst of his 20 man squad. I went up to him and stuck my barrel in his chest in the midst of his team and said take the hit. His teamate immediately stuck his barrel in my kidney and said "You take the hit." The guy's behind him knew all the things I and weasel did and stuck thier barrel in the guy's side who's barrel was in my side. There was a mutiny and was starting to look like it was going to be a nasty gang battle to the end. I said, "Well then in order to save bruises, I'll go out if your captain goes out. He agreed so I walked away and the ref come over and says, "Ok you guys are all out." Five guys walked out with me that mutinied each other. Unfortunately I didn't see the captain of the other team walk out. Next time I'll pull the trigger.

[jonman1130]

Played for the first time this past weekend with about 12 other first timers from my work. It was a game where we had to capture the flag from inside a castle type building. There was a small stream and two bridges dividing the two sides of the field and while still on my teams side of the stream a fellow teammate proceeded to turn around a fire about 10-15 rounds at me. I had worked my way left to right and he wasn't sure who I was. Luckily after me screaming and pointing out my arm band he stopped and missed.

Everyone had a blast and we plan on playing again in a few weeks.

[pbhippie ben]

Time for my story:
my backyard is a big wood. so how could me and my dad let that go to waste. we are playin in the backyard and i see my dad poke up from behind a big rock. i am using my rt a-5 so i had a pretty high rof. i open up at him and empty my hopper on him. ouch. it was cold outside and we were playin with our velocity all the way down. so the balls bounce. almost all of the balls bounce of my dad. my dad almost disowned me.but he is a good sport.

[plushdragon]

I went playing this weekend at friendly fire in upton mass.It was there yearly thank you day.There was about 200 people playing on the field.I wish i had a video cam running because what i saw caused me to roll on the ground for a few min during the game.A High end player on the blue team was running from one bunker to the next and when he tried to stop he slipped on some mud and wet leaves.His feet are now up in the air and he is sliding on his back.What made it so funny as he slid past the bunker on his back flinging up mud a group of young kids light the guy up as he sliding by the time he stop he looked like a colored swamp monster.

[Smokey989]

I was playing paintball once and i got really cocky and at the start of the round i was sitting down on a piece of wood. right at the start i got shot in the nuts (OUCH) and i was jumping around and then the shot me 3 more times in the arm.

:mad:

[Crumper]

One time down in Texas ( I live in washington) I was behind a bush, and I felt something really hard hit my back thigh. I checked to see if it popped and it didnt so I kept playin. It was sore the whole day playing so I went to check it out in a porto-potty. There was white in the middle then a black ring then purple then green and then yellow then it blendid into my normal skin tone. A typical welt except it always stayed wet. I would be totally try but my welt was all wet with puss. It was pretty gross. Some was shootin a lil hott:pissed: .

[nerdcore]

i was a few bunkers ahead of this kid. told him our left side cleared out, we gotta move. as soon as i did, all hell broke loose...

me: "gotta move, they're advancing."
kid: "where they at?"
*i saw other team coming down left side & heading our way*
me: "RUN!"
*he runs, i lay down some heavy cover fire, then i run like we're being chased by a pack of wolves*

we ended up across the field, hunched behind the last piece of vertical plywood with another guy who also had to run for cover from the wave of players advancing up the right. we held it down for a minute until the ref called game, which surprised us. maybe cuz we were so outnumbered. but we were holding that dinky bunker down, yo!:eyes:

well that's memorable to me cuz i thought, "whoa, it's like an action/adventure flick!"

[goni]

I was playin in my local indor place (sucks 'cept for all the friends playin) and it was layed out like a bombed out city, so its kinda tactical movin around. anyway, were all moving in a colum (tryin to be swat, but realy just a bunch of noobs with rented guns) moving from house to house. I was somewhere in the middle of the line (about 5 or 6 people long) and my buddy tim was at the back of the line. Somebody from the other team who had watched us all go past pops up and yells "surrender!" to tim so loud that even the first guy in line hears it (keep in mind that extreemly loud rob zombie music is playing in the background). Everybody at the same time turns around and lites this poor guy up who was too loud. we didnt realy care about him as much as our buddy tim who had his hands up the whole time and must have been shot in the back and chest at least 10 times. it was kinda funny i guess (cuz it wasnt me)

Another good time i had was playin a bomb scenerio game. me and 4 other guys had to hide 5 cones (bombs) and defend them for 10 min. sounds easy but it was a realy small feild and we were outnumberd. the only real advantage we had was we were able to take off our birght vests so we were almost imposible to see if we were still. we hide all 5 bombs and decide to get in a "tree house" type thing that overlooked the exit of a bridge that went over the pit in the arena... we figured that at least some people would try to cross the bridge and we'd get 'em fairly easy. well, we sat there for about a min and absolutely nothing happend. 3 of the guys decide that they are gona go move towards the enterance point of the field to supprise them a little. as soon as they stepped off the ladder to the tree house we heard explosive gunfire and all 3 of them called hit. so me and some guy i didnt even know get on our belly's in this tree house hoping nothing happend. I realy have no clue what happend but i saw most of the team rush by the opening to the tree house and i heard maybe 5 voices yell surrender at the same time... so i did, but the guy next to me didnt. there was a shootout in a little 5' by 5' area where one person (me) out of maybe 8 guys wasnt willing to shoot a single shot... after the gunfight i came out with 7 or 8 new spots on my shirt... never fired a shot but it was still realy cool.

[Phyexial]

I was playing with a bunch of people, and it was me and 2 other people left defending this one area and were like holding of 10 guys because were behind a table, and were winning.:) So my friend bill who is on the opposing team, sneaks all the way around and gets behind us... so he shot, and where did it hit?? MY BUTTCRACK!!:pissed: That is serious pain... couldn't sit for a week...:laugh:

[PMI_Guy]

mine is twice as long. :cool:
http://www.pbreview.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=39073&perpage=20&highlight=coolest%20thing%20you%20have%20done&pagenumber=8

[Infiltrator]

I was shot in the groin on the break, while I was running full speed to the 50. My gun flipped out of my hand and just flipped like 2 or 3 times in the air and snapped the cradle in two when it landed on the ground. I tried to recover because it was a bounce, but I saw my gun in pieces on the ground so I just laid there for a while. After I recovered from the pain somewhat, I limped out of bounds, but not after getting a few shots to my butt. Someone was seriously aiming for the lower parts of my body. Probably trying to stop me from sweeping the field.

It might of been that little kid that was playing that day. He was as high as my waist. He took out our entire team. It was just because he was extremely small. He exposed his entire body when he came out of a bunker, but because he was so small, he didn't have that big of a target signature. He capped the evangelist rapper that was playing on the field that day when he was trying to bunker somebody else. The rapper was too busy concentrating on the guy he was bunkering to see the small hobbit come out and shoot him in the nuts. The rapper said good job, but he curled up in a ball in the dead box typical of those groin shots. He took out our entire team after that. Even bunkering the last guy. It was a little kid with a paintgun that attached the co2 directly into the ASA under the gun. It was a really cheap gun and it was his first day of playing. It was kind of bizarre. We made sure he got congratulations for it so he would do it again without fear.

[TheBackMan]

I'll never forget this one. Not a big move, and all, but it was for me at the time.

Very First scenario, wouldn't have went, but I was meeting up with the captain of my team for like the second time. I was already on the team, but you know wanted to impress him. Well I did ty the whole day lol. Luckily we got separated so he didn't have to watch me fight a fogging mask all day. :pissed: I hate that mask, and now I have a new better one w00t! but anyway, we were together for awhile and we got the first item, I carried it back, and once you dropped it you died, so I died, but you know helped the team. Well that lead up to the next time we found eacother. A small group that I was in (3 people or so) had pushed down the middle and made it to one of the places set up specially for the game. Well he was there, and we made a plan to assault the main base. Well after some planning and a runner we sent got back we moved up. There was a load of us too. Like almost the whole team. Well we got pinned down like 3 times as we moved closer. Well my captain had to leave soon, so being the leader he was knew that we had to cross this path and we could move in some better brush. We had a few thin trees that were our only protection. So he yells "Lets get our moneys worth boys!" One of the guys on my team made the break for the brush first. Booked it and made it in. Well I was next, and I wasn't going to hesitate. So I thundered across the path with paint flying everywhere. Well I just had a feeling I was about to get drilled, so I slid. Bad knees and all went into a baseball slide without thinking about it. I rolled as I slowed and laid there on my belly with a thick bush thing infront of me. They were still firing at me, the bush took all the shots though. Then my captain made it, well the bumper in his dragun fell out. Well I had pushed that lane farther, and noticed him back there. So I ran back jumping over logs and everything to help him as he tried to fix it. Well he couldn't and there was a kid there with...forgot what gun want to say System X cocker. Well he was outta paint. and gave sharpie his marker to use with sharpies paint. (sharpie is my captain) and the kid pulled out a grenade...which blew up in his hand. didn't get hit though. Got another, and we charged screaming towards the base. I took a shot to the arm, and 3 in the hand and marker. I got out, but the team ended up getting the base.


Another lol

First speedball game with my new team. We had my captain, me, my frontman, and a former teammate of the adult team before it split (still young guns age though) now on another team that is better than ours, but we can still beat them when we are playing at the top of our game. Well off the break my front man hit the snake (where he plays often) my captain hit the back right stand up, I hit the right wingnut at the 60, and Joel (the other guy) hit back center. Now we were up against some tough guys. One of them the captain of the adult team that my team is with. I've watched that man hold off 2 world cup players by himself with a leaky angel. (I forgot who the rest were but they weren't pushovers either) Well it went fast off the break, and my frontman got shotout not long after making in the snake. (really kicked himself for it too) well Jeremy (leader of the adult team) was in back center covering the entire field. The game seemed to be moving so fast, but it really wasn't. Well I was fighting a guy in my captains mirror the whole game, and snapping back to make sure Jeremy wasn't going anywhere. Basically trying to be a backman while on my knees. Sucks since I couldn't stay out as long as I can in the back of the field, but oh well. We had to make a move up the field, and my captain was the fastest runner. So he moved behind my bunker up to the 50. He couldn't get a shot in at Jeremy though. We had hoped he could from there, but Jeremy didn't give an inch. Before I knew it Joel was gone. I never even heard him call out. Well I see a flash, someone is trying to bunker my captain. I had no way to see the guy he had blind spotted me the whole way. Well I rocked back and landed 2 or 3 on him. He and my captain went 1 for 1. but he got shot alot more than sharpie did. :laugh: before I knew it there wasn't any more firing, it was time not more than 5 seconds after the bunker run. So in the end it was 2-1 I was the last one on the field. I had a tippy to :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Well thats all

[spyder_strypes]

Well my friends and I have a speedball field we built last year. It's in a pretty big sized clearing, right next to the woods. He has a few redneck neighbors, who're always riding their four wheelers.

So we were playing on the field, a 3v3 game. Then his neighbors decide to show up, this time with e99's and a 98c. In the middle of the game, they were driving their two fourwheels on our speedball field, trying to shoot us all.

It had to be the funniest thing ever...so all six of us just lit them up completely, and one of them even fell...I'll never forget it.:)

[impyshmimpy]

ok, i was last in the game, 4 people left (no not newbs just one of them). i sit at my bunker. shoot one off the pallet run to the center eagle. shoot another of the snake. run forward into the triple. then shoot at the guy advancing to the left standup. soon he loses my location i run up to his bunker wrap around it and gog him. and i was thinkin to myself, yes, only one more to go. i run to the fifty. superman into the snake. crawl up and into the left eagle (he was in the right) and then i see him, :( a little kid with a talon pump. poor kid, i cant get him unless i bunker him, i was thinkin. i run up to his bunker ronin him and suddenly, "ASK HIM TO SURRENDER!" screams my bro. i turn around to look where the noise come from and BAM! he shoots me right in my pack. and the whole entire sideline goes, "OOOOOOH!!!" god i wanted to kill my brother. :pissed:

[Canadia_PBaller]

One time I shot my friend, and it bounced, he caught the paintball put it in his hopper, and gogged me.........that pissed me off.

[nerdcore]

Originally posted by Canadia_PBaller
One time I shot my friend, and it bounced, he caught the paintball put it in his hopper, and gogged me.........that pissed me off. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: are you serious?? i wanna try that!

[Canadia_PBaller]

Originally posted by nerdcore
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: are you serious?? i wanna try that!

Yeah it really pissed me off, because I had no paint left and neither did he....:mad:

[autocockerkilla]

i was playin in the woods behind my friends house and we were moving to a new spot to play and one of my teammates had to fix his hopper and he forgot to turn the safty on and he shoot me in the foot the thing is i didnt know intill i took my sock off and saw yellow paint all over it that just stuck out in may head

[FAILURE131]

There's two.

1. First game, We were on this hilly part and there was a canal to the right of a hill infront of us. So like there is like 15 people behind me, and then like we end up getting almost all of them out so someone wells "GO GO GO!" we all I start running and then there's like 20 people in the canal and then everyone on our team gets wasted I got shot about 10 times, none broke, stupid Challenge Park paint, but I was in much pain I had to go out. I got shot like 4 times in the collar bone, killed for a week.

2. Same field, and same park. My friend and I are in a bunker getting shot at by retarded teamates. All of a sudden my friend claims something is in his mask. Then he's like "HOLY **** THERE'S A ****ING SPIDER IN MY MASK!" Then he throws his gun down and jumps into the mud throws off his mask, then the ref took him out to watch "The Video". Which he expressed so much anger on, when ever he talked about it.

[Infiltrator]

I had a spider in my mask the scenario game I played. I didn't act like that though. I calmly walked toward the ref and asked him to cover me so I can get the spider out. The spider became my mascot for a while.

[NoD757]

I was playing a game where you could only use 10 rounds and i was all alone, looking at my friend (on the other team). He was about 20ft. from me, so I decided to get him to duck, then run after him and hit him before hw knew what happened. So I take my hopper off and dry fire, great plan. . Right after I fired, he ran straight toward me. I put my hopper on, and moved out from behind my cover to shoot him. We moved around in a circle, 7ft. from each other, until he shot me in the arm. I thought it was pretty funny.

[spyder freek]

most memorable moment......my first time at a field...not playing but at a actually tourney / woods/ "hybrid" field.... ok they were teams of 9 and 11...we were the eleven...the teams were evened out according to skill...well any way we whent into the woods and set up waiting for the oposeing team to enter and attack, they went in an alternate enterance and surprised my whole team except for two of us me and my friend...we were guarding the main entrance and only had 200 rnds each on us...our whole team except for us two surendered without one shot being fiered from ethier team...thats when they went looking for us, i was hideing in a bunch of young 3 ft tall pine trees waiting for a passer by when i notice 3 of the enemys standing on the oposit side of my friends bunker... i singnaled to him and he poped up and took them out w/ less than 15 shots....surprised and not knowing were the shots came from there was a group of 4 that proceded down the hill and fell into the same trap....but noticed my friends position and retured fire...soon enough they were out and there were 4 players left... one of the worst moves i have ever seen was when they walked out into an open spot and got shot by me and my friend. one was left and he was with my range of fire and i had him in my sights...note , we were playing in the winter and i was running co2 and was previusly rapid fireing....i pulled the trigger several times the gun fired 2 shots a chop and the second one a wicked curve...i swear to god this ball whent flying up into the air like a roller coaster...and came down right on his head splat...a yell was heard and i was like omg i stood up and walked out of the field.... then to get taged in the side of the mask by the 1 remaining player i neglected to think was still out there...lol

[impyshmimpy]

aight i got another one, heres the scenario, the ref shouts 3,2,1 ten seconds.................GO GO GO!!!!! i was running to the left standup, dug my foot into a pothole, did a complete frontflip and landed at my bunker in a snapshooting motion. one of the guys that was depending on me to give him cover said, "Stop that 007 S****. youre gonna get yourself shot!" the funny thing was everybody was askin about it, and it was a completely unintentional (if thats a word) thing.:)

[MyImpulseOwnz]

Lol, I will never forget my first paintballing game ever. I was playing woodsball at this field with my dad, and each team started up top on a hill behind a big tree and some bunkers and there was a big valley in the middle. I had a rental gun ( a sheridan) and so did my dad.

So, first game starts. I hide behind a tree the whole game. Meanwhile, my dad goes rushing up the middle like a madman, he said he got shot, but better than what I did.

As of late, with my Impulse, I played at some field and we were playing CTF. There were a bunch of dirt mounds (bunkers) and our man with the flag and my friend and I were all having a big standoff with these two players behind a bunker. We all sat there for one or two minutes with no luck snapshooting. Finally, and this is the gutsiest I have been in paintballing lol, I let out this scream and go charging down the middle path. The two guys shot at me, and they seemed to close, but I felt nothing hit me, and did a somersault into the bushes. I was unable to hit them in my frenzy, but my friend, who has an EXTREMELY light trigger pull, picked them both off. I felt SO ALIVE!!

[Kylejv1505]

I was playing a game of hyperball one time. It was like my 2nd time ever paintbaliing so I was still a newb. Anywase I was in a back stand up peeking out and occasionally shooting random shoots. Then I see an opposing player walking off the field with his gun down. I though he wasn't out so I shot him in the stomach like 3 times. He started yelling like crazy at me. I just ignored him and kept playing. Man did I feel like an idiot. :crazy: