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paintballerdx
10-04-2003, 09:36 PM
Whats the weirdest way u have or saw someone give there self away This one guys cell phone went off lik 5 guys lit him up. During woods ball

CosMoKramer71
10-04-2003, 10:05 PM
noobs just standing up and not paying attendtion

ZeroSkillet
10-04-2003, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by paintballerdx
Whats the weirdest way u have or saw someone give there self away This one guys cell phone went off lik 5 guys lit him up. During woods ball
:laugh:

Magnus55
10-04-2003, 10:24 PM
My friend fell down a hill. It was a steep 30 foot incline and he tumbled and rollled all the way down breaking branches and swearing up a storm. He was at about where the fifty would be (it was a woodsball game) so you could hear people from both sides snickering. But he was fine, he got up, dusted himself off and resumed playing like nothing had happened.:laugh:

UTLadiesMan
10-05-2003, 07:05 AM
Many many years ago I used to play somewhere that had a woodsball field with a creek running across the middle with a steep embankment. There was a low area for crossing on one side of the field, and a bridge on the other. Needless to say, that's where the battles were supposed to take place. (they had some wood pallet bunkers there ready to go and everything)


Anyway, someone on the other team was trying to cross in the middle. (someone always tried because if they made it, that'd pretty much be a win) Anyway, he's trying to go down this 20 foot drop off and well, it had rained the day before. All of a sudden over all the shooting and yelling everyone hears this guy slip, yell, gun being thrown about, then *SPLASH*, followed by a single loud curse word. Now, he's stuck in some mud, and 4 groups of people (both teams from both sides of the field) look over and realize they have a clear shot on this kid. (which is why going down the middle rarely worked) Anyway, everyone just started firing. Nobody could figure out which side he was on or anything being that he was incased in mud, so nobody decided to take the chance. Anyway, we didn't know when he was hit because he couldn't get his arms up or walk away or anything... being stuck and all. Anyway, after the game, we counted up 3 hits on him. THREE. He was like, you guys shot me way more than that. Well, actually we had. The mud was just so thick that the only three we could see were on one side of his mask down to his shoulder. The rest... all mud.

Xcaliber
10-05-2003, 07:07 AM
i played with a group of kids that didnt really get the concept of getting behind the bunkers. They would run out into the open fire 20 shots and get hit.

hybrid-sniper
10-05-2003, 10:11 AM
Originally posted by paintballerdx
This one guys cell phone went off lik 5 guys lit him up. During woods ball

yeah i've seen that happen before, its pretty funny when it happens.

funniest one i've seen was a guy brought a thermos when we were playing woodsball for the day at my buds farm, spose he had good reasoning it was like late october and it was around +3C, so anyways he was sitting there drinking his coffee or whatever through a straw so he wouldnt have to take his mask off, and a big gust of wind came up and he sorta moved abit but he spilled hot coffee on himself and was yelling and swearing and everything, eventually 6 people came and lit him up several seconds later.
weird stuff:eyes:

IromKnight
10-05-2003, 10:18 AM
I was sneaking around this creek bed, when i came within 6 inches of stepping on a very venomous water moccasin snake, basking in the sun. Then I yelled profanities.

PBfreak01
10-05-2003, 10:45 AM
Well, if you must know, it was me seeing the body of a cherry red shutter through a stick bunker...In a woodgame :laugh:

paintballerdx
10-05-2003, 11:14 AM
One time i was running to go cover the back because no 1 listens and i tripped over a stick and pitched forked my barrel one time this fat kid was like does any1 have a squugie and i did so i tossed it to him wen he tried to toss it back he fell down the ramp that was to the tower he was in.:laugh: :blah: :laugh: :laugh: :rolleyes:

Crash Danger
10-05-2003, 11:36 AM
Well it wasn't during woods ball, but I knocked the hyberball bunker I was standing behind over once...

pbg953
10-05-2003, 12:00 PM
one time i was running in woodsball to get in the front and i slid to get in front before my opponent shot me and i slid into a woodstack but i slid a little to late and hit the woodstack and it feel over and about 3 kids lit me up

another time i was running across a muddy area and my shoe got stuck in the mud and fell off but i kept going a little bit and put all my stuff down. But when i went back i guess some of my opponents saw my shoe fall of and where waiting for me so when i went to get it i was lit up

LAMANTEthePBguy
10-05-2003, 04:22 PM
well this one was my fault. me and my freind were about 20 ft apart and trading some good paint. Suddenly my freind pops out of the bush hes hidin behind with his hand out in a stop motion. I guess he was yelling too. I was too kept up in the adrenaline rush to pay any attention to what he was yelling( i had just gotten out 4 ppl on their team). So when he pops out i just shoot at him and hit him in the palm of the hand. pretty funny because he was yelling that he was out.

Zedthephish
10-08-2003, 01:43 PM
I dunno, i particularly enjoyed the time that me and my friends were playing hunter. and the kid was really well hidden. he couldnt hold it in so he took a piss, and i guess he enjoyewd it (or he had gonnorea) and he went "Ahhhhh"


tooo funny

expresstruck78
10-08-2003, 06:01 PM
this guy was hidden in some bushes then all of a suden you hear a gun go off and alot of swearing and he come out of the bushes with paint on his neck. ends up he shot him self in the neck at about a 2" range

amzng_spyderman
10-09-2003, 03:22 AM
when we were sneaking through some pine trees, one moron in the back of the group yelled "hey! you guys want some sunflower seeds?"

Infiltrator
10-09-2003, 05:27 AM
With this 20 man team we infiltrated behind the general's headquarters right at the spawn point. We were watching the red team go in and out of there hospital when all of a sudden this guy's tank ruptures in the middle of our group and sprays c02 everywhere. One red guy notices and starts approaching. He thinks it's just one guy. As he get's near everyone lights him up and for 10 seconds and stops firing. After that guy was eliminated (with alot of cursing) one of the experiences scenario players just said "Heck I am leaving this place before they come back." He gets up and runs around the corner of the tree line blowing away everyone in his path and gets into the headquarters. I followed him into the headquarters; unfortunately two guys flanked behind the base. I went back into a shadow along the base. After they eliminated my teamate inside the tower I went inside and eliminated the two guys that flanked us, only to get lit up by my own team.