Cheaters

[DA_Master]

I went paintballing this past saturday with Kallen and DJ Dan. It was the first game and we had thought we had cleared the left side and about to flank them. I was leading the advance when all of a sudden I got shot in the mouth from my left. I look over there and there was a guy standing behind a tree on the other side of the yellow boundaries. After that he came inbounds and started shooting at Kallen and Dan. We were all yelling at him, but he wouldn't stop shooting. So, I went and shot him from about ten feet away. When I did that he got up and started yelling at me like I was in the wrong. He shot each of us at least four times! There was three witnesses that say he shot me from out of bounds. I hate people like this!

The next game he made the mistake of charging me in oen field when I was in a bunkered position. He got shot four times. I feel I got my payback. :cool:

After Ryan shot him like he said almost hitting him in the balls I smoothed things over and we shook hands. Turns out his name was David.

[Phaelon Veritas]

shame on you ryan missing his balls

[MuckRaker]

Playing a capture the flag game a couple of weeks ago, about four of us were bunkered behind a hedge row throwing paint on some guys behind a big ridge. A guy to my left gets hit in the back, then the guy next to him. we all turn around and see one of our own teammates standing about 20 feet away shooting at us like we were the enemy. We made him very unhappy.;)

[PiRaNhA69]

I SHOT THE GUY THAT OWNS THE FIELD HERE AND HE WIPED IT OFF. BUT WE GOT IT ON FILM.

[ElectricHead]

The other day was my first paintballing experience, and it was pretty fun, but one time i was retreating to squeegee my barrel when this kid comes around the corner and starts shooting the **** out of me, i raised me gun and yelled out but he kept shooting, he ended up unloading like 15 shots on me at point blank, then claimed he couldn't hear me, a few minutes later he did the same thing to my friend. A few games later me and my friend got him trapped behind a pallet, we just shot and shot and shot, and he never even yelled out! it was great we ended up getting him a ton, after the match we found out even though we hit him a ton, not one shot broke, all he got was splashes on trees, but one of our shots got him in the bare neck... then we called it even and went home

[Andrew]

Once time when I was at a 24 hour game I was walking up the boundary and a guy who was sitting right out of the tape shot me from about 4 feet 3 times. I still have scars on my side from the hits!

[ElectricHead]

sheesh, now thats ***, its one thing to be an *** in the game, but shooting from out of bounds is just low

[BLiNDMAN]

when i go play i always get losers that wipe.. and my whole team see's it.. but by the time the ref checks they're done wiping... so we can't advance on this side cuz these retards just wont die

[ElectricHead]

well sometimes, if your lucky, and they dont have high pain tolerance, you can hurt em and they will call out before they even get splattered
at least then there is no problem with wipers, but you dont really feel very victorious

[Devil Man]

I was in that game with electrichead and the same kid hit me in the back and in the lag and it bounced off my leg and he asked if he had got me, so i said check then i was checking my jacket with my mask on the top of my head cause it was fogged up and he asked again if he had got me and i said im not sure im still checking and he charged me with his gun aimed at my head and i shouted out cause i didnt feel like getting hit in the side of the head from like
5-10 away. The next round i smoked his *** in a battle in the middle of the field.

[MuckRaker]

>>Devilman: i was checking my jacket with my mask on the top of my head cause it was fogged up and he asked again if he had got me and i said im not sure im still checking and he charged me with his gun aimed at my head<<

Were you in a safety zone when that happened, or were you on the field? I wouldn't chance raising my mask in the middle of a game (unless of course i'm carrying a camera).

[Devil Man]

well i was in what was out of bounds we couldnt go onto this gravel road that was by the field that was out of bounds so yeah i guess i was in a safety zone.

[MuckRaker]

I think the only thing worse than cheating is playing on a field that doesn't have good Refs. It doesn't happen often where I play, but sometimes the new guys they bring in aren't as sharp as the Refs who've been doing it for a while. It's really aggravating when a Ref refuses to call someone out, or is slow to check someone (especially if you know you hit them.)

Then there's the opposite of that, when you don't have enough Refs to adequately cover the field. I've been at fields where you have 25 or 30 people on each team and only two or three Refs. My opinion, that makes it hard for them to cover everything that's going on. It also invites the more unscrupulous players to cheat.

Fortunantly I haven't encountered a lot of this where I play, sometimes it happens, but it's the exception and not the norm.

[Devil Man]

yeah, that sucks that there wasnt enough refs for you

[PaintKiller]

Why play if you r going to wipe.

[ElectricHead]

Originally posted by Devil Man
well i was in what was out of bounds we couldnt go onto this gravel road that was by the field that was out of bounds so yeah i guess i was in a safety zone.



Actually that was not out of bounds because just a few rounds later you ended up shooting someone from way farther over than the spot you considered out of bounds.

[elTwitcho]

DevilMan please please please dont take your mask off unless you're behind netting or a wall through which people cant shoot you. If someone were to hit you in the eye, what good would it be to yell at him that "I'm in a safety zone you moron!". I hate hearing about eye injuries in paintball because they're so avoidable. Unless you're behind protective netting, it isnt a safe zone as long as there are people with a clear Line of sight to you and barrel plugs out of their guns. Sorry to sound preachy but... well you get idea

[MuckRaker]

That's another drawback of playing outlaw paintball, there are no safety zones. I'd really hope that the people I'm playing with are smart enough not to blast away at someone just because their in range.

[Devil Man]

chad remember at the beginning of the day john said the road is out of bounds so really it was, now that i think of it jon shouldnt have been out when i shot him in the last round

[Ronin]

Originally posted by PiRaNhA69
I SHOT THE GUY THAT OWNS THE FIELD HERE AND HE WIPED IT OFF. BUT WE GOT IT ON FILM.
sure!

[ElectricHead]

what? you dont believe him?? stranger things have happened...

[TLplus84]

yeah man...like hotdogs..what are REALLY in hotdogs??and school food..BLAH

[Devil Man]

i know what you mean school foodn is like eating moldy cheese thats been sitting in the dumpster for like 3 years, theres is only one good side to my shool lunches the ham and cheese hoggies :)

[Ronin]

Originally posted by Devil Man
i know what you mean school foodn is like eating moldy cheese thats been sitting in the dumpster for like 3 years, theres is only one good side to my shool lunches the ham and cheese hoggies :)

all the food at my school sucks, except for the dr.pepper they sell, thats the only thing i get from the school, school food yyyuuuuuucccckkk!

[Ronin]

Originally posted by ElectricHead
what? you dont believe him?? stranger things have happened...

well first where is the pic, can you share it? and second i dont think someone who owns a field would wipe, you have to have a certain amount of integrity to handel a field. i think at least, or maybe he did wipe and he is just a cheatin a$$ H0|e

[Devil Man]

man they dont even sell pop at my school its just 1% milk white, chocolate on certain days but i pack my own lunch and it beats the hell out of the schools :)

[Edited by Devil Man on 01-15-2001 at 04:39 PM]

[Ronin]

Originally posted by Devil Man
man they dont even seel pop at my school its just 1% milk white, chocolate on certain days but i pack my own lunch and it beats the hell out of the schools :)

what the hell kinda school is that? is it a prison? i think mine might as well be

[TLplus84]

seriously...my school lunches suck..but ew man..tha'ts horrible

[Devil Man]

sorry i spelled seel wrong instead of seel i said seel sorry about that

[MuckRaker]

I'm not sure how to couch this in the proper PAINTBALL terms so it's not booted ... ;)

But back in My Day, we didn't have all these Hamburgers and Ham and Cheese Hoogies at the school cafeteria ... why the cook would just hand you some RAW Meat and we'd have to find two sticks to rub together to start a fire and we'd just throw the meat in the fire until it was charred black and we'd eat it right there ... AND WE LIKED IT THAT WAY!!!

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Ronin]

Originally posted by MuckRaker


I'm not sure how to couch this in the proper PAINTBALL terms so it's not booted ... ;)

But back in My Day, we didn't have all these Hamburgers and Ham and Cheese Hoogies at the school cafeteria ... why the cook would just hand you some RAW Meat and we'd have to find two sticks to rub together to start a fire and we'd just throw the meat in the fire until it was charred black and we'd eat it right there ... AND WE LIKED IT THAT WAY!!!

:eek: :eek: :eek:

so did you know little foot, u know on land before time?

[MuckRaker]

We ATE him ... little tough for my tastes though!! :eek:

[Devil Man]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by MuckRaker

I'm not sure how to couch this in the proper PAINTBALL terms so it's not booted ... ;)
But back in My Day, we didn't have all these Hamburgers and Ham and Cheese Hoogies at the school cafeteria ... why the cook would just hand you some RAW Meat and we'd have to find two sticks to rub together to start a fire and we'd just throw the meat in the fire until it was charred black and we'd eat it right there ... AND WE LIKED IT THAT WAY!!!

AND YOU LIKED IT YOU LOVED IT :P

[TLplus84]

haha and back in the day you threw the paintballs, not shot them through a marker right~? LOL :P

[MuckRaker]

What's this "throw" stuff ... Why, back in the day we only WISHED we had hands to throw stuff with ... :eek:

[TLplus84]

haha so what did you do? put them in your mouth and spit them at each other~? ahaha :P

[MuckRaker]

No Silly Boy ... we picked 'em up with the nubs where our hands were supposed to be 'cause we weren't evolved enough to have hands ... :eek:

[Devil Man]

lol why ive heard back in your day you didnt have the plastic casings for paintballs so you just dumped a bucket of paint on someone :P

[TLplus84]

hahahah that's funny..LOLOL i should've thought of that~! hahahaah :) :D :D :)

[BLiNDMAN]

how ancient are u muck?

[Devil Man]

hes not that ancient ;) :P

[TLplus84]

yeah he's only 30 something...we just make fun of him cuz it's fun..hehe...and the great thing is he's kickass and he goes along with it...just to prove that being old doesn't mean you're still not a kid..hehe :)

[Devil Man]

well people that are mental and old farts smell like poo but i think we can make an exception in Mucks case :P

[Ref]

Hehe, my cafeteria owns j00 all! Subway, Jersey Mike's, Dominoe's, and Coke & Gateraid machines on every hall...and you gotta love those handmade Otis Spunkmeier (sp.) cookies..lol

[PaintKiller]

WHAT???????
You mean youre school cuz my school has a 2 machines on every hall.
1 is food and 1 is drind so wut punk.LOL

[PaintKiller]

In my outher school in 6th grade it was the first time in the school i tried to get lunch there and i picked up the berger under it where all bugs.
I was geting so sick i never ate school lunch again.

[Ref]

Ever been to a mall that has a circular food court? Thats the my cafeteria looks like.

[PaintKiller]

Yes i eat there.
There is nothing wrong with there food where i go.
But when i do eat there i feel dirty.

[PBSouLjAh]

man. in my school...the spaghetti and pasta is so old that the spaghetti sauce starts to crack. we dont have sodas..they think caffiene and all dat sugar makes students unable to concentrate. but we do have a lot of snacks and stuff in our cafeteria.....we have otis spunkmeyer cookies....VERY GOOD.

[PaintKiller]

Thats probley my school is so dumd they have soda.
Mostley snapple.
I waste so much mony in school i dont eat lunch I have a poptart ummmmm goooood.
And in clann i sneek cookies and star burst that i get from the vendors.
I waste $5 a day in school.

[GranDream]

Originally posted by PaintKiller
Thats probley my school is so dumd they have soda.
Mostley snapple.
I waste so much mony in school i dont eat lunch I have a poptart ummmmm goooood.
And in clann i sneek cookies and star burst that i get from the vendors.
I waste $5 a day in school.


You should have apples.