Wow, my brother is a moron.

[MrTiggleBitties]

I left my main spring on the counter to later put it back inside my gun today and my brother went on the internet when I left. I came back only to find my main spring gone! I asked my brother if he had it and he said he did. Apparentely he was too tempted to take my main spring and start playing with it. And he loses it! So I tell him to look for it and he was looking for it while he was on the internet. So I told him to get off his arse and start looking for it. He only checked the computer room where I left it, he only looked on the shelf, and he looked in the basement where he was playing on the XBox. I told him to look for it some more and all he does is he checked where he already looked. I know main springs are pretty cheap, but he lost it, hes not giving a d*** about it, and he is being half-arsed while hes looking for it only to get back on the internet.

[PBfreak01]

Wow, your brother is a moron.

What do you want me to say :confused:?

[camoman5000]

just kick his friggin arse man, don't put up with it. Make sure he LOOKS for it, until he finds it, or atleast thats what I'd do.

[mullen]

I read the title "Wow my brother is a moron." i was going to reply with "dont worry my brother's worse". Then i read the inside of the thread. Yep, you're brother is an idiot. Smack him for me, that is, if he is smaller than me. i fear for my safety..

[Cuervo]

Not so bad... now you'll buy a 32* or Maddmann spring kit and end up with a better gun. If you're lucky, he'll even pay for it.

Is the cup half-full, half-empty, or too damn big?

[Rancid Coleslaw]

If he can't find it make him buy you a new one. And by "a new one", i mean a new set.

[The Slacker]

Tell him, that for each day that passes by without teh spring he will get one shot in the butt. So he better hurry and get you a new one :laugh:

[FallNAngel]

I know he shouldn't have lost it, but you shouldn't have left it on the counter either...

[UTLadiesMan]

Originally posted by FallNAngel
I know he shouldn't have lost it, but you shouldn't have left it on the counter either...

Originally posted by Rancid Coleslaw
If he can't find it make him buy you a new one. And by "a new one", i mean a new set.

:nod: to both.

[RaiderWin16]

First smack him, then make him buy you a new spring set. Or have him face the consequences (I like the one shot in the butt idea, but use a range of 10ft or less).

[xLiLHockeyFreak]

I suggest telling your parents, rather than us. Or do the old eye for an eye, "lose" something he likes, and don't look for it when he asks.

[mullen]

"I told you, i left your wallet by the xbox!"

[then chuckle to yourself while you order a new spring with his lost money muahhahahhahahaha]

[SpyderHunter]

Idiots. Idiots, idiots, idiots. You don't make him buy a new spring set, you tell him that the only way to get one of those springs is by buying an entirely new gun. That'll get him off his arse in a hurry. Idiots. Although I do quite like mullen's idea.

[pEnNyWiSdOm225]

go on a crazy rampage and destroy his stuff, then stab him with a peanut

[MrTiggleBitties]

Originally posted by Cuervo
Not so bad... now you'll buy a 32* or Maddmann spring kit and end up with a better gun. If you're lucky, he'll even pay for it.

Well, he agreed to it...

[plushdragon]

Make a poster you your bother and title it darwin award winner.

[MrTiggleBitties]

And these are some good ideas. But my brother is my twin, so hes not that dumb. So I may just "Misplace" his gun/wallet.

But which spring set is the best?

[ZeroSkillet]

Maddman.....

Nut tap him really hard while he is sleepinh. He is a moron.:laugh:

[LAMANTEthePBguy]

Originally posted by ZeroSkillet
Maddman.....

Nut tap him really hard while he is sleepinh. He is a moron.:laugh:

i dont think hes that sadistic. Yeah id make him buy you a new one, and for everyday he takes to pay for it, make him buy you a more progressive upgrade for your gun:nod:
anyway if he doesnt find it he should pay for the new one

[SwordfishIII]

"I told you, i left your wallet by the xbox!" [then chuckle to yourself while you order a new spring with his lost money muahhahahhahahaha]

go on a crazy rampage and destroy his stuff, then stab him with a peanut

LMFAO at both of these. stab him with a peanut? WTF lol
i suggest throwing a brick at him, i like throwing bricks:) :crazy:

[plushdragon]

Wait till he falls asleep then short sheet the bed(tuck the sheets under the mattesse so that his weight holding the sheet down so he cant get out of bed)

[RaiderWin16]

Here's another punishment idea: (hint: it's a sceen from Full Metal Jacket) in addition to plushdragon's short sheeting idea take a bar of hard soap and place it in the middle of a hand towel and fold down (see rough diagram) so the bar of soap does not come out when you swing it. The two opposite ends of the towel are the handle. Swing at the stomach and legs. Most importantly put a piece of duct tape over his mouth so he can't wake anyone up.:devil: :badboy:

There was a diagram but it didn't show up right:(

[Firby665]

Originally posted by RaiderWin16
Here's another punishment idea: (hint: it's a sceen from Full Metal Jacket) in addition to plushdragon's short sheeting idea take a bar of hard soap and place it in the middle of a hand towel and fold down (see rough diagram) so the bar of soap does not come out when you swing it. The two opposite ends of the towel are the handle. Swing at the stomach and legs. Most importantly put a piece of duct tape over his mouth so he can't wake anyone up.:devil: :badboy:

There was a diagram but it didn't show up right:(

HAHA...LMFAO great idea man,I've seen taht movie, it's great, especially the part where the dude blows his brains after shooting his officer. The soap and towel part was a good idea, you should do that but that is very cruel indeed. Good idea.