Funny Stories, anyone have any?

[pb_junkee26]

I have a few funny stories, well there was this 1 kid whos a complete and shoots and this other kid w/ no mask on, and hits him from like 70 yards away, the kid who gets shot is on the side of this hill and he gets hit in the neck and makes the weirdest sound, it would be like when the yeti gets shot, well when he got shot he falls straight down 2 the ground and starts rollin down the hill, its the funniest site in the world(ud probably have to be there), but i go up there w/ some friends 2 see if hes ok and hes like shhh im just fakin it, but we made a huge scene outta it...

another time, mikeys emtying out his paint on this high fence post, and he tips his marker up, we didnt think much about it, but he starts to shoot Co2 and were like mikey yer outta paint, so he stops, and he happens 2 start thinking it would be funny 2 scare them and shoot his gun at them, well outta every he points his marker at me and his barrels like 5 inches away from my arm and he pulls the trigger and just drills the hell outta my arm... then the idiots like im sorry! im sorry! and shoots himself in the leg w/ the barrel touchin his leg...

but yea those were mine, not that funny unless u saw them i guess...:sleep:

[SpyderLuvverX]

well, this wasnt me, but it was my friend. i was out, and he jsut reloaded his hopper with a guppie, and decided to jsut run like a mad man.

my firend stood up, and shot some guy in teh mask who was poking out to see. he suppressed one guy down in the buker, and ran out after him, bunkering him. now hes getting shot at by the two last guys on the other team, so he runs down almos teh length of the speedball field, and shot like a crazy man, getting the last guys on the team to win. lol it was pretty fun at the time.

but i guess its not as funny as it was cool to watch.

[pb_junkee26]

damn... i needa learn how 2 type... *empty*...

LoL, there was this time where like we had 4 noobies this year, and we split the teams up pretty evenly, but nathan, hes the other team leader, but he decides to cheat, so he goes outta the boundary, and thats pretty much the only way you can beat us if we have the top base(we made the top base almost unstoppable), but so he comes up from behide us w/ half of his team, like 6 people, and all of us r just talkin, makin a plan, and then nathan and his team jump us and start wastin the hell outta us, after that luckys like NATHAN U MOTHER ER!!! IM GONNA IN KILL U, U CANT CHEAT! and nathans likes SCREW U, U HAVE THE BEST BASE, AND I DIDNT KNO U COULDNT GO OUTTA THE BOUNDARY... but he did, hes been playin w/ us fer about 3 years, and they got in a huge fight and finally lucky jus pushed nathan down the hill, it was pretty funny at the time... but yea it was more fun 2 watch it then how funny it was(if that made any sence)...

[petey_paintball]

hehe i remember one time at the very begining of the game nathan freaked out cause i shot a ball down the hill like 30 feet away from him, he whinned about it for like 10 minutes and the rest of our team was just telling him to chill out. that was funni......
oh yeah and on the same day, everyone who was out of paint or co2 or there marker was jammed up so they couldnt play all got into pauls car and drove down the road shooting at ppl who had just finished their game.yeah we had like 4 guns pointing out the window and luke looks up and is like "OH S---" and we painted him before he got dun saying it, it was really funni but luke was really mad:pissed: that was really funni


petey g

[petey_paintball]

i just read that and its all one sentence almost.....hehe

yeah and i said that was funni 2wice in a row, my bad, i think ill sign up for those typing classes now....


petey g

[The.Wamp]

I was bit by a migit once, people tell me thats funny.

[Abu]

this is kinda funny kinda not...funny if you weren't me

i was filling up my pods and had a brand new bag of paint i just opened, and it was sitting on the edge of the table, and all the sudden it fell off:mad: man there went a bag of paint.

it was kinda fun stepping on them and watching all the little kids get mad because i was stepping on "good" paint.

[Paintballshurt]

Originally posted by The.Wamp
I was bit by a migit once, people tell me thats funny.

yeah that was me, sorry:(

[impyshmimpy]

this is funny but it happened off the field. today, i went over to my friends house to test out his new bolt on his spyder. so after we shot all his paint and air i went to get my gun. i walked into the house grabbed my leftover paint and was ready to leave. my mom goes "be careful" and suddenly at the same time when i grabbed the doorknob i hear on the TV as if it was like magical invisible pixies were watching me.

"Paintball, for the players who play it they say it is the ultimate rush, but also it could mean serious injury or death for your child. many paintball companys have lawsuits against them for personal injury and bladdity da da doo this girl got her eye shot out doodity bla bla these people shot innocent people and video taped it doo da dee foo foo bla kids play this sport obviously to inflict pain on others do da doo ditty da."

Them my mom gets into a fifteen minute discussion with me :sleep: . i told her that it was only newbies that did that kinda stuff and that i have never shot any of my teammates or myself. so, my point is, coincidence or was it magical pixies sent to ruin my life forever? :paranoid:

[FirstAgentSmith]

My mom saw that same show. I ended up telling her that it was just a bunch of newbies who liked to get drunk very often and go off to shoot their pb gun.

[CommanderCool]

Its was me my friends first time paintballin ever and all 4 of us were movin up and one of my freinds saw somebody run from a tree and he started capin him, so we all started cappin him and we had to hit him at least 30 times. So he was all pissed and started swearin and in at us an started to leave, Then he triped and started rollin down the hill. he was so pissed and we all couldent stop laughing.

[Mini_Cocker777]

one time i was running for a bunker and some one was cheating because they had a full auto and popped off about 13 balls on me and i got really mad because on my way to the dead box i was going to tell the ref but he saw me and shot me in the mask and the ref had to do the hiemlick because i was choking on the shell:yell: :paranoid:

[firekow]

During a big game, some kid was trying to get a group to charge up a hill headlong into the other team. IT wasn't too bright, but what made it funny was that after they started getting absolutely slaughtered, guess who was first down? Yep, the kid. He didn't come out of a house for a good ten minutes or so.

Another time, playing in my back yard, my brother and his friend were entrenched in a streambed, being held down by my teammate's fire to my left. There's a bit of woods in between everything basically, so I decide to go up and get some eliminations. I basically charged headlong into the brush, came out the other end, and my brother's loudmouthed friend just bolted. He was almost right in front of me. I hit one (I think?) but got hit myself quite a number of times. It was worth it :D.

[El Kabong]

Yesterday I had an encounter that really pissed me off. I'm stuck in this retarded woodsball game with like 40 on 40. Anywho, this kid charges a bunker and starts laying fire on one of my teammates a little in front of me. This pissed me off and I wanted to get him out, so I charged up and took a bunker straight ahead of the kid, like 10 yards away from him. He didn't even notice me, so I'm about to unleash hell on the little brat when I feel a thud on my shoulder. I check, no break, and start looking around. Then I find the little culprit. Being in this new bunker put me right next to a 6 year old kid that was laying on his stomach on the hill. The kid had probably been sitting there since the round before, since half our team was watching that area and would have seen him. So this retarded little sniperer is shooting at me from like 15 feet away (and missing) and I am getting really pissed. I pump a ball into the chamber (I have a Phantom) and prepare to shoot the crap outta the little bast-- kid. Smack him right on the back. No frickin' break. I then pump another ball into the chamber when the stupid kid finally learns to aim and gets me. On the mask. Four times. All four went into my mouth. And our field has a really strict goggle rule, so I had to walk a quarter mile back to the parking lot with this vile liquid seeping into very gums before I could spit it out. The moral of the story: if you want to be a 1337 sniperer then you need to at least use good-tasting paint.

I know this wasn't funny, but it made me angry and I needed to get it off my chest. I hate kids.

[pbrob789]

i rember when i played with my friend. he was running to get to a new spot on the field and i saw him in the open so i started shooting and he ran into a lil wall about 5 feet and he started running back to his old spot. and i started shooting in front of him and then he ran back and then i shot in front of him. it was like dance lil piggy dance !!!!! :laugh:


:cry: <----------- hes constipated

[wanabe TOSA]

today my regulator blew up and all of the internals and bottom pieces hit me in the balls. square. in the balls

[nerdcore]

i was watching a 1vs1 game on the speedball field. first, let me tell you how the field is set up:

one side has trees separating it from the next field. the opposite side has tall netting attached to 3 poles. frequently the bottom of the netting would become untied & it'd flow back a little on breezy days, resulting in the middle pole standing out on it's own.

now then. each player had to back up to their respective starting position - one side trees, other side netting. ref yells "game on." kid on side with trees is running back & forth from bunker to bunker, shooting when in the open. the other kid would simply strafe & shoot, zig-zagging side to side, working his way forward...

... he strafed into the pole...

... then got shot.

[paintballjnke44]

A while ago when another team asked us if we wanted to practice at their feild. We did and some of the last games we didnt have much air so we played a game where we were running around throwing paint at each other[We still wore our masks ].It was pretty funny.Then we did a blow gun game ,we all took the barrels off our markers and were running around blowing paintballs at each other[it was kind hard to do with the masks].

[flyingeagle3]

I took my gun in my house to work on this trigger and i had no safety(cuz it broke). I took it in my house to put a new custom mod on my trigger frame. So i lay the gun down on the table not knowing that theres still a ball in the gun. And by this time i have finished working on my trigger. So i press the trigger to make sure it will "dry fire" correctly. Instead of dry firing i hear the gun go off and i look to see a big splattered pink ball all over my moms kitchen wall. So i quickly grap a rag and clean it up. I finally got most of it out but there is still a small stain that my parents havent noticed yet...and hope they never do. But it was funny I missed my dog by about 4 inches.

[jdolla]

Just before the season ended, I played a few walk-on games at a local field. I went with two other guys from my team: the captain, and his brother. We had our jerseys on and everything, and the newbies there just about crapped their pants when we showed up. Our first game was us three on five of them. We got two off the break, I hit the snake, and got two of them out of a back stand-up. The last one didn't offer much resistance, and he was dispatched easily. Approximate game length: 45 seconds. A couple more people showed up, and we played a 3 on 3 capture the flag game, (tournament style). We played against a friend of mine, (woods-baller), a kid with an A5, and one of the noobs from the first game. When the ref yelled "3, 2, 1, ten seconds," the noob took off. When the game actually started, the woods-balling friend of mine charged, and got hit by all three of us. My captains brother took out the A5 kid while I grabbed the flag. The noob was in a back bunker, (surprise), a pop can on its side. My captains brother was at the next bunker over from me. I told him "Keep him busy, I'm going to bunker him," and ran for the left side of the noobs bunker. "No, you're not!" my teammate yelled, and took off for the right side of the noobs bunker, (this noob had really bad tunnel vision). I shot him in the back, my teammate shot him in the hand, and when he stood up, he was staring down the barrel of my captains BKO, (who was about two feet away). "Are you out?" "I guess so."

[Gunman_2000]

this past summer:

Big scenario game at Wasaga Beach, bout 600 ppl there that day I think. Anyway, a group of us were being pinned down on the side hill of a large valley. The sad thing was it was only 2 ppl behind a big stump that was keeping 20 some players on my side from advancing. So I move down the hill some with a few friends, we see the shooters, and I get the great idea to take them out.

Now sadly I only have about 6 shots left in my one working pistol that day. Which was more than enuogh to deal with 2 campers. So I get some cover fire from my friends, and make my way up the hill. I definately popped one guy, pretty sure I got the second too, I honestly didnt notice. Because it was at that point some movement down the other side of the hill caught my attention. There was about 30 guys coming up the hill, "oh Fuuu..." I say. Well what did I do? I aimed down the hill, and kept on firing (at which time I was 95% sure I was out of paint), hoping I would at least scare them into ducking.

Anyway, 5 seconds later, I'm on the ground, covered in paint, with 30 members of the other team advancing past me, most of them saying "Good run man" to me.

It was one of the highlights of the day, but I could think of ways where it could have gone better.

[kalabor]

I was playing at a field with about 15 on a team. The game was your common elimination one and soon it came down to 3 on 4. I had run out of paint but didn’t want to quite. So I crawled all over the place grabbing paintballs that were lying on the ground. The other two teammates were almost out of paint as well. I found enough balls and went to the flank and angle a shot off on the other team taking one of them out. Now it was 3 on 3 and soon we were pinned in a location in the center of the field. I couldn’t find any more paintballs and my other teammates couldn’t ether. Finally we decide we might as well rush the other team in hopes they will run or surrender to us. So we jump over the bunker racing as fast as we could to them. They were only about 15 yards if even that way from us and as we jumped over they were doing the same thing. So in the heat of it all everyone started to shoot their guns and screaming like. I thought I was going to be plastered but nothing hit me. Both teams had run out of paintballs and were just dry firing each other. We asked each of now what? One said we could go into hand to hand combat. But we decided it was a draw, since there was no real way to decide who won.
I thought it was funny that both teams would happen to run out of paint and decide to bunker each other screaming like fools. It was a funny moment.

[SolidSnake4864]

OK, i was playing in a woods ball game and this kid comes along thinkin hes all big and bad with his brand mew blade 02 (hahaha). anywaz during the game i went straight for him (jus to teach him a thing or two) and i got up behind him and yelled surrender. he put his hand in the air then turned around. then fast as lightning he pops me in the balls from like 2 feet away. God thats the most pain ive been in, in my whole life:laugh:

[Saber]

Ok usually i play speedball at a local shop but one day at my house we decided to use my old course i had set up to play on instead, and in the middle of this course is what i call the bull its a huge 50 gallon drum on legs and we put old cow horns from my farm on it (i have a 200 acre farm). Well we decide to do a 1 vs 1 game, my old spyder vs Tippman 98 custom, probably one of my best friends at the time (Arron) is who i was going against. My other friend yells 3 .. 2...1 go and Arron fires a SINGLE blind shot since you obviously cannot see over the drum, and where does it hit me but right in the sack! Well after i stop holding myself we decide well do it again, mainly b/c i want to pound him, so we hear 3...2...1.. go, and the same thing happens again! If you know how big a 50 gallon drum is you know there is absolutly no way to see around or over it if you looking straight at it because its like 7 1/2 ft tall and about 7 ft around, it was just blind luck especially with 1 shot. I have to say that this has never happened again THANK GOD.

[Glass Canon]

i was at a place that claimed the floor was covered in non-slip astro turf (indoor place). well, i found a spot that was real slick and camped by it. whenever an opponent ran by he slipped on it and fell, then i lit him up. well, after getting four guys like this (1 of them being my teamate :| ), i jumped up, ran forward, slipped on the astro turf, and got gogged :D

[RubberDucky6904]

There was time when I was hosting a BDay party I ran to a bunker which had 6 guys on the other side. Luckily they were shooting at my teammates so I decided to light them up so I itched out and said How ya doin and they they started shootin so I used my Brand New Shiny Vengeance Type X Autococker to nail all of them I hit one square point blank touching in the nuts he justed made a noise and dropped down and nailed one in the mouth he had a Flex 7 too I then shot one who didnt realize I was there in the butt he jumped about 2 feet in the air out of his bunker then got met with murderous rounds of paint the others I just shot up.................

[BlueDragonDH]

At a local tourny someone was using a friends timmy and halo. He trys to jump of a bunker off the break. His shoe hits the bunker and falls shattering the halo b and breaking the timmy till it needed 100$ in repairs. :laugh:

[jdolla]

This was really annoying from my point of view, but probably hilarious to anyone who might have been watching. I was in a tournament last Saturday, and we played a team that we knew we could beat in our last game, (3 on 3). With one of my teammates laying down cover fire in the back, the other two of us pushed up the right. The extent of the other teams strategy was spreading out. I got the one on our right out, and then started working on the guy in the middle. I watched as a paintball hit his shoulder. He didn't go out. I assumed it was a bouncer, but I still yelled "PAINT CHECK, PAINT CHECK." "On who?" asked a ref. "Back middle, back middle," I said, pointing. The ref went back there, stood twenty feet behind the guy I shot, and didn't move. Didn't check him, didn't ask him if he got shot, he just stood there. Meanwhile, I hit the guy in the middle two more times. Despite my extensive screams for a paint check on this guy, the ref still didn't check him. Finally, the ref next to me yelled for the other ref to check the guy in the middle. Still no movement by the ref in the back. He thus turned to me, and said, "He's an idiot, shoot him, (the ref)." I was too busy trying to get the guy in the middle out, but my teammate followed the second ref's recommendation. After screaming for two more paint checks, I was so enraged that I sprinted up the tape, bunkering both of the guys left on the other team, shooting as fast as I could. Of course, I got shot, and I called myself out. My two opponents didn't move. The guy who I had been screaming for a paint check for, had a very obvious break on his shoulder. I screamed at the imcompetent excuse of a ref to pull his armband, but he still didn't move. Finally, the second ref ran in, pulled my armband, then pulled the armband of the guy in the middle. Meanwhile, the final remaining opponent wiped his shoulder. By now, I was to mad to speak coherently, so I just walked off, ready to strangle the ref.

[toyotaboy32]

one time at my local field (santa clara county paintball at the fair grounds) while i was waiting for a game to start the guys on my team were watching the game directly next to us since its four fields all seperated by netting and posts...it was beginner level and a bunch of kids were there for a birthday party so it was like 10 kids v. 10kids, near the end its one kid at the back stand up [soda can] and 2 kids from the other team advancing foward.... as one kid rushes to surrender the other at the stand up he is sighted and they end up running around it in circles shouting surrender like a cartoon show.

[Omegaboy13]

Me and my friend went to a wayne-Dollack scenario game(our first scenario). well it was in the middle of the night and me and my friend just happened to not get fired up for about a mile(this field is about 2 miles long.....seriously) and we found one of their sniper towers unmanned so we camped there for about an hour with no one coming after us, we did recieve a mission when a bunch of our team members came and saw that we had already taken it over they keep on walking. Well in the distance after we see them walk by we hear thousands of rounds being exchanged and all of a sudden on of the guys that had walked by earlier saw us while running full speed and yelled "RUN!!!!" the whole freaking Blue team storms over the hill and never even saw us, man we pissed our pants. We did however sneak up behind them and take out about 20 guys on their team with our then POS stock spyder xtras.

[refemall]

Just the other day it was a game of speedball, and by the end it got narrowed down to me and some kid with an A5. We were both behind bunkers, with about one bunker seperating us. Each of us taking turns to fir upon each other. After about 15 seconds, the refs yells at us to do something, so as he's yelling this, I take advantage and advance to the next closest bunker, using the ref's voice to cover my footsteps. The kid sees me, and tries firing, but I could have sworn I hit his barrel, so I call for a paintcheck. Meanwhile the kids arguiing with the ref that it didn't break, and once the ref says it doesn't, I rush rite over the bunker and nail the kid, and just walked right off the field, feelin pretty proud of myself.

[Sniper15]

The funniest thing that happened to me happened last year while playing woods ball. We were playing 10 vs 10 in the woods, and me and my cousin Nathan decided we would take the left side to try and sneak around the other team and get their flag. So the game starts, we're moving up, and Nathan says "Keep going strait like you are, I'm going to go off farther to the left." I was like "Ok, make sure no one sneaks around that side behind me." He said "Ok." So I'm moving up, everythings fine, then Bam Bam Bam! Three shots right to my back. I was like "Where is Nathan, how did that guy get around him." I looked for him after the game but couldn't find him. So we decided to play another game without him. After that game, I found him sitting in a chair buy our stuff. I said "Nathan man, what happened to you in that last game? A guy came around behind me from your side. How did you not see him?" He said, "I had to leave the game for awhile." I said "Why?" He said "One word, diariah." I just busted out laughing. That was the funniest thing I had heard in a long time.:laugh:

[FirstAgentSmith]

Yesterday we went to a field and they were having a tournament. Well me and my friends were watching when the ref yelled for them to start. He then went over to the side and was promptly shot in balls. He had a high voice and was rolling around on the ground in pain for about 2 minutes.

[wanabe TOSA]

oh poor guy

[FirstAgentSmith]

We were playing at my friend's cousin's orchard one time and this was with my brand new spyder imagine. Well we decided to play a game of Vampire and we got the 2 vampires pinned down behind a wood pile. The guy next to me gets so he runs off before he gets lit up by us. While he's running we get the othe 2 guys out and then he starts running towards. He's like 30 feet away and he starts asking if i was a vampire or a human. I tried shooting him but my gun had become uncocked. So he's coming towards me and keeps asking what i was while i'm trying to recock my gun. I get it recocked bring it up to my shoulder and pull down the trigger in full auto and start yelling HUMANNNNNN!!!!. I finally got him right on his butt. Man he was mad but oh well.