Greatest PBR Quotes [Archive]

SilentButDeadly

12-31-2003, 05:28 PM

I see all these people with all kinds of quotes in their sig's and stuff like that and thought there should be a thread to post them all in. So post any and all pbr quotes that you think are worthy. :cool:

Dancing racoon

12-31-2003, 06:02 PM

This belongs in the Off Topic Forum

evilhomer -
they put a drop on a Spyder, someone made some paintballs, some barrels came out, and some teens threw a molotov cocktail at paintballerx and his baby(so he claims), and now Alexi wants some molotov cocktails hurled around his town because he complains nothing happens in his town. there ya go.

djpuffnstuff -
........and i am not worried about an acid-enema........i have duct tape.

Amzng_spyderman -
pbn=pbnation.com. if all the paintball forums combined were a city, pbn would be the ghetto.

Alexi1337 -
In all fairness though, the japs can have their uber-fast trains. They're just insecure about having little "wangs" and getting nuked.

Shadow221 -
I blame my parents. I was gullible enough to believe in things like Santa, the tooth fairy, kindness, Canadians and other stuff like that...

This one is also funny.

Andew - AHAHAHA!!!! Holy Porn

Andrew - I play CS, I am trying to convince my brother to get a friend of his to run a CS server, but so far I have not been successful! Actually instead of accomplishing something tonight I think I will go play some CS right now..

Andrew - geeze calm down man...have some chicken soup :)

My question is how old are you andrew
:eyes:

tippmann1223

12-31-2003, 07:18 PM

i saw this on paintball.com

thread starter:i want to become a sniper what should i put on my gun

one of the people who replied:a camo suit, a 23" barrel, a sight, a stock:laugh:

sIc

12-31-2003, 07:54 PM

Well now, somebodys got a weird sense of humor. :rolleyes:

Kyle's Ghost

12-31-2003, 08:11 PM

Don't Feed The Jaster From Your Hands-He Bites

Jaster Is The Master

Jaster You Suck At Paintball...P.S. You Are OLD AND SMELLY

hybrid-sniper

12-31-2003, 08:40 PM

Originally posted by Sid
HAHA HAHAHAHAH!!! Techno farts! HAHA!
the ever classic

Originally posted by amzng_spyderman
i'm going to get just the front block cuz it looks cool...

Originally posted by UTLadiesMan
The right nut. He's my favorite... :D

Originally posted by Calebd2
Dont use it!!! It ate my friends orings once

Originally posted by Vaypourus
dude...lmfao here....that was the funniest thing I have read in a while...thanks man-

Originally posted by Jaster
When your Mom isn't looking swipe the turkey baster.:eyes:

Originally posted by Magnus55
Hey you little punk I finally found you!! Prepare to die!!

Originally posted by Turambar
True, very true. I wasn't spanked much but yeah on occasion I was. Look how great I turned out

Originally posted by Andrew
Hmm I basically like anything besides Gospel and some country...

Offspring (their older stuff more than their new)
Rage againts the machine
Fatboy Slim
Beastie Boys
Silverchair
Greenday
Limp Bizkit
Chemical brothers
Moby
Red hot chilli peppers
Cypris Hill
Mxpx
Prodigy
Citizen King
Prodigy
Everlast

just to list a few...

yet another reason why andrew is awesome, good music :tup:

Kingman27

12-31-2003, 09:13 PM

Originally posted by 2XS
That's not good if it exploded
:laugh: thats pretty fun

Originally posted by Calebd2
Let's all go to Macdonalds and advertise Burger King.

:D :D :eyepop:

I hope I did all the quotes and stuffers right..

hybrid-sniper

01-01-2004, 08:47 AM

Originally posted by -=ReD-hAzE=-
Don't be a fool, have sex when your in school

thepeashooter

01-01-2004, 11:10 AM

I think your nose is a little brown Hybrid

hybrid-sniper

01-01-2004, 11:41 AM

Originally posted by thepeashooter
I think your nose is a little brown Hybrid
possibly:P
it was more i was looking for the not so great moments of each mods posting history
except for Andrew, i couldnt find anything odd that he posted so i just grabbed some old post of his

SpyderLuvverX

01-01-2004, 12:07 PM

Originally posted by chinesebugrepel
Yah, cockers are great for those who don't maintain their guns. :eyes:

chibissj

01-01-2004, 12:29 PM

This still has to be one of the funniest ones I ever read.

Originally posted by amzng_spyderman
the shroud? you can remove it, but it's very difficult. you must follow these directions very carefully:

1) slide it off
2) play

don't do it too fast or you'll put an eye out.

oh the days when he was an agent.

firekow

01-01-2004, 12:40 PM

Anything said by thor that has to do with hippos, behemoths, pirates, or otherwise hi-larrious words.

mopo-85

01-01-2004, 12:55 PM

look in sig.

Sniper15

01-01-2004, 01:18 PM

Originally posted by 2XS
That's not good if it exploded
:laugh:

El Kabong

01-01-2004, 01:20 PM

Anything I ever said.

Kingman27

01-01-2004, 01:22 PM

Originally posted by Sniper15

:laugh: hey man I sigged it first.that been there since an hour after it was said..I will go find where it was..so you can see...

Kingman27

01-01-2004, 01:25 PM

Sniper15- http://www.pbreview.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=193434

I sigged it that day..

Sniper15

01-01-2004, 01:31 PM

Oh, didn't see it down there. My bad. I'll get rid of it.

Kingman27

01-01-2004, 01:35 PM

Originally posted by Sniper15
Oh, didn't see it down there. My bad. I'll get rid of it. ok..I you dont have to.just say something under it like''kingman27 already sigged this..he did it before me.he let me put it here though..so dont pm me(sniper15) saying the quote in my sig(sniper15)is funny.pm kingman27..compliment his sig alot..be sure to give him a cookie for quoting funny things..or he will eat you''

:D :D :D

Lord Delta

01-01-2004, 01:40 PM

slightly misquoted as usual, but check my sig.

amzng_spyderman

01-01-2004, 01:43 PM

Originally posted by Kingman27
ok..I you dont have to.just say something under it like''kingman27 already sigged this..he did it before me.he let me put it here though..so dont pm me(sniper15) saying the quote in my sig(sniper15)is funny.pm kingman27..compliment his sig alot..be sure to give him a cookie for quoting funny things..or he will eat you''

:D :D :D
it's a quote, not an avatar :rolleyes: he can sig it without giving you credit if he wants.

Kingman27

01-01-2004, 01:47 PM

Originally posted by amzng_spyderman

it's a quote, not an avatar :rolleyes: he can sig it without giving you credit if he wants.
I was just messing around..sure he can :D

wait your saying no one is allowed to steal my sig?what if you do?

Sniper15

01-01-2004, 01:49 PM

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Kingman27

01-01-2004, 01:51 PM

Originally posted by Sniper15
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dont steal the avatar thou :eyes: j/k lol..but seriously is that illegal or something?

Calebd2

01-01-2004, 02:32 PM

Originally posted by C4pyro
Silence puny mortal.

Originally posted by Magnus55
BOOYAH! BANNEDEDED BY MAGNUS!

Originally posted by Killer Kat
Hey Warlock! So ya wanna know Bad! Good! Smart! Wise! Start looking for the kitty litter, cause you're gonna need it! You'll be having accidents in your shorts if ya get outta line, at least with me. I'll put a spell on you! Not only do I know where you live! and when you were born but I remember your "Fathers" First bithday party! I can tell these guy stories of welts you've had that were mistaken as a third nipple! Oh and by the way There is a catagory you didn't have that I'll turn you on too. Best looking Mod! Who Me? Why Yes! Thank you! I didn't think you noticed! Welcome to the boards.

Originally posted by Incube
Ok..i have no school til wensday...So I was looking thro my fridge...and what do i see...some box..I took this box out and examined it...it was real cold..so i dropped it. and it opened i looked in and it was ice cream...

Bewildered by this i put it back into the freezer.....

WTF....i never saw it in a box before..is it safe to eat..its sorta scary..

Originally posted by SpUnKy-BoLtOn
Scariest thing eh? Probably be the time we found a hobo living in our attic.

Originally posted by ziggo_777
POSTY POSTY POSTY...Wujoo gonna do huh huh? Wuzza boy like thou gonna do, eh eh eh? *puts foot over the line and promptly brings it back* HOWZABOUT THAT? Wuja gonna do bout that?

...I'm sorry...:(

Those are some of my personal favorites...

SinfulCindy

01-01-2004, 02:41 PM

Originally posted by Incube
Ok..i have no school til wensday...So I was looking thro my fridge...and what do i see...some box..I took this box out and examined it...it was real cold..so i dropped it. and it opened i looked in and it was ice cream...

Bewildered by this i put it back into the freezer.....

WTF....i never saw it in a box before..is it safe to eat..its sorta scary.. Oh, frickin' A! :laugh: I've heard about him not knowing that ice cream comes in a box, but I didn't know he said it like that. That's hilarious.

chibissj

01-01-2004, 02:57 PM

yup. and the funniest part is we don't know if he was serious cus hey! that's good ol' incube for ya.

Dancing racoon

01-01-2004, 08:28 PM

I cant remember who said this but it was something like

Roses are red,
Violet are blue
when magnus gets on, HES GONNA BAN YOU!

cocker kid 2k2

01-01-2004, 08:41 PM

Originally posted by tonysk83

Who cares, you're all newbies.

A personal favorite.

CDietz

01-01-2004, 09:00 PM

Originally posted by chibissj
yup. and the funniest part is we don't know if he was serious cus hey! that's good ol' incube for ya.

yea we did. i remember that thread... he was dead serious. damn canadians

SinfulCindy

01-01-2004, 09:49 PM

Originally posted by Dancing racoon
I cant remember who said this but it was something like

Roses are red,
Violet are blue
when magnus gets on, HES GONNA BAN YOU! It was p8ntball1016, but he's been banned himself.

shortman506

01-03-2004, 09:55 AM

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chibissj

01-03-2004, 10:58 AM

Originally posted by SinfulCindy
It was p8ntball1016, but he's been banned himself.

yeh he was the biggest damn spammer who thought he was cool....

cdietz I know haha incube tho...sometimes you didn't know.

mankeymanOK

01-03-2004, 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by brandon14295

anytime you big sweaty ball of munky fuzz.

After an argument of wisdom teeth?

the_big_wazzoo

01-03-2004, 06:50 PM

mine are pretty funny
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snipa

01-04-2004, 03:58 PM

my sig
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chibissj

01-04-2004, 05:03 PM

and your sig is too long;). resize it please.

pbhippie ben

01-08-2004, 05:34 PM

Originally posted by chibissj
and your sig is too long;). resize it please.

Always...

I liked my sig, but nooooooooooo it was way to long for you!!!!!!!!!!

Sry sir, didnt mean that.:cry:

nos911

01-09-2004, 07:59 AM

(see sig)
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Calebd2

01-09-2004, 08:03 AM

I'm quoting from memory so forgive me if I'm a but off.

Tonty:
"I don't know what kind of pansy land your living in, but here we don't cry over broken paint."

Makes me laugh everytime I see it. :laugh:

punkerx1

01-09-2004, 08:29 AM

these are some of my recent favorites(i wonder why?):rolleyes:

Originally posted by the other one

he is smart, he always has been smart, and he always will be smart. he's punkerx1.

Roy is my hero....100%, no doubts

Originally posted by Shadow221
You guys are so off. Roy is the hottest paintballer ever, male or female(we're still not sure which Roy is...)
^^^^^^^
Originally posted by pEnNyWiSdOm225

Roy should have his own category......:|

plus the ones in my sig.

Enjoipaintball0

01-18-2004, 04:12 PM

I love the one about Mr. Bubbles's penar. Rancid Coleslaw has a lot of funny ones too.

Kingman27

01-18-2004, 04:29 PM

the purple one in my sig is funny..and the other one too..

Juvenile

01-19-2004, 09:00 AM

Kingman27

01-19-2004, 09:03 AM

Originally posted by Juvenile
Such a whiny punk. I was kidding :rolleyes:

Evil Tender

01-19-2004, 11:32 AM

AMGMASTER1

01-19-2004, 03:42 PM

come on guys hes like 10........we all remember what it was like before we grew pubic hair

Canadia_PBaller

01-19-2004, 03:52 PM

Originally posted by AMGMASTER1
come on guys hes like 10........we all remember what it was like before we grew pubic hair

:laugh:

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Kingman27

01-19-2004, 03:58 PM

Originally posted by Evil Tender

What are you ? Some sort of retard?

Originally posted by Kingman27
I was kidding :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Assass!n

01-19-2004, 07:20 PM

Devastator has a pretty good one in my sig.

the other one

01-20-2004, 09:19 AM

Originally posted by the other one

he is smart, he always has been smart, and he always will be smart. he's punkerx1.

Roy is my hero....100%, no doubts

wow, i said that? wierd.:eyes:

It's kinda wierd, but a girl i know calls the bit of fat under her chin "roy". People ask her "how's roy doin?" and i think of punkerx1's sig.:laugh:

nerdcore

01-20-2004, 09:48 AM

in sig... it's funny when i say it out loud.

punkerx1

01-21-2004, 02:28 PM

Originally posted by the other one

wow, i said that? wierd.:eyes:

It's kinda wierd, but a girl i know calls the bit of fat under her chin "roy". People ask her "how's roy doin?" and i think of punkerx1's sig.:laugh:

baahahha. and you didnt exactly say that, i changed the 100% no doubts part, from "sort of..:| " or someching.