NooBs with high end guns.

[penguins_r_kewl]

Write your most expensive set-up for noobs that you've seen.

E-Class Orracle
Halo B
Angel AIR
Freak Barrel


He shot about 20 shots per game, got his older brother to time it for him, and he couldn't shoot over 3 bps.

Pretty sad.

[Kingman27]

there arent any noobs with highend markers at my field..the most highend marker a noob has was a tes with a rico2k and 12ozco2..

[Raptorz922]

I was watching a game and there was some kid around the age of 11 or 12 or so with an $800 Cocker w/ tank, barrel, hopper, etc... The kid never fired a shot the whole game and sat in the back bunker. Near the end, his dad yelled, "Boy, I did not spend $800 on that gun for you to sit there. Now get your "arse" up there and play." It was the funniest thing ever.

[hybrid-sniper]

e bladed cocker with new pneus
AGD flatline
halo B
dye invision
dye jersey
dye pants
dye gloves
ATC cleats
neck guard
Dye attack pack

first time playing...truly sad, they guy got wasted in each speedball game i played with him, then proceeded to blame it that his timing slipped or his marker some how f***ed up...shot maybe 30 rounds a game and was spotted picking paint off the ground in the staging area

poor cocker:(

[amzng_spyderman]

there's this one moron with a blue angel lcd that used to play at my field until i punched him out. he would lob a hopper's worth of paint at people 50 feet out of range, shoot his teammates in the back, run to the back when he found himself in a firefight, then claim to be the mvp of the day. the worst thing was, i saw him burying his angel in the sand :eek:

[penguins_r_kewl]

Originally posted by amzng_spyderman
there's this one moron with a blue angel lcd that used to play at my field until i punched him out. he would lob a hopper's worth of paint at people 50 feet out of range, shoot his teammates in the back, run to the back when he found himself in a firefight, then claim to be the mvp of the day. the worst thing was, i saw him burying his angel in the sand :eek:

You punched him!:eek:

I would have too.;)

[amzng_spyderman]

he slapped me, i had to defend myself. plus, he knocked my sandwich out of my hand and onto the ground :pissed:

[penguins_r_kewl]

Originally posted by amzng_spyderman
he slapped me, i had to defend myself. plus, he knocked my sandwich out of my hand and onto the ground :pissed:

Why did he slap you?

Why was he burying an angel in the sand?:eyes:

[Spinach]

E-class Orracle and a phantom. Hes always there and he takes out his orracle and just lets one of the guys that work there walk it dry-firing. Ive never seen him use it before. And when he finally plays he uses his phantom and always just sits back and does nothing and calls out "help me over here guys" and when he gets out he complains to some of the people who are actually good that he had no team. I want to shoot him in the balls so bad because he always whears sports shorts and he like albino.:eyes:

[Kingman27]

I feel sorry for that angel...

once there was this guy..he wasnt a noob but he thought I was..probably cuz I had a spyder..well he was nice and stuff.but he was saying like he was the best sniper and stuff.but I knew he was just messing around..hopefully..that was the first cocker I ever touched or held...it was great..

[pEnNyWiSdOm225]

Originally posted by amzng_spyderman
he slapped me, i had to defend myself. plus, he knocked my sandwich out of my hand and onto the ground :pissed:

If he knocked my sandwich on the ground, i would punch him too.

[amzng_spyderman]

Originally posted by penguins_r_kewl


Why did he slap you? we were arguing over him abandoning me during a game, i got shot up because he took off when he saw 3 guys sneaking through some trees

Why was he burying an angel in the sand?:eyes: retardation

[sIc]

This wasnt at woodland spyderman was it?

[amzng_spyderman]

Originally posted by sIc
This wasnt at woodland spyderman was it?
no, 'twas at my home field. i sincerely hope that guy never goes to woodland, for your sake.

[electraDX]

this kid and his grandparents walked into the local pb store and bought him:

2k2 timmy
halo b
70/4500 penut tank
some drop/on off
jt jersey
jt flex 7

[PushClose]

Dragon Intimidator
HPA System
Halo B
Dye 03 Jersey
Dye 03 Pants
Dye ATC Cleats
Dye Attack Pack
10 - 11 years old


But he's a really cool little kid, and is a pretty good back player. Plus his dads cool too, everyone at our field knows him. He goes every weekend with a case of Evil...

[cocker kid 2k2]

Originally posted by PushClose
Dragon Intimidator
HPA System
Halo B
Dye 03 Jersey
Dye 03 Pants
Dye ATC Cleats
Dye Attack Pack
10 - 11 years old


But he's a really cool little kid, and is a pretty good back player. Plus his dads cool too, everyone at our field knows him. He goes every weekend with a case of Evil...

If he's a pretty good player, then how is he a newbie?

Young, doesn't mean newbie. Just like old, doesn't mean experienced.

[paintballer42o]

Originally posted by cocker kid 2k2


If he's a pretty good player, then how is he a newbie?

Young, doesn't mean newbie. Just like old, doesn't mean experienced.

soooo true CK.

for me...however...

Angel iR3
Angel Air
Egg2
Boomstick barrel


I onl saw this kid play twice tho. First game, he ran to the 50, and ran back to the 30 after a couple of shots hit his bunker. the 2nd time i played against him. I was on this left side brush and i shot at the trees he was in, and i saaw him run back. He shot one shot at me. He started bragging like he was soo kool. I challenged him to a 1 on 1, but he said no, i dont need to show you my skill. I got pissed so every time i played, i looked for him and owned him :) . He never got me out. Dumb kid...

[ZZYZX]

Cali would make you sick.

Quite literally...at LEAST 25% of the kids aged 13-18 have $1000 worth of equipment.

More than that at certain fields.

And about 2% of them know how to use them halfway decent. :pissed:

[El Kabong]

I saw this 10 year old kid toting a GX-3 and bragging in the parking lot before a game. I was hoping I could show him how paintball really works, but I saw him play and he would actually have kicked the crap out of me. He was like tight with some of the local shop owners and is friends with all the field regulars. I saw him a few weeks ago too with a Stock Class Phantom, so I have major respect for that kid.

[chibissj]

Could we not use the word noob? I feel offended :( (Cus I'm still a noob...)

and well...

here's the one I see everyday when I look into the mirror
A noob (kinda looks like me, and moves when I do...)
he's got a 2k3 vert feed cocker and an eggy ii, and a kapp fat ram, with a palmer rock on it's way, a kapp reflex trigger and a palmer stab. He told me once he's getting a ct3 way soon too. Oh yeh his barrel is SOO noob :rolleyes: a 14" teardrop.

psh...read the sig anyways..mines said it for months now...don't you hate it when noobs like me get a good gun?

[koolkid101]

LoL!:laugh:

[SpyderLuvverX]

Originally posted by chibissj
Could we not use the word noob? I feel offended :( (Cus I'm still a noob...)

and well...

here's the one I see everyday when I look into the mirror
A noob (kinda looks like me, and moves when I do...)
he's got a 2k3 vert feed cocker and an eggy ii, and a kapp fat ram, with a palmer rock on it's way, a kapp reflex trigger and a palmer stab. He told me once he's getting a ct3 way soon too. Oh yeh his barrel is SOO noob :rolleyes: a 14" teardrop.

psh...read the sig anyways..mines said it for months now...don't you hate it when noobs like me get a good gun?

lol thats good spirit. ;)

one i saw had some really awesome timmy, but when he shot it, he like shot the ground........:eyes: it seemed a bit to heavy for him cus he was all like struggling and stuff. this kid thot he would rock before his first game ever (that day) cus of his gun and haloB loader, and some type of big nitro tank (had a cover on it so i dont know what kind). me and my teammates laughed cus he was bragging b4 but was like hitting his own teammates and everything. he said hes sorry for bragging, and was pretty cool after that. we helped him out with techniques and such and told him how to shoot and not hit the ground. ;)

[penguins_r_kewl]

Originally posted by cocker kid 2k2


If he's a pretty good player, then how is he a newbie?

Young, doesn't mean newbie. Just like old, doesn't mean experienced.

Yeah, I'm only 13 and I'm always underestimated.

[zycat]

E-Class Orracle here.... and 3 times woodsball experience ;)

[Lokichi]

Have you ever seen a Pro using a "noob" marker and not for fun but actually usin one because he likes it? (excluding Bad Company)

[chibissj]

Originally posted by Lokichi
Have you ever seen a Pro using a "noob" marker and not for fun but actually usin one because he likes it? (excluding Bad Company)

what about Tippmann Effect?

[Lokichi]

Originally posted by chibissj


what about Tippmann Effect?

Oh yea lol ....but any others? Or anyone at your local fields that have mad skillz compete in tournies ...etc..........

[chibissj]

Originally posted by Lokichi


Oh yea lol ....but any others? Or anyone at your local fields that have mad skillz compete in tournies ...etc..........

by mad skills do you mean they lob shots at the beginning and get lucky and get half your team out? cus if so...we've got lots of those.

[penguins_r_kewl]

Me and two of my friends, we go to 3 man tournys, I have a Spyder, one has a Tippy, and the other has a 2002 cocker(barrel is the only upgrade though).

Hate to brag but, we kick butt.:D

[paintballer42o]

Originally posted by ZZYZX
Cali would make you sick.

Quite literally...at LEAST 25% of the kids aged 13-18 have $1000 worth of equipment.

More than that at certain fields.

And about 2% of them know how to use them halfway decent. :pissed:
you talkin about me? :eyes:

[woolf]

Originally posted by hybrid-sniper
poor cocker:(


lmao

[XtraBoy]

Originally posted by penguins_r_kewl


Yeah, I'm only 13 and I'm always underestimated.


Ditto...

Although, i did kinda suck today :rolleyes: oh well, i made a good distraction

Originally posted by ZZYZX
Cali would make you sick.

Quite literally...at LEAST 25% of the kids aged 13-18 have $1000 worth of equipment.

More than that at certain fields.

And about 2% of them know how to use them halfway decent. :pissed:

im one of those 2% wahhh hooo!

[paintballer42o]

Originally posted by XtraBoy


im one of those 2% wahhh hooo!
me 2! were practicly brothers!

[XtraBoy]

Shawn?:laugh:

[paintballer42o]

? Shawn?

w/e


noobs w/ high end guns suck. you can tell if theyre a noob. you just have to look at the upgrades. They usually just get a good barrel and a fast hopper ^_^

[woolf]

i saw this 11 year old kid walk up with this bag open it and pull out an 2k3 angel lcd with angel air and a halo. i was like wtf! but then the kid yelled dad do you think i could use you angel for a game today.

so it turned out that the kid had a spyder compact and its was his dad angel. but it fooled me


Originally posted by paintballer42o

me 2! were practicly brothers!

same here we could be triplets ahhh!

[XtraBoy]

But i only got 1 brother, having another would be kinda tricky :eyes:


mabye we should start up a 3 man team "Unknown Triplets?" Bwhahah. o_O



i saw a little kid toting a timmy today, but i think it was his older brothers... Anyways, he got to the 50 off the break, good for him!

[paintballer42o]

Originally posted by woolf
i saw this 11 year old kid walk up with this bag open it and pull out an 2k3 angel lcd with angel air and a halo. i was like wtf! but then the kid yelled dad do you think i could use you angel for a game today.

so it turned out that the kid had a spyder compact and its was his dad angel. but it fooled me




same here we could be triplets ahhh!
LoL! Maybe!! :laugh:
I saw a kid at ppc(my local paintball store) and he was buying a Matrix. He had no idea what he was doing with the gun. He kept asking wat Co2 he should use for his Trix(what size i mean) and the kid shot it sooo slow.

[Jeezer]

I dunno man, young people with 1000 dollars worth of equipment seems kind of norm to me..heres my way of thinking.

I'm 13, just got my first gun, 98 C a couple of months ago, pretty good gun, dont have the original guide pin to get the stupid stock off....but anyways.

I've been researching into a new setup that I'll be getting next year or so, from info and advice from the members of PBR and PBN(yes they actually do help), some of you guys from the cocker forum might remember the thread, so I was hunting around and I found the sites i want to buy from, and my total came around to about 913-1000 dollars, includes :

An Outkast
Evil Pipe
HPA tank + cover
KAP Flame drop, or maybe a unimount
Empire Reloader

There might be stuff i left off cause I forgot it or something but I want this gun because I'm getting better and better at paintball as I go, now the 98 C is a decent gun, reliable and everything, but an autococker (or any of the higher end guns), well...its like a sign, that your either a newb, or if your proven on the field, your a young paintballer who knows what he's doing, i want to be the latter. I have the oppurtunity to do the latter because my parents are, yes I admit, Rich, they buy me stuff when I ask, but ONLY if I'm doing good in school, so I'm gonna use this oppurtunity (cant spell :( ) and buy a high end gun, but I also know to start with a low-end gun, the percent of kids who have the really good guns, I guess they're like me, they wanna do good, but they think its easy, its "hey i got a good gun, I rox"

Now, I've only got 4 years of free, paintballing before college, and with those last 4 years I want to make them a good 4 years of paintballing, good equipment, winning tournies all that, which is why I want a higher end gun at a younger age, I've read the cocker forums and everything, learned bout timing my trigger, sweet spotting the LPR, all that.

This post probably doesnt do much with the topic, but its a nice littlle rant I wanted to get off my chest.

[MrTiggleBitties]

I dont really care when I see a newb with an expensive gun. But I do care once I figured out he begged his dad so his dad can buy it for him.

If your dad says "Hey! Do you want me to buy you this $1,500 paintball gun?" Would you decline his offer?

[XtraBoy]

Originally posted by MrTiggleBitties
If your dad says "Hey! Do you want me to buy you this $1,500 paintball gun?" Would you decline his offer?


Only if i did to give up my beloved (yes, i would turn down trading my spyder xtra for a dm4 or what you have not)

[flug06]

03 vision impy
dye pants
dye jersey
nitro
3 $ pack
this kid is absolutly worhtless he comes out and then he sits in the back and comes out of the sise of his bunker then raises his gun and shoots and comes back in hes terrible

[ZZYZX]

Have you ever seen a Pro using a "noob" marker and not for fun but actually usin one because he likes it?

I used a BE Stingray for a looong time, and I'm shopping for another one right now to start using again just for fun. Hone the barrel and polish the internals, and I'm happy. ;)

noobs w/ high end guns suck. you can tell if theyre a noob. you just have to look at the upgrades. They usually just get a good barrel and a fast hopper

That's a n00by comment if I've ever heard one. :rolleyes: "You can tell the player by the stuff he uses." lmao. Silly kid!

And I need to edit my previous comment...

Cali would make you sick.

Quite literally...at LEAST 25% of the kids aged 13-18 have $1000+ worth of marker.

More than that at certain fields.

And about 2% of them pretend to know how to use them halfway decent, or mistakenly think they're good players simply because they have an expensive marker. ;)

Yeah...that should cover it. :D

[chibissj]

psh...then if that's the definition of a noob you could see me from a mile away...but then again the teardrop isn't high on many peoples good barrels list but then again eggy ii....balances it out....oh well...i'll still bunker you and you can then proceed to put I was bunkered by a noob today in your sig.

[Plython]

My friend got the President's Student of the Year Award and got an e-class orracle as his first gun. He gets the "spoiled rich kid" thing a lot, but I guess he has natural skill because he is auditioning for ironmen and is like the best player I know. We went today, and this guy runs to the freakin' 60 at the break. He's even cool to all the newer players and we played a beginner walk-on game (more fun than advanced, like 30 vs. 30 crazy newbs, instead of 10vs10 always camping advanced) and he got 30 scared newbies to rush the other team at the start.

But, in So Cal, we do get a fair share of spoiled rich newbs. I think there should be a difference between spoiled rich kids and spoiled rich newbs.

As for me, I'm $300 from a Viking, and you can sure as hell bet that I ain't gonna be a newb with a good gun, so the stereotype doesn't work.





Oh, and today I saw a kid with a Viking who was too scared to do anything and just stuck his head out on purpose to get out from the back. :rolleyes: And he cried when he got hit in the chest from like 40 ft away. WTF? I'm talking a 15 year old kid.

Wow, I rambled a bit, lol. :|

[Calebd2]

Wow. If I were a super, I'd ban you right now, Plython. :rolleyes:

[teufelhunden]

Reported.

[Helmut]

What an awesome post plython!:rolleyes:

[Jeezer]

Looks more like a glitch to me

[ZZYZX]

Whoa there Stretch Armstrong!!!

I don't even know what a Viking is, I'm gonna go look in the reviews! :confused: ;)

EDIT: It's kinda fugly. :crazy: ;) The '04 isn't as bad though.

[XtraBoy]

Originally posted by ZZYZX
Whoa there Stretch Armstrong!!!

I don't even know what a Viking is, I'm gonna go look in the reviews! :confused: ;)

EDIT: It's kinda fugly. :crazy: ;) The '04 isn't as bad though.

Cha! the 04's are REALLY nice tho and vikings are fast man, ub3r fast... i want an 04, will i get it? Nope

[the other one]

i didn't know what a viking was until i came on this site, and wandered my way through all of the gun forums.



the way to tell a noob on the field, regardless of equipment used, is how much they talk about their playing skill. the really good players don't talk about how they're gonna bunker some kid; they talk about macroline fittings or the new matrix or something. listen to people's conversations, and you'll find out lots of stuff.

[XtraBoy]

Originally posted by the other one
the way to tell a noob on the field, regardless of equipment used, is how much they talk about their playing skill. the really good players don't talk about how they're gonna bunker some kid; they talk about macroline fittings or the new matrix or something. listen to people's conversations, and you'll find out lots of stuff.

True, newbs will brag and say "Oh im soo good, i did this one time, i did that, wait till i get out there! i'll sniper ya!"


i myself tho wont, heck, when i showed up at our outlaw-sup-air field today (Yes, we took sup-air onto someone elses property in the desert and played) the kids were like "Man, i gotta see your trigger again, that things crazy" and then i'd go on onto the uncapped boards for spyders then the eyes, Thats when the guys w/ angels and e-cockers turn around and go "An eye on a spyder?" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: good stuff

[penguins_r_kewl]

Back to topic guys, don't get this thread closed.

[PMI_Guy]

Aha, i win! it was like a 9 year old, his dad had a blue 03 shocker with AIR and a Halo B.

IR3
Nitro tank (had cover, couldent tell)
Halo B
Freak

He coulden't shoot over like 2BPS the whole day. He chopped a ball and hit the gun, and when it did he said, "When i hit it, it fired!!" I was like, oh man.

[slashy]

Little brother, had a spyder and just sprayed it all over the place, got 400$ for xmas... Got a 2k3 cocker.

[Juvenile]

All the newbies at my field use cheaper guns that are normally used for newer players (Spyders, Dragun, Tippmann, etc.). The big thing, however, is the TES now and when I played yesterday I counted 17 people using that damn thing. :o

Btw, Plython, you are a .

[Kingman27]

Originally posted by Juvenile
All the newbies at my field use cheaper guns that are normally used for newer players (Spyders, Dragun, Tippmann, etc.). The big thing, however, is the TES now and when I played yesterday I counted 17 people using that damn thing. :o

Btw, Plython, you are a . yeah.there are some many of them..there were like 8/20..8=people with TES..20=total people..

[BlueDragonDH]

Lets see umm this kids parents own probably the 2nd best place to eat in town

Alien Species Timmy and a Ironmen timmy (yes both)
Ego2 with y board
4500psi Crossfire
Raven jersey
Dye invision, gloves, pants
Whisper barrel, Empire 10 piece, Evil Pipe
Redz pack and other pack
Coiled Remote
Lightning Drop
Dye backpack for carrying stuff

There was a tourny a team won a evil pipe he asks to buy it and pulls out 300$ cdn from his pocket.

For good player using begginer gun
Tippman 98
Dye excel barrel
Coil
He's great at paintball kinda like one shot accuracy. I was in my bunker once thinking none could hit me well there was an one inch hole he was 50 yards away 2 shots in the goggles

[t33kyboy]

i didnt really get a good look at the kids setup but he has a gold/red fade timmy (not sure which kind) with a VL200 loader taped on and running off a 88ci tank on his back :laugh: . He tried to get into begginers but the refs wouldnt let him because he has a high end gun, then he played one game of intermediate and quit the rest of the day :D .

[haber1302]

i know this is bringing up an old thread (it looks like a cool one though), but what's wrong with plythons post? maybe im just seeing it. will someone tell me?

ahhhh the good old days where everyone had stingrays. those things are reliable, i wanna see more people with those.

[Six Feet Under]

Most expensive I've seen is a 7yr old with Dye and Bunker King everything (for apparel), Nasty w\ Vision and freak kit, 68\4500 crossfire or pmi tank, and rase tank cover. Evo II loader too... Kid, I've never seen him play.:laugh:

[Dye_Cocker_dude]

i havent actually seen too many of these people around here so i dunno, im sure some people may think it about me but i worked for all my stuff, i started off with my tippy a few yrs ago, bought a 99 cocker, sold both, worked, bought dye cocker, sold that, saved, bought ir3, im currently 15, started when i had just turned 13

[punkerx1]

dont see to many noobs with high end guns..pretty much everyone i see with a high end gun isnt a noob..not including cockers(if u wanna call stock cokers high end) everyone and their genitals owns a cocker

[skateordie]

The most expensive gun i have seen a noob buy... Well it would ahve to be an Angel A4 with angel air and a halo b and the kid was like between 10 and 12!