Top 10 reasons to date a paintballer?

[PB0900]

I have seen this list in some peoples' signatures but haven't been able to find it anywhere recently. If someone could post this I would appreciate it.

[PMI_Guy]

They took it out of there sigs (probably) because it violated good taste rules. Theres a thread over at PBN about this, i think.

Also, change you avatar.

[thermus117]

They got long barrels LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

[spor]

sry to burst ur bubble, but this has been done and closed.

do a search next time http://www.pbreview.com/forums/search.php


BTW does anything in general not count towards your post count or just off topic?

[pEnNyWiSdOm225]

Originally posted by spor



BTW does anything in general not count towards your post count or just off topic?

General counts, OT doesn't

[tippmann1223]

every one knows the main reason to date a paintballer is because im one:agree:

[pEnNyWiSdOm225]

Originally posted by tippmann1223
every one knows the main reason to date a paintballer is because im one:agree:

You're 12 years old..... what grade are you in? 6th? 7th?

[Ninja_Goon]

Originally posted by tippmann1223
every one knows the main reason to date a paintballer is because im one:agree:

You just need to stop talking.

[tippmann1223]

7th...il be in my room:sulk:

[the other one]

Originally posted by tippmann1223
7th...il be in my room:sulk:

wow... i thought all you little kids still thought girls had cooties.:eyes:

[nerdcore]

Originally posted by the other one
wow... i thought all you little kids still thought girls had cooties.:eyes: i'm 23 and i KNOW girls have cooties :laugh:

[Kingman27]

I am 6th grade :D

I saw it in someones sig.it was funny..I cant remember them though...

[SinfulCindy]

http://www.pbreview.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=1366832#post1366832 (You should scroll down to my post. :P)

[PB0900]

Thanks Cindy.


I search 99.9% of the time, this is the only thing I haven't searched because I didn't think it would turn anything up. I will remember to do it now no matter what. I have actually only started 3 topics since I joined here, 2 of them asking for something.

[paintballer42o]

Everyone knows that people date paintballers cause i paintball ;)

[SilentButDeadly]

Originally posted by nerdcore
i'm 23 and i KNOW girls have cooties :laugh:
When we were kids we called them cooties. Now that we're all adults (well most of us except for Kingman27 :laugh: J/k) we like to call them diseases, or STD's for short. And you thought cooties were scary...

[XtraBoy]

Originally posted by pEnNyWiSdOm225


You're 12 years old..... what grade are you in? 6th? 7th?

Hahahhahah!

[Kingman27]

Originally posted by XtraBoy


Hahahhahah! you see something funny bout being 11 or 12?huh?huh?wanna make something out of it?:pissed:


j/k :D thats just a joke,not serious :P

[teufelhunden]

Yeah... the fact that your voice is still higher than Britney Spears'

[pEnNyWiSdOm225]

Originally posted by teufelhunden
Yeah... the fact that your voice is still higher than Britney Spears'

:laugh:

[Kingman27]

Originally posted by teufelhunden
Yeah... the fact that your voice is still higher than Britney Spears' :laugh: :laugh:

actually it isnt..some kids I know are :D but my voice,isnt high at all...isnt deep..just kinda normal..except my voice is changing..and it like cracks and sounds all stupid sometimes :P but I guess my voice is supposed to change so yeah..

[bdaniel08]

ummm... yea, a little off topic, but yea. Just wait till next year and you will be 13 or 12:|.... anyways, this site really doesnt judge by age. I have found that they judge by knowledge:D i feel so special

[Shadow22]

Yeah Kingman27 hasnt discovered cooties is code for Herpes.

[Plython]

Originally posted by teufelhunden
Yeah... the fact that your voice is still higher than Britney Spears'

Now why you gotta be picking on the lad? :D

[hybrid-sniper]

Originally posted by Plython


Now why you gotta be picking on the lad? :D
because teufel is insecure and feels like a big man picking on the children :P

[PB0900]

Originally posted by hybrid-sniper

because teufel is insecure and feels like a big man picking on the children :P

Or to quote Homer Simpson:

"I felt like a big man pushing that kid around!"



SilentButDeadly, and Shadow22, those are sig worthy...too bad I only have room for one.

[Kingman27]

Originally posted by PB0900


Or to quote Homer Simpson:

"I felt like a big man pushing that kid around!"



SilentButDeadly, and Shadow22, those are sig worthy...too bad I only have room for one. you have room..tons of room..just take out the [quotes] and it will be like mine..

[paintballer42o]

Originally posted by teufelhunden
Yeah... the fact that your voice is still higher than Britney Spears' :laugh:

[Six Feet Under]

Originally posted by hybrid-sniper

because teufel is insecure and feels like a big man picking on the children :P

I thought that was Michael Jackson?

[AMGMASTER1]

PWNED!!!!!!and dooched!!!!!!!

[SinfulCindy]

Originally posted by AMGMASTER1
PWNED!!!!!!and dooched!!!!!!! YOUR SIG!!!!! Is too long!!!!!!! Please shorten it to 15 or less lines. Thank you. Have a nice day. :)

[LAMANTEthePBguy]

Originally posted by SinfulCindy
YOUR SIG!!!!! Is too long!!!!!!! Please shorten it to 15 or less lines. Thank you. Have a nice day. :)
agreed. I count 33 :eek:

and not to be a arse about it but britney has a pretty low voice.

[Plython]

At lest he has a sig now, instead of posting it in every post.

[SinfulCindy]

Originally posted by LAMANTEthePBguy
and not to be a arse about it but britney has a pretty low voice. Then that makes Kitten's quote "Yeah... the fact that your voice is still higher than Britney Spears'" true, right?

[tippmann3221]

Originally posted by tippmann1223
7th...il be in my room:sulk:

Yeah you are like 13 years old. You also stole my name. GET OUTTA HERE!

just playing with you man.

[LAMANTEthePBguy]

Originally posted by SinfulCindy
Then that makes Kitten's quote "Yeah... the fact that your voice is still higher than Britney Spears'" true, right?
uhhhh :paranoid: uhhhh :paranoid:
*runs away*

[woolf]

because we dont mind playing around with our cockers and showing them off


autocockers that is you sick minded people

[SinfulCindy]

Originally posted by LAMANTEthePBguy
uhhhh :paranoid: uhhhh :paranoid:
*runs away* :eyes: Mmmmmhmmmm....

[bulletbill]

lil paintballers amuse me. The are SOOO hard to hit, but when you take them down, they always make a funny girls sound. I laugh everytime.

[Kingman27]

I got the whole list of 12..
1. We aren't afraid 2 get down and dirty
2. We know how to listen 2 directions
3. We at least have a 12" barrel
4. We can fire off 100's of rounds without getting tired
5. We always wear protection
6. We love to be aggressive
7. We like to push hard, but not hard enough to get hit
8. We clean our barrels a lot
9. We always have to have the best 'cocker on the field
10. We're good at moving our fingers extremely fast in small places
11. We can move & contort our bodies into weird positions
12. We usually leave our "condom" on so we dont hurt anybody



Originally posted by bulletbill
lil paintballers amuse me. The are SOOO hard to hit, but when you take them down, they always make a funny girls sound. I laugh everytime. I will take you down first..and if you get me,I do not make a funny girl sound :P

[tippmann1223]

dumb n00bs havin 21" barrels

[pevis_88]

Originally posted by SilentButDeadly

When we were kids we called them cooties. Now that we're all adults (well most of us except for Kingman27 :laugh: J/k) we like to call them diseases, or STD's for short. And you thought cooties were scary...

SIG'D haha hilarious

[PB0900]

Kingman27 that was the list I was looking for! #10 is the best. And I can't belive I have a 3 page thread so far on this topic...Great...:) I like your avatar Tippmann1223