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Ebonclaw
10-07-2001, 01:49 PM
Ok, I'm thinking this could be a sticky. Post all the mistakes a newbie should avoid that you can think of. Here's a few biggies.

DO NOT:

Take your mask off on the field. No matter how fogged or whatever. This IS the NUMBER one rule that newbies like to break.

Pick paint off the ground and put it in your hopper. Shoots sand through your gun. Not good. If you do want to save paint, WIPE IT OFF GOOD! Make sure there's not a grain of sand on it or it can scratch your barrel or internals. Any paint that did not start the day on the field is worthless. I only use paint off the ground if I have just spilled it or know it has been recently shot and I wipe it off well.

Neglect your gun. Remember to oil it and clean it. If you take care of it, it will take care of you.

Buy a cocker or above for your first marker. Even pros are intimidated by the sheer complexity of these things. Get a blowback like a Spyder or Piranha. I have a Spyder. Works great.
Stay away from Brass Eagle. Their guns are not easily upgradable, have funny barrel threads, and perform poorly in my experiance.

Be afraid of getting shot. If you're going to play paintball you will eventually get shot. It's really not that bad, until you get to the pro level where people do "bunkering" and end up getting shot at close range. Even then it only stings for a while. Really guys, I promise you, it's a lot worse in your minds than on the field.


Be afraid to ask questions. "What kind of gun is that?" is one that other players LOVE answering. Admire their guns, someday they'll be drooling at one of yours. We can all appreciate beauty. Don't be afraid to ask "What's this?" and point to a part. If the guy is any sort of decent player he'll tell you and explain what it does. You'll learn quickly.

Wipe. Ever. Every player hates wipers and if caught doing it, expect to be lit up by 17+ balls a second from some kind of gun from the netherworld. And if you wiped, I won't cry for you. Cheating is NOT tolerated. If it broke on you or your gun, game over, there's a new one in another 5 minutes.

Dont brag about your skills or your setup, nothing more annoying then a trash talking newb.


The last one is controversial. My motto is never surrender. So....DO NOT surrender UNLESS your personal safety is jeopradized (fogged mask etc). I personally saw a new guy on my team using a rental marker tag the last two experianced players left. One was shooting a $1400 gun and the other an $1100 gun. If you're gonna go down, take one with you.


DO:
Keep your barrel plug in with at all times you're not in a shooting area. The importance of this is doubled and tripled when you finally get an e-marker that can go off if you look at it funny. Remember to keep it in your pocket in case you get shot out. As soon as you're out, yell "HIT!" a couple times and get your plug in. A player without a barrel plug in looks like a live player.

Keep moving. Confuses the life out of your opponents, makes the game exciting for you, and gives you a better angle on your opponents.

Get out there and fight. Don't hide behind the bunker unless you're getting shot at. You'll do no good sitting behind the bunker all day. You'll never make any great moves if you don't take risks.

Expect the unexpected. Especially in the woods. There's a nasty surprise everywhere in the woods. Opponents hiding, branches, thorn bushes, man eating bears......

Have fun. You're not out there to whip anyone, you're out there because you like the game. Winning enhances your fun, but I've had a blast even on losing teams.


Hope I helped and I'm sure I missed many that will be added onto by other players here on pbreview.com. If you have any newbie questions, don't be afraid to PM me. I can help with most any question except concerning mechanics of high end markers. Then you need to go to one of the High End boys like theflash.

Magnus55
10-08-2001, 01:29 PM
I'll change the title and then sticky it. :)

ds613
10-08-2001, 04:56 PM
Do: Tuck in to your bunker if it's getting shot at.

HondaRacer2120
10-09-2001, 04:49 PM
don't shoot your gun strait up :D

Z3R0C00L
10-10-2001, 09:59 AM
when u shoot your paint strait up where the hell does it go!?!? i was fooling around before a 3 man scrimmage and all the guys shot strait up but they never came down?!? someone awnser this for me

Magnus55
10-10-2001, 12:12 PM
The wind moves it. As the paintball goes up the wind blows the paintball off so that when it begins to fall back down to earth, it lands somewhere else entirely. Also, it is very hard to shoot perfectly strait into the air, so often times, even if the barrel is off by only a fraction of an inch, the paintball will go hurtling into an entirely different direction due both the wind and the angle of the barrel.

PBunny
10-11-2001, 04:59 PM
Never surrender. I and many others HATE wussies. I was reffing one game and one guy surrendered because his team wasn't listening to him. Hell, either would I, the guy told his team to run in the open so the other team would shoot at them and he could find their position. What an idiot. Also, one time this one kid with a tigershark wanted to play with the people with $1500 guns. When his team lost most of their players, he shot paint in random directions and yelled, "OUT!!!!"

Lesson: Most people won't play with wussies, I know I wouldn't. And if you are, get a experienced player to teach you survival skills.

-PBunny

HondaRacer2120
10-11-2001, 05:09 PM
let me re-phrase that when your gun goes up the paint can and will roll back into the hopper therefore u dry-fire (not a good thing)

Z3R0C00L
10-11-2001, 05:27 PM
a dont do for newbies, dont borrow anybodys angel, you will end up shooting yourself in the foor a couple times

beeper
10-11-2001, 06:06 PM
Don't think you are going to kick everyones butt the first day out. Don't talk smack to other players.
Do play it cool the first day.
Do have a good time.

Ded
10-12-2001, 02:43 PM
don't rest a bushmaster on your leg without a barrel plug and with the darn thing turned on, i found this out the hard way.

Incube
10-15-2001, 03:13 PM
Do not wear ear phones..or listen to music while playing...you see why if you do make sure if you do you have the ones that cover you whole ears...if not you can get serious ear damage.

Do not aruge with the ref

Do respect all rules and all players.

Ded
10-19-2001, 08:53 PM
Don't play naked either, i also found this out the hard way.

Cerberust
10-21-2001, 06:04 PM
let me add to that a bit, this is some common sense ive decided to add since browsing around dozens of paintball sites.


DO NOT:
buy a red hopper or mask, cmon you stand out like a sore thumb.
when the game starts, make sure you take your safety and barrel plug off, if you dont youll have some trouble firing at 2 opponents running at you wont you........X.X
if your having a shootout with someone, dont lean out the same place you did before, most likely theyre waiting for that dark black mask to pop out the same place again.
have a spare tank and orings on you if you can, if your oring snaps and you lose a whole tank of co2 your kinda screwed arentchye?
dont let your adrenaline control your trigger finger. You can run out of paint in a minute, if your having a shootout with someone and yer both behind trees, continual fire will only hit the tree, so remember this is a game of ANGLES.
dont clutch yer wallet when you decide what mask to buy, id rather have a jtspectra(best mask i say) and a brass eagle vulcann then have winchester goggles(fog = no sight) and an angel. so buy a good mask.
communication with your team is the key to winning, rogues may think theyre cool, but they always bite dust in the end. so if your going to be one, AT LEAST let your team know so they can benefit somehow knowing where you are and ****, and also so one of your team members doesnt accidently shoot you.
when yer crouched down and looking wide eyed for a sign of a player, dont just look for a mask, look for barrels, hoppers, shadows, and co2 tanks sticking out here n there.
if someone sais " **** im out", they might not neccesarily be out(of ammo)
youll get more admiration for admiting even the slightest hits, then cleverly hiding them.

AND LASTLY>IF YOU HAVE RED HAIR, WEAR A SKULL CAP OR SOMETHING!!!!

kashik
10-28-2001, 10:42 PM
DO listen to the refs. Dont just brush off and make jokes bout the stuff they say when you get to the field. Sure a lot of it may seem pointless, but for an example, you will look like an *** when you dont listen, walk into the neutral area with your gassed up gun and have the refs yelling at you and possibly kicking out of the field.

thats if your field doesnt allow live guns past a certain point.

It happens at least 10-15 times every time I go to the field near me, and its always funny to see the refs chase down some guy as he walks into the neutral area with his gun still in hand.

No better way to easily distinguish yourself as a newbie.

Incube
10-29-2001, 12:26 PM
Dont do sexual favors for refs who will call you clean if your out! Sadly many a newbie have made that mistake!

kashik
10-29-2001, 12:57 PM
Dont? oh ****..................

DontKillWhitey
10-29-2001, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by Cerberust
[B] id rather have a jtspectra(best mask i say) and a brass eagle vulcann then have winchester goggles(fog = no sight) and an angel. B]
Thats were i stopped reading and wanted to smack you. And to stay on topic, Dont talk aobut stuff u dont kno about, its annoying as hell listenin to a newb brag aobut his equipment when he doesnt even kno wut it is.

Cerberust
10-30-2001, 05:18 PM
go smack yer mom, i stick to that statement, id rather be able to see and have a bad gun then be blind with a good gun.

TheZephyr
11-09-2001, 12:10 PM
When you get bunkered, please don't shoot the guy surrendering you, he's doing you a favor in not lighting you up at extremly close range. This happened to me three times: I shoot at teh guy, he ducks into his bunker, I run up and catch him with his back turned, I yell surrender, the newb turns around and shoots me in the neck.

Puddleglum
11-09-2001, 01:37 PM
when u shoot your paint strait up where the hell does it go!?!? i was fooling around before a 3 man scrimmage and all the guys shot strait up but they never came down?!? someone awnser this for me It gets caught in the clouds and stays there 'till it rains. You know in the parking lot you see puddles that look like rainbows? Well the paint makes these rainbows, its the oil in the paint. I hope that helps:wink3:

Thor the Mighty
11-09-2001, 04:19 PM
dont get a 20 inch barrel and a high powered rifle scope made for an elephant gun, and proclaim yourself a sniper. snipers dont get kills unless they are lucky or if they are playing a scenario game where there are hundreds of people playing and there is a HUGE cource

Ded
11-09-2001, 05:23 PM
well, seeing as anything over a 10 inch barrel will slow the ball down and eventually use more gas, getting a 20 inch barrel won't make you a sniper anyway. if anything it will decrease your range and accuracy.

Thor the Mighty
11-09-2001, 08:02 PM
um yeah, thats what i said except you added onto it

TheZephyr
11-10-2001, 08:24 PM
In conclusion small barrels = the win

20" barrels = Best for safari

kashik
11-14-2001, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by Cerberust
go smack yer mom, i stick to that statement, id rather be able to see and have a bad gun then be blind with a good gun.

why not just buy better lenses? then you have an okay mask with good lenses and a great gun. :D

Thor the Mighty
11-14-2001, 06:18 PM
yeah lenses airnt that much money only about like 12 or so

Crime Dog
11-21-2001, 04:37 AM
Here's a tip for newbies...

I just read this story in another thread, and it pissed me off.

And I don't use the word "pissed" very often.

Don't EVER shoot someone in the back of the head from 5 feet away. That's bad sportsmanship. You give them the option to surrender. Don't be a newbie smart-alek cocky little punk and shoot someone from that close. I gurantee you, given the right person, you're gonna get pounded into the ground, or lit up like the 4th of July the next game

Use your head.

tones888
11-27-2001, 09:21 AM
people tend to forget that doing stupid things will come back and bite you in the ***.
one time i saw an experienced player shoot another experienced player 2 times in the back of the head, and managed to talk **** to the guy as well! later on at 7-11, the guy who shot the other guy in the head got jumped by 3 guys.
Moral of the story:
you nice angel doesn't protect when you're off the field.

ciaran.mooney
11-27-2001, 11:01 AM
Why would you shoot a guy in the back of the head? If you see the back of a persons head they are either on your team, so not a good idea all round to shoot them at all. Or you've crept up on them and you have got a clear shot at every place on their body, the head is the smallest target to shoot at when you have a great big torso to aim for.

tones888
11-27-2001, 11:10 AM
exaclty what the 3 guys were thinking....
there was no reason to shoot the person on the head. but the guy did anyways, justifying and deserving a healthy serving of an ole fashion beatdown. his jt jersey was torn in HALF by the time they were done with him.

Ebonclaw
11-29-2001, 09:59 AM
Man, if some one shot me in the back of the head point blank I'd take his $1800 gun and make him a new arsehole.

DonkeyKev
11-30-2001, 05:58 PM
Originally posted by Ebonclaw
Wipe. Ever. Every player hates wipers and if caught doing it, expect to be lit up by 17+ balls a second from some kind of gun from the netherworld. And if you wiped, I won't cry for you. Cheating is NOT tolerated. If it broke on you or your gun, game over, there's a new one in another 5 minutes.
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What does wiping mean?

Thor the Mighty
12-02-2001, 11:59 AM
when you get shot, you wipe the paint off of you and keep playing

dont do that