FAKE NAVY SEAL
03-04-2001, 07:00 AM
Yesterday i was playin in a game and one of my friends was tagged by a guy on the other team. only thing is he got it in the nuts. Next game i saw the guy who did it run behind a rather large bunker. The kid thought he was safe, muhahahahaha. That blue hopper of his sticking up was such a nice target. So at a decent range (about 100 feet) i put one of my slam balls right into his hopper. There went his last 2 hundred rounds of paint. Better yet my second shot hit his side cocking bolt and splattered all over it, causing him to have to take apart his clamshell m98. And he even got to read the nice little messages my round had left him.
Once again the FAKE NAVY SEAL, protector of all men's nuts has smitten the opponents of the all important nut sack.
Once again the FAKE NAVY SEAL, protector of all men's nuts has smitten the opponents of the all important nut sack.