*** AS HELL

[Jordan]

god im soooo pissed right now! i told this kid at school that i would give him a stingray II i had lyin around in the shed. he came over today and he was like let me get the gun i was like its in the shed help me look for it so we went and we couldnt find it. he just started punching me calling me *** and **** cause i couldnt find the gun that i was gonna give him for FREE! so i was like wat the hell are u punchin me for?? he was like cause ur *** so i punched him right in his adamns apple and went inside and got the phone. i was like if you dont get the hell out of here im callin the cops on your ***. he was like fine so he left then he came back with 2 other people. since he didnt have a paintball gun he shot bb's at my house, and the other two kids unloaded a whole case of paint on my house. i'm so pissed i just finished cleanin all that **** and i have 6 holes in my window. what should i do there still outside i think im gonna take my cocker and shove it up his ***

what the hell am i gonna do ???? its 3 against 1 and one guy has a bb gun

[elTwitcho]

Call the cops, think of it this way

a) you call the cops, and shooting bbs and paintballs at your house, can be made into assault, since there is a chance that a BB would have hit you. At the least they get mischief and get to do community service. If he punched you, maybe see about charging him for assault as well.

b) You're worried that if you call the cops he's gonna get mad and do soemthing bad to you. Something like what? shooting paintballs and BBs at your house and punching you?

Call the cops if he so much as looks at you the wrong way again, otherwise try and forget about it.

[Jordan]

yeh i just called the cops and thanks

im not scared of him or the paintballs im scared of the bb's though i dont think i wanna get hit with one

[Dräko]

Ive been shot in the elbow with a bb gun from about 12 feet, it hardly broke then skin but they are dangerous, definetly dont go outside, specially without your mask on

[Richy_C]

man, would have been crammin my premiums down hiw throat at 300 fps, and it's good you called the cops

[Incube]

that guy sounds like an *ss where you live if i am in your country or whatever i might think of meeting up with you at a tourney and goin down and kickin the sh1t out of him with you how old is he hopefully he is around my age if not then ill shut up

[antiramie]

Well if u wanted to do it with class, you could have gone around behind your house and done a sneak attack on their asses. I would have shot those mofos right in the nutz for acting like that. Then when the cops came, I would have claimed self-defense. :D :D

[elTwitcho]

This just reinforces my belief that all people should have at least 4 molotv cocktails in an easy accessible location in their rooms. Unless you have kids, or parents... or friends... and especially not if the cops are observing you... better yet, scratch that idea, I'll be right back, gotta go get rid of some stuff :)

[Jordan]

i live in va the kids are 14 and im 15. when the cops got here they were gone but then they came back. i have stairs in my attick that lead to the roof. so what i did was i went on the roof and throw smoke bombs on the street so the couldnt see me but i had a whole case of marbs with me :)

and a few grenades and m-80's they didnt have mask and i shot one guy in the nose :)

[elTwitcho]

Some might argue... that maybe, possibly, that was the wrong way of handling things

[whatpaintballgun?]

some might like me inless the put holes into my windows.in that case 2 thing would happen a call for the cops and my friends automatic tippman rain paintballs into ther legs while i charge head on (make'm dance!)but not toward there face cause that would be wrong.

[Ez8]

people like your "friend" here make me think way humans aren't extinct yet.

[spacer709]

man i bet that was freaky

[Jordan]

they came back a little bit ago and the guy i was gonna give the stingray II to was like ur ****ing *** u were lyin. i was like i have the gun i cant find go the **** home you think im actually gonna give the gun to you now?

the other kid still had a bb gun so i was inside talking the whole time.

they *tried* to steal **** from my shed but little did they know that i had 6 kids in my house my age that all play PB with me we unloaded at least 2 cases of paint on them between everybody 2 kids had tippmanns i had a cocker one with a spyder shutter java one with a tl+

they ran so damn hard it wasnt funny

it might not have been the right way to handle things but i had nothing else to do. i didnt feel like calling the cops on them AGAIN cause the cops couldnt find them last time

[spacer709]

hahahahaha

[SmartBall]

Thats the kinda stuff you know you shouldn't do, but its just SO DAMN FUNNY! man, i have a kid that lives in back of me, and one day he came over, tried to shoot my dog, but his gun was out of air. So i unloaded my mighty talon on him(this was back at least 4 years). He ran, i laughed, but i felt bad, oh well at least i got revenge.

[TLplus84]

lol usually i'm against that kind of stuff..but hahaha that's soo funny :D

[Watupi]

Be sure not to get one of them in the eye with a paintball. Thats just a lawsuit waiting to happen.

If it was me, I would have called the cops. If they didnt do anything, there wouldnt be much to stop you from driving to his house with a few buddies. Just beat them a little and go back home.

[Creek]

If he did that too me,he'd be at his doctors office trying to explain how my foot got stuck up his ***.

[PetWoody]

If they get on ur land u can beat the living shot outta them and not get in trouble since they were truspassing. so if i were u i would either go out and buy a pump bb gun with a scope. pump it as much as u can and shoot them in the *** if they return. or just get lots of ur friends and beat there asses off ur land.

i wouldnt take that kinda ****.

[elTwitcho]

This is like some TV show, that's gone horribly wrong, and you'd think this sorta thing wouldnt happen.

"The next day, him and his buddies were mad that me and my friends got him with our paintball guns, so he showed up with 2 M1A1 abrahams tanks, funny thing was, that inside my house , my 4 friends all had LAW rockets, and after taking out them tanks, we raked the whole are with .50 caliber machine gun fire. Then ..."

[Mr. Kitty]

God, that sounds like a mini-sized war!I try to be forgiving but sometimes I can't. If you need some revenge, go to this site. Don't do any of the realy bad ones but most of them are pretty cool. Go to a search engine and type anarchist's cookbook and then click on one of the links.

[Keikan]

I would have gotten in my upstairs window, grabbed my pack of festival balls (Those large fireworks shot out of a pipe that explode similar to ones you see at "professional shows") then I would grab a ligher and begin aiming at them. ... :)

[Richy_C]

man, i have a crack head on my street who thinks automags suck tippmans balls, he bought my friends spyder with, get this, his pot money and his dads travel money. on the bus i told jon he could have my mag for 390 and the pot head said he'd give me 430, i was like, umm you could get yourself alota pot for that much, he got so pissed

[X]

Man, do you live in the ghetto or something ? Off the subject, Smartball, I recognize that avatar. Its a rifled ABS potato gun barrel.

[SmartBall]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU DO?!?!?!
MAN!!
oh ya, BTW it's a rifled PVC potato gun barrel!
My God! how'd you know that! man i just went out and picked the weirded little picture that i could find! ok, this is kinda OT, butttttt i just find it funny that someone actually knew what that was!

[Dräko]

why ive NEVER used my paintgun for any type of vandalism.... big brother is watching

[X]

I'm pretty sure its white ABS. They don't have pics of the older PVC ones on the site. You might say I'm a recreational pneumatic and pyrotechnic cannon enthusiast. Or you might say I like to blow stuff up :D

[SmartBall]

ABS i'm almost 100% is black to greyish in color. http://www.goldmann.com under spudgun technology center and you'll see a pic of it. not to argue :D Oh yea about that blowing stuff up thing, I'd consider you that ;)

[Model98]

Can't we all just get along? :P

[whatpaintballgun?]

Spud guns r aswome.I nailed a groundhog if a spud killed it a rib bone was stikin out if it's body it was nasty.and i but a spud through a branch (big 1 too) and a spud RIGHT infront of a car almost cosed an exadint.i made a tollit paper barrel out of pvc mine has an intercangable barrel handle and proban fuled chamber with a grill lighter so i can have a launch pad(board)9 feet away from the gun itself i took though'sgolf bag stand thing that come on the bags to keep it standing while i fire it knoks it bag 3 feet when fired.never know where it's gonna go left right froward


lil old squill lost a head.

[SmartBall]

I only understood about half of what you just said! I wish i could understand it all because it sounds like you do some pretty interesting stuff with your spud gun :D I think i'll hafta switch to propane too soon. The static guard is good, but its kinda sticky :( i have to clean it out like every 10 shots, so it's kinda annoying.

[X]

Right now I only have 1 small manual pneumatic, but I'm working on that. Yeah, that definitely looks like PVC, and ABS is usu. black, but I thought the caption said it was ABS. Did you know they make clear PVC ?

[Incube]

haha i chased a skanky trash pickin bum down my street for 4 blocks with a spud gun he triped over his feet and i shot him up the ***

[PBSouLjAh]

haha....i'd love to be da ones shootin those guys who were tryin to steal from ur shed. man.....u know one of my youth group teachers..was in the navy seal. but then got demoted for trying to save a dying friend and disobeyed orders. so he got transferred to DC. well..anyways....he has a gun collection. from ak-47's to m16's...glocks to w600-13 sniper. he told me all about them. man...if someone tried to break into his house....hee would be allowed to shoot them cuz they were trespassing and assaulting him. he would bust out with his m16 and his m14...and i'd be on his roof shootin his w6000-13 sniper (accurate up to 1000 yards) i hate those kinda guys who try to steal. also i have an air rifle...pumped up about 15 times.....it shoots as fast as a glock 9mm pistol. my air rifle at 10 pumps goes 880 fps....glocks (police issued guns) shoot at 1300 fps. so dat means i just pump it up about a couple times more..get a pellet...and tear their arse. jk. next time they come...i'd freeze ur paintballs. or maybe shoot marbles.

[Richy_C]

nahh, i don't live in the ghetto, but ghetto boy lives here, we might beat him if he tries somethin

[elTwitcho]

This is gettin off topic, and please please please dont go around shooting homeless people with potato cannons, or sitting on your roofs with a high powered rifle... that's just bad news for anyone involved :)

[Incube]

Preach it Preacher

[whatpaintballgun?]

Just pm me about what u don't under stand.

[Cory]

tell us what the cops do. i had a similar situation but they couldn't do anything about it because the didn't have any "proof".

[X]

The new great american pastime - Bum hunting :D:D:D