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Witt
03-06-2001, 04:37 AM
Hey
Guys. How do you feel about getting a paintball strait in the balls. It happened to me and I was very surprised...It didnt hurt as bad As I thought it would...Have you ever been hit in the balls?

Creek
03-06-2001, 04:42 AM
nope but been hit in the cup before

Joel Timberlake
03-06-2001, 05:04 AM
No, I haven't been hit in the balls with a paintball, but I bet it would hurt pretty bad.

adVanCedSh0t
03-06-2001, 05:11 AM
I have been hit there but i had a cup on and its still hurt when it hit the cup. But im glad i wore it. Also now i keep my tank over it just in case.

Incube
03-06-2001, 05:14 AM
i where 3 pairs of boxers and 2 pairs of pants

Predator
03-06-2001, 05:21 AM
Gotta wear a cup dude.

Joel Timberlake
03-06-2001, 05:35 AM
Originally posted by Incube
i where 3 pairs of boxers and 2 pairs of pants

Good god man! I wear one pair of boxer, 1 pair of pants, and no cup.

Witt
03-06-2001, 05:47 AM
Jesus Christ Dude...A CUP...TAHST WEIRD..Isnt a lil Uncomfoortable...God.. I wouldnt wear a cup at all.

MuckRaker
03-06-2001, 06:07 AM
This weekend i took three hits about two inches below the little Fellas ... I'm bruised like crazy with a BIG NASTY RED WELT on the inside of my right thigh ... I can't imagine how that would feel and look if Lefty The Nut had taken those hits ... That's why I wear a cup. It's the next most important piece of safety equipment after your mask ... I might even be so bold as to say it is equal to the mask. Get one, Wear it and stop acting like a cup is beneath you.

Richy_C
03-06-2001, 06:56 AM
well i took a shot will i was ling down w/my legs slightly spreadbut i was wearing baggy pants so it bounced and just to piss the guy off i picked up the paintball looked atit, shined it with my jesry and put it in my hopper, then i shot that fool

Incube
03-06-2001, 07:16 AM
That must of been halarous hahahahahahahahaha also i wear beggy pants and i get like 10 bounces i day of ball

Richy_C
03-06-2001, 08:25 AM
yeah, he was a newbie with a rental, he shot once, just once and looked all stupid eyed at my while i picked up the paint

lilJAMEZ2k
03-06-2001, 08:36 AM
Ive been hit there before once we were playing in the woods with a whole mess of people and it was confusing to tell who was on our team and i was out and my own team mate shot me 5 times and one hit me and it hurt like a bizotch.

Joel Timberlake
03-06-2001, 08:48 AM
Originally posted by Witt
Jesus Christ Dude...A CUP...THATS WEIRD..Isnt a lil Uncomfoortable...God.. I wouldnt wear a cup at all.

They aren't that uncomfortable.

Witt
03-06-2001, 08:50 AM
Timberlake./..How would you know

SmartBall
03-06-2001, 10:52 AM
I've been hit there by a maniac on full auto 15 times. ouch! thats when god spoke to me, "Were a cup, or else."
So after that, i wore one, not wishing to understand the meaning of "or else" ;)

antiramie
03-06-2001, 12:35 PM
Three most important protections:

1. Mask (dont leave home with out it)
2. Neck guard (only if mask doesnt cover neck)
3. Cup (oh billy that would hurt gettin hit there)

MuckRaker
03-06-2001, 12:40 PM
Yeah, wear a cup or shoot one-handed.

elTwitcho
03-06-2001, 12:48 PM
yeah, the other day an angel shot me in the cup about 4 times. That hollow plastic knocking sound is alot funnier than doubling over in paind and not walking for a month. Wear a cup, you wackos

Creek
03-06-2001, 05:45 PM
Well one day they'll take 5 rounds and then we can call them sue cause they wont be making baby's for a while. My wife said pall balls over if i loose the onther ones lol

Creek
03-06-2001, 05:46 PM
ok muck tell me my spelling sucks now too lol :)

shizocka
03-06-2001, 06:09 PM
never been hit in the balls but got blasted on the head, it was pain unlike anyother

TLplus84
03-06-2001, 07:21 PM
gotta give my soldiers a bunker...whew..i got shot there once..without a cup...it hurt..i cried..i couldn't breathe..almost had to uhmm..withdraw my left soldier.:eek: man who cares if it is a little bit uncomfortable..wear one..your wife will thank you in 10 years..

Model98
03-06-2001, 08:37 PM
Uhhhh..no comment :D :D :D :D

Incube
03-07-2001, 03:42 AM
what TL means is no cup no bed shakeing sex. Thatis what you mean right? God i hope thats what he ment!

MuckRaker
03-07-2001, 03:53 AM
Originally posted by Incube
what TL means is no cup no bed shakeing sex. Thatis what you mean right? God i hope thats what he ment!

Gotta look at it this way, testicles make Testosterone, which is the magic chemical needed for a good sex drive ... no testicles, no testosterone and, unfortunately, no sex drive. You'd be like those casterated slaves that guarded the Harems ... lots of looky, but no interest ... Wouldn't that suck!!! :eek:

Incube
03-07-2001, 11:42 AM
Yes, Yes it would
Thanks for the big explenation you could just say no nuts = no nookie

Richy_C
03-07-2001, 12:35 PM
umm testoterone is in a gland behind your neck, right? and ui thinki'l get a soft and firm cup, the platic ones hurt and cuase blisters in the most annoying places

Batman
03-07-2001, 12:41 PM
Well at far range if your lucky it will bounce off if you had no cup. however about a year ago i got hit there AND IT HURTS