Some easy advice for tournies

[Arch_Angelhawk]

If you have any advice, feel free to add. Here are some of my tips:

1. Never get trapped behind a bunker. It's crucial to relocate. If you don't move, you'll get surrounded.

2. At the same time, stay hidden. It's easier to hit an enemy if they don't know you're there, and it's harder for them to hit you.

3. Always communicate with your team. It's one of the most important things you can do. It sucks to get knocked out because your teammate didn't tell you someone was coming, or that they were throwing a grenade.

That's all I can think of right now. If anyone is interested, I need more people in my team.

[paintballer42o]

grenade...in a tourny:confused:

[CapnCrunch]

Originally posted by Arch_Angelhawk
or that they were throwing a grenade.


To bad grenades are illegal in tourneys:rolleyes:

[Blacksheep]

I think your reputation here is pretty much tarnished...

[paintballer42o]

I say his advice is about as useful as you pretending to be spyderman and saving people

[Arch_Angelhawk]

in the local tournaments, grenades are legal. If you can afford them, you can use them. Believe me, I always win the local tournies.

[Arch_Angelhawk]

Paintballer42o, compared to me, ur a newb. I've been playin pros with dark angels for 5 years, and winnin with my victor. So next time u wanna knock what I say, make sure to check my skill level, and the amount of times I win.

[paintballer42o]

Ill believe you when Pigs fly and Monkeys Fish grow brains.

Dude, seriously, if you knew what you were talking about, you wouldnt have "grenades" in there, and you would be more descriptive in your post.

You might be better than me, i might be better than you, but we cant determain that because were over the internet, not in front of each other talkin or playin each other.

and angels? Angels are nothing compared to most tournys.
im not flamin you, im just sayin, ive NEVER heard of Grenades in tournys. Almost no one has.

EDIT: and how am i a noob... you cant even determin that:rolleyes:

[hybrid-sniper]

Originally posted by paintballer42o
I say his advice is about as useful as you pretending to be spyderman and saving people
Its Spiderman, not spyderman ;)


Im not sure if your referring to woodsball tournies or speedball tournies though, it sounds like woods to me, which may allow to you use grenades im not sure.

[Blacksheep]

Originally posted by Arch_Angelhawk
Paintballer42o, compared to me, ur a newb. This is so assinine that it's just laughable...wow...do you even know this guy?:laugh:

I've been playin pros with dark angels for 5 years, and winnin with my victor. I do not believe that either gun existed five years ago as the Angel LCD was just coming out and the Spyder Victor...I think it was still like...not existant. And we all know that the gun determines your skill level, you sound like a n00b the more and more you talk :rolleyes:

so next time u wanna knock what I say, make sure to check my skill level, and the amount of times I win. Let's see some hard facts...come on, show us the trophies, results, etc




I don't mind new players...I don't like n00bs.

[CapnCrunch]

Originally posted by Arch_Angelhawk
Paintballer42o, compared to me, ur a newb. I've been playin pros with dark angels for 5 years, and winnin with my victor. So next time u wanna knock what I say, make sure to check my skill level, and the amount of times I win.

Few people have dark angels anymore...I think they were the gun to have around...uhhhh...3 years ago....and if you play local tourneys your probably not a very succesful player, when you get good and have major sponsors and play in good leagues, your sponsors usually won't allow you to play local tourneyss

[CapnCrunch]

Originally posted by Arch_Angelhawk
I would suggest the whisper barrel, 14 inch. It not only helps the accuracy of your gun, but it also silences it, allowing you to affectively use geurilla tactics.

Lol, that was a post of his in another thread. Check out some of his posts, its like the Funny Newbs thread crammed into one guy!

[paintballer42o]

this guy is the biggest noob on the planet:laugh:
i cant stand this guy:P

[AR55 MtM]

Originally posted by paintballer42o
this guy is the biggest noob on the planet:laugh:
i cant stand this guy:P
he just joined a few days ago and he seems like one in all his post he just takes other peoples material and makes his own post
and since you are new around here
Read the Stickies they will be your best friend :rolleyes:

[paintballer42o]

lol hes taking what everyone posts and twisting them into his own words? Psh. thats something to laugh about:laugh:

[AR55 MtM]

i think i have a :paranoid: stalker :paranoid:

[Arch_Angelhawk]

Listen, everyone. I'm no newb. As I said I've been playin for 5 years. This is pointless. I can't prove you wrong, you can't prove me wrong, but you guys can humiliate me because of sheer numbers. I am sponsored, but only by a local paintball store. If you wanna dis me, play me first. I apologize if my posts annoy you, but I've never had a membership to a paintball website. No one locally, in a radius of about 3 miles compares to my skill in paintball, so I thought to join. I see its just a bunch of people who sit around doing nothing except talkin about what they could never possibly achieve in paintball. I'll take my leave and never return. Good luck to you all, and if you find me by some twist of fate, play me and be destroyed.

Arch Angel Captain
Hawk

[AR55 MtM]

Originally posted by Arch_Angelhawk
Listen, everyone. I'm no newb. As I said I've been playin for 5 years. This is pointless. I can't prove you wrong, you can't prove me wrong, but you guys can humiliate me because of sheer numbers. I am sponsored, but only by a local paintball store. If you wanna dis me, play me first. I apologize if my posts annoy you, but I've never had a membership to a paintball website. No one locally, in a radius of about 3 miles compares to my skill in paintball, so I thought to join. I see its just a bunch of people who sit around doing nothing except talkin about what they could never possibly achieve in paintball. I'll take my leave and never return. Good luck to you all, and if you find me by some twist of fate, play me and be destroyed.

Arch Angel Captain
Hawk
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
n00b
:laugh: :crazy: :blah: :laugh:
:P

[paintballer42o]

Originally posted by Arch_Angelhawk
Listen, everyone. I'm no newb. As I said I've been playin for 5 years. This is pointless. I can't prove you wrong, you can't prove me wrong, but you guys can humiliate me because of sheer numbers. I am sponsored, but only by a local paintball store. If you wanna dis me, play me first. I apologize if my posts annoy you, but I've never had a membership to a paintball website. No one locally, in a radius of about 3 miles compares to my skill in paintball, so I thought to join. I see its just a bunch of people who sit around doing nothing except talkin about what they could never possibly achieve in paintball. I'll take my leave and never return. Good luck to you all, and if you find me by some twist of fate, play me and be destroyed.

Arch Angel Captain
Hawk
dude seriously, you were lying in every post you made. Later.

[coolrazer]

Originally posted by Arch_Angelhawk
I would suggest the whisper barrel, 14 inch. It not only helps the accuracy of your gun, but it also silences it, allowing you to affectively use geurilla tactics.

dude you cant spell, its guerrilla not geurilla! noob

[AR55 MtM]

i love this post all we do is burn the n00b

[hybrid-sniper]

:laugh:
There was some short lasted entertainment.
Somebody should find him and school him, just too bad he conveniently made no mention of where he's from.

Kinda sad also, since he's never been a member of a forum before he has no clue on the best gear or such, just what his proshop tell him is the best gear.
Oh well, im sure there will be at least 10 n00bs to replace him.

[Halliday]

Originally posted by hybrid-sniper

Its Spiderman, not spyderman ;)


Actually, it's the Human Spider!

[LAMANTEthePBguy]

Originally posted by Arch_Angelhawk
No one locally, in a radius of about 3 miles compares to my skill in paintballTHREE WHOLE MILES:eek: ??!!omfg?!?!?!?1

Do you know, I hold that same title? But when I get to my feild, I still get owned somtimes (my feild is about 30 mi away). But locally I am the best out there (except mabey for my one friend, but he's on my team so it doesn't matter). Please, save yourself and don't post anymore.

[CapnCrunch]

When I lived in West Virginia for a month or so, I was the best player in about the...uh state;) That doesn't say much tho

[coolrazer]

where is the little noob anyway?

[Infiltrator]

Hide so I can bunker you. 3 miles? That's sad. Paintball is played all over the world buddy.

[paintballer42o]

He left...good. We dont want a person filling newbies minds with MORE ideas, eh?

[cutter479]

lol this is the funiest thread i ever read:laugh: :laugh:

[coolrazer]

Originally posted by Arch_Angeln00b
No one locally, in a radius of about 3 miles compares to my skill in paintball, so I thought to join

Wait a minute.....i'm the only one that plays paintball within a three mile radius of my house so i guess i'm the best just like Arch_Angeln00b! :D

[Blacksheep]

Originally posted by Arch_Angelhawk
Listen, everyone. I'm no newb. As I said I've been playin for 5 years. This is pointless. I can't prove you wrong, you can't prove me wrong, but you guys can humiliate me because of sheer numbers. I am sponsored, but only by a local paintball store. If you wanna dis me, play me first. I apologize if my posts annoy you, but I've never had a membership to a paintball website. No one locally, in a radius of about 3 miles compares to my skill in paintball, so I thought to join. I see its just a bunch of people who sit around doing nothing except talkin about what they could never possibly achieve in paintball. I'll take my leave and never return. Good luck to you all, and if you find me by some twist of fate, play me and be destroyed.

Arch Angel Captain
Hawk

"Be destroyed," sounds like something from Star Wars...

[paintballer42o]

Originally posted by Blacksheep


"Be destroyed," sounds like something from Star Wars...
C3P-O Quote "Well will Be Destroyed ..." Unquote.

Emperor Palpatine Quote "Young Skywalker...you shall Be Destroyed !" Unquote
;)

[KLG_paintballer]

Originally posted by Arch_Angelhawk
Listen, everyone. I'm no newb.
Hawk



This guy is the biggest newb I've ever seen.:laugh:

[KLG_paintballer]

This dude is my neighbor, so I've schooled him plenty of times. He was lying when he talked about his skill. He is the worst noob I've ever seen. He should just quit.

[Blacksheep]

Originally posted by KLG_paintballer
This dude is my neighbor, so I've schooled him plenty of times. He was lying when he talked about his skill. He is the worst noob I've ever seen. He should just quit.

Sounds like Angelhawk trying to be cool now or a paradoy...

[thejester]

dude this post is hilarious

[pbhippie ben]

Originally posted by Arch_Angelhawk
Listen, everyone. I'm no newb. As I said I've been playin for 5 years. This is pointless. I can't prove you wrong, you can't prove me wrong, but you guys can humiliate me because of sheer numbers

Arch Angel Captain
Hawk

But, you can't prove yourself right...:rolleyes:

[2002COCKERBOY]

haha he says he's the Arch Angel captain like it means something, wen he has another thread asking people to join his team... hahah. this guys great. it reminds me of a team of noobs in my school called the Tippman Clan haha. they serious think they rock... its funny.

[2002COCKERBOY]

o by the way, Hawk, if you really wanna play me, then you are welcome to come up and play me in wisconsin. I'll pay for your plain ticket up, but if you lose, you pay me double of what i payed for the ticket and also pay your own ticket back... sound like a deal?? i mean, its not like you'll lose any money... since you can school me. hahahahah noob! if you really think you can school me, feel free to pm me and i'll we can work something out... noob.. hehe

[Guitar Junki 16]

Lol man this is hilarious...three miles... I walk more than that in a day at school. Hell, I'd pay for your ticket for a plane in first class up to here to school you!!! I mean, that is what you are used to in your three mile radius of a hick town, right? First class?

HA!!!

[Guitar Junki 16]

Yeah, discard what the signature up there says for this one.

[CRJenkins13]

hey man crawl out of your sisters room and lemme ask you something. You got any extra harnesses I can buy? No, not ones with pods, one that holds like 10 gernades? You kno, it'd be a good idea if they had a device that yelled "WARNING. THE GUY IN THE LEFT STANDUP BEERCAN IS THROWING A GERNADE AT YOU!"... Maybe I should patent it.

[EvilLost]

this guy is the funniest "pro" i've seen in a long time :laugh:

ahh I needed a good laugh.


Oh and we CAN prove your n00bness based on what you are saying...

[coolrazer]

why won't you talk to us anymore you silly little n00bit???

[KLG_paintballer]

i dont think this guy is comin back

HA HA..... comin

[LAMANTEthePBguy]

Hey n00bs, don't revive old useless threads.

[acdave]

can you say noob :laugh: :laugh:

[p41ntballjunkie]

Originally posted by Arch_Angelhawk
in the local tournaments, grenades are legal. If you can afford them, you can use them. Believe me, I always win the local tournies.

umm tourneys as in rec ball? lol

[AR55 MtM]

dude we should make a thread called the stupidest things pbr member have ever done
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[coolrazer]

no, a thread called "Flame Arch_AngelHawk Here!" :laugh: