Tippmannn vs Overweight Guy whos terrible

[Shmavistime]

Anybody else been in a 1 on 1 with youre tippmann vs a guy who has a 10 pod harness, overweight, really bad, talks trash, and won? I did. it was disgraceful.:pbr:

[todzilla85]

yep, only won cause balls bounce off them. ive seen it....7 shots all hit but all bounced off from 15 feet away.

[lance9001]

this would be better off in the stories forum, i think.

[reno county]

haha im a overweight guy but i dont suck and when people hit me it always seems to break so it hard to think about balls bouncing off cause there fat and yes thats right i weight 280

[Shmavistime]

just the guys who really suck and think thier good with $800 markers and no idea how to use them.:pbr:

[Radioman]

Ya I guess all us fat guys must suck to you young kids. (220LBS @ 6ft),hey fat guys listen up, have you ever stood in a group just after you enter the fieldand casually let your gun hang down at your side and tilt it on an angle and squeeze off a round into a loud mouth teenagers balls, then scream "Oh man I am so sorry dude, i just got this gun thing yesterday and I can't figure it out. Can you help me" (As he lays there) NO ME EITHER, I'VE NEVER DONE THAT. lol

[Tippmann Owns]

...speaking from the perspective of a ripped 15 year old...
radioman u sick sick basterd...

[Tippmann Owns]

.....and they do bounce

[bdpropain]

Ummm, how is 220 at 6 foot a big fat guy? I'm 6'4" and almost 4 bills. I am a big fat guy:) And yes, you get lots of bounces being this big.

[shortman506]

there was a team of like 4 or 5 people who go to Topgun a lot and i went there when they were there and they seemed like cool guys. there was this skinny dude who was nice and helped everyone out, but then there was this guy who i'll call "chubs". chubs was basically a fat, blubbering vagina. he would sit in the back and yell at all the kids to move forward or he would shoot them in the ***. then he would sit in the back and grin at his handywork. he was going to beat up a 15 year old kid because the kid walked into his lane.:eyes: then this fat **** got my friend out because he was in a perfectly fine bunker but chubs wanted to get into it so he made my friend run right into the other team shooting at him while chubs, once again sat in the back. besides him, it was good.

[Meuchelmorder]

sounds like you coulda had the same experiences whether these people were skinny or fat.

sounds like a bunch of cry-babies who like to stereotype people. grow up.:rolleyes:

[jdolla]

Back in my first year of playing p-ball, I went with my church youth group. Most of us had only gone 1 or 2 times before. So one of the most experienced guys, (now a teammate and coach), who is somewhat fat, said: "The best paintball workout is to just go home, sit on the couch, and eat som twinkies or something, *pats keg*, The more you have, the more likely it is to bounce."

[PWalk]

Originally posted by shortman506
there was a team of like 4 or 5 people who go to Topgun a lot and i went there when they were there and they seemed like cool guys. there was this skinny dude who was nice and helped everyone out, but then there was this guy who i'll call "chubs". chubs was basically a fat, blubbering vagina. he would sit in the back and yell at all the kids to move forward or he would shoot them in the ***. then he would sit in the back and grin at his handywork. he was going to beat up a 15 year old kid because the kid walked into his lane.:eyes: then this fat **** got my friend out because he was in a perfectly fine bunker but chubs wanted to get into it so he made my friend run right into the other team shooting at him while chubs, once again sat in the back. besides him, it was good.

I actually think I was there on the day your talking about. Too funny.

[shortman506]

Originally posted by Meuchelmorder
sounds like you coulda had the same experiences whether these people were skinny or fat.

sounds like a bunch of cry-babies who like to stereotype people. grow up.:rolleyes:

its just that people seem to notice a lot of fat people are meaner than the thin ones. atleast that's what i've seen in paintball.

[tippmann_98_98]

I was playing with a fat guy once and he was behind a really good bunker and he got up to ran ( cuz he was laying down :crazy: ) and fell on hte fort and broke it lol and i won that match :laugh:

[Meuchelmorder]

Originally posted by shortman506


its just that people seem to notice a lot of fat people are meaner than the thin ones. atleast that's what i've seen in paintball.

and it isnt mean to suggest fat people are generally mean?

well of coarse they're gonna be generally meaner, cuz they have to endure crap from people like this thread-starter.

c'mon, when have you EVER seen a fat guy and not had that fact be the first thing through your mind?

let me repeat: grow up :propellr:

[tippmann_98_98]

hey shut-up:rolleyes:

[Meuchelmorder]

snappy comeback!!:eek:

hey i like ur avatar b.t.w.

[tippmann_98_98]

btw?????? what dose that mean?

[Cool_guy]

it means By The Way

[smithb]

not all fat people are bad, i was playing speed ball and was at about half field. i stuck my head around the bunker to see this fat guy on the other side of the field only fired one shot so i diden't duck and i got goggles. I talked to him later and he was realy nice

[kooboi01]

well people not all fat people are mean and not all skinny people are nice in fact on skinny kid was yeallin at everyone to rush up "Hamburger Hill" while he sat back and shot off a few rounds every once and a while but other than that he talked to the ref. oh and the ref's were horrible.

[pbplayah]

im 6'4 and weigh 290 and balls dont seem to mind to break on me

[reno county]

yea man im 5' 11" 285 and im a nice guy , and im alright for a guy my size the only problem is finding a big bunker to run to when the game starts lol :P

[kooboi01]

Oh sum funny stuff that same game me and this really fat kid ran to the same bunker and i am kinda fat 5'5" 185 and i am more solid than the kid so i push him out and he gets shot lol and then i have the bunker all to my self and won the game lol. it was funny as hell to hear the kid yelling at me on the way out. lol good times good times

[pnda_express]

you give a terrible name to true michiganiers by a-pushing other players
b-being fat
c-bringing up old threads.

[Hmmm Donut]

Originally posted by Shmavistime
Anybody else been in a 1 on 1 with youre tippmann vs a guy who has a 10 pod harness, overweight, really bad, talks trash, and won? I did. it was disgraceful.:pbr:

yea i know wha your talking about. I remeber i played this really fat kid with a uped impy. Well he talked so much trash. In the game since he was so big he stayed toward the back. Well as my team moved up past the fifty, he run (more like walked) over to the right snake and i lit him th **** up.

[GranDream]

I had a good downhill angle on two fat kids. They didn't see me or move, so it rained paint on them until I saw hands go up.

[kooboi01]

hey dude shut up i dont care if this thread was 1 year old ill bring it up when i want yeaya

[kooboi01]

oh yea U f***ing nerd labeling your *** *** remarks with letters oh and i bet ill woop ur *** if your even close to my height and weight u lil punk ***.

[GranDream]

Originally posted by kooboi01
hey dude shut up i dont care if this thread was 1 year old ill bring it up when i want yeaya


According to the "Posting and You" flash film, it is better to bring up an old thread than to make a new one. :tup:

[ACDCRocks666]

yeah that happened to me once, then i bunkered the guy with the tippmann.

[ps2baller]

Originally posted by Shmavistime
Anybody else been in a 1 on 1 with youre tippmann vs a guy who has a 10 pod harness, overweight, really bad, talks trash, and won? I did. it was disgraceful.:pbr:

Yea Rich Telford:cool:

except he dosn't suck and isn't fat.

[Diablo_blanco]

hey i take offence to that, im overweight, and im not half bad :mad: , not all fat people are just slobs, that do nothing except eat greasy chicken, like you see on the movies. ive shot out a lot of peopl so it not that common to get out by a fat kid.:pissed:

[pnda_express]

Originally posted by kooboi01
oh yea U f***ing nerd labeling your *** *** remarks with letters oh and i bet ill woop ur *** if your even close to my height and weight u lil punk ***.

One, this was my brothers thread, 2, dont get your panties in a bunch fatty.

[Avery_mac]

i played with some guy i think he wsa the feilds owners friend or something he was so fat and we were using i think 98 custom and he has an angel a4 and was on full auto and had at least 6 pods and was just plowing us down and we hit him like 7 times and never did anything when they hit him .. bounce off the fattie

[GranDream]

Fat always reflects balls. Simple Physics:o