One newbies stupidity

[Batman]

Heres a story of the stupidity of this one newbie i came across.He was about 11 years old,and he was in the other teams bunker(no one was in it at the time) so i said hmm... must be on other team.i looked at my ever-so-troubled 4 year old Squadbuster snuggled tightly within my belt.I took it out and threw it. Fired a few point blank range shots in the bunker hit him one then the squadbuster did its job. The newbie was covered in marbalizers and blue paint. To my suprise the newbie freaked and hopped in pain. them little did i see after i got a glimpse of his arms i saw a red wristband(my team) whoop-de-doo. that newbies stupidity realy showed off to me that game. Now kids, remember this is not a hate letter to newbies, only to that specific newbie who when i went up to told me his name was Mike. He was probably about to scream at me but i think he saw my shiny TL+ , Smart Parts all amercan barrel ect. i think he changed his mind.

[Phaelon Veritas]

I will refrain from replying to this post because somehow I feel for the authors stupidity

[Sid]

mindless blather.

[Predator2]

I agree w/ u Phaelon

[elTwitcho]

I dont get it, you lit up your own teamate

[Silent Knight]

OK!

[Richy_C]

right......................

[Batman]

Well i didnt meen to hit him but he apeared in the other teams bunker. Why do u think its stupid? I wasnt doing anything wrong, well maybe shooting him but hey you would to if you didnt know he was on your team and in the other teams bunker. Then during the game i went up to him and asked him his name told and then told him im sorry and then told him about how you could solve the in the other teams bunker problem. I wasnt callin him stupid, even though the title says "One Newbies stupidity". I just meant about how he was in the other teams bunke rand not knowing.

[MuckRaker]

Hmmmm ... they don't assign bunkers at our field, this must be a recent development. I'm not sure abou the last part of your original post, did you try to intimidate him with your marker once y'all were off the field ... That doesn't sound to smart to me.

[TLplus84]

there's a reason why they are called NEWBIES. THey are new to the sport, and do not have the skills that are important to the game, and do not always know what to do...cut them some slack....he did a stupid thing...but i did too when i started out...

[SmartBall]

Go on tell us ;)

[Batman]

YEs at my field they do assign bunkers for the teams in certian games. i didnt try to intimidate him i dont even know if he was going to yell at me, i was pretty much joking there . I now heses new and just wanted to tell u all about whats happend im not blaming him for the accident(did i spell that right?)

[MuckRaker]

No, you misspeeled several words in that post, and as your punishment, I shall hurl the 3rd Edition New World Collegiate Dictionary at your NADS! :eek: Enjoy! :D

[Intruder]

Poor kid, must have looked like a bucket of paint was thrown at him, lol.

[Batman]

Sorry for my misspelled words in that post. He did sorta look like a bucket of paint was thrown on him, but when I see someone in a bunker and try to get them...things get a little messy. Oh and muck, you misspelled the word mispelled, you wrote misspeeled.

[MuckRaker]

yeah, i know Batman, it's called humor ... work with me here! :eek:

[Creek]

Hmmmm getting yelled at cause you shot your own guy don't seem like the end of the world. I kinda vent myself if you shot me and then threw that dam thing at me also. And too walk up point a paintball gun at me wouldn't stop me from venting a little. Now too shoot me when I do isn't the smartest thing too do .But then i remender who's always on my team too.

[Batman]

Ok Batman is now putting the meaning of the word humor in him
ahem..

HUMOR: 4.the ability to appreciate or express what is funny,amusing ect. Extra thanks to Webster's New World Dictionary of The American Language.

[Ez8]

don't blame a newbie for your own mistake! I'm a newbie to the game to and i hate it when a team loses they blame it on us(it my be are fault sometimes but come on not every time!)! Its not that ethier of you are stupid its just a common newbie blame in a senseless post!

[MuckRaker]

OK, lets all forgive Batman his discretion and get on to more pressing issues like:

Why do white briefs turn grayish after several washings? Who'd like to take the floor on this one?

[Mad Ogre]

I can understand forgiving him. Done.
But what I dont understand is the initial bravado and saying the other guy (in this case an eleven year old) was stupid.

I say he should drop and do 50 - then call the issue closed.

[Creek]

Well if you wash white briefs with other clothes muck,they kinda turn another color.Unless you look around a bunker and see 3 guys coming at you full auto.blashing like mad men.And you can't even say i done gun broke then the color in your pants minght turn a brown color also.

[Savage Beating]

Wait so let me get this straight now..... You wasted a grenade AND paint shooting your own TEAMMATE. But it was his fault for infiltrating the enemies base and being dumb??

[MuckRaker]

Go Creek ... you stayed on topic!!

[simon woodstock]

i'd say give the kid a break. if he's never played before its not cool to discourage him like that, you shot him at point blank, then covered him w/ a squad buster! and he was eleven!

[TLplus84]

uhmm.Gray??? what kind of FUNKY underwear r u wearing~!? i go commando :eek: sike i wear boxers hehe