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Intimidation
10-28-2001, 02:58 PM
I was playing my fifth game ever saturday,and we were waiting for the countdown to begin,when this little kid with a rental pro/carbine,who had never played before,and was there for a party,turns around,and asks my friend,who has a M98 w/a flatline and an intruder grip and other stuff to trade guns with him.My friend said no,so he asked me to trade my black stingray 2 w/ 12 inch eagleworks barrel for his rental.I proceded to tell him that I would be getting the good end of the deal,and that I would not trade.Just after this,My friend and I were playing the back bunkers,and laying cover fire,when this newbie,who was part of thegroup of about 20 kids for the party,comes up with a piranha,and asks why it won't work.It wasn't even cocked.I cocked it for him,them my friend and I moved up the field.I got shot in the butt along the way,but it bounced off (alot of padding back there:D ).We reached the next bunker,and I feel a tap on my back.I turn around,and see another little kid take his mask off while standing in the only open area around tha area,and ask who was shooting at us:eek: )An experienced player overheard me (he was standing next to me) tell the kid to put his mask on,and proceeded to tell the kid what could happen if he took his mask off and a paintball hit his eye.The kid ran off.The next game,ANOTHER little kid tripped my by sitting down right infront of me as I ran into a bunker.I got gogged,but head shots don't count at this field.I eventually got hit in the hopper,elbow (feed elbow,not the joint),barrel,and side of my stingray simultaniously by a kid with a fast finger and a m98.Next game,I got a shot bounced right off the middle of the top of my head as I went to duck the persons fire.He also got me in the neck armor of my mask (thanks,BE for that one,but thats all the thanks you get;) )The next game,and the last game filled with younger players (or at least,not filled with hordes of them.I was staying in back to help some of the little kids,when one of them went trigger happy,and shot at everything (including the back of my head and leg).He was 1 and a half feet behind me,and one foot to my right.How he managed to hit me is beyond my comprehension. Atleast none of the hits broke.Also,the game before the little kids invaded,me and a couple of friends (all newbies)were laying cover from a bunker,when four experienced players with fast fingers and faster guns,run around the side,and instead of following the rule that the field has about asking for a surrender first when within 6 feet of your opponents,they just start pouring paint onto us at point blank,while screaming that when shot,we should surrender.We were all shot at least 20 times each,but only one or two of the paintballs actually broke :eek: (thanks,diablo,for making your Blaze paintballs so reliable).OH...AH...CRAP!!!!!!SHOT IN THE BUTT!!! I...GOT....SHOT IN THE BUTT!!!!AH CRAP!!! THAT FRIGGIN HURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT SHOT IN MY FRIGGIN BUTT!!!

Denwad
11-09-2001, 08:02 AM
I got shot in the *** by some 15 year old 5 feet away, with a Sheridan XTS, and a 16 inch DYE barrel, THAT hurt!

I am only 12, that really hurt!

Thor the Mighty
11-09-2001, 04:12 PM
have you ever gotten hit in the neck with a frozen paintball from 15 feet away with an angel on full auto? did the only paintball that was frozen hit you in the neck and all of the unfrozen ones hit you in places that didnt hurt as much? it sucked

TheZephyr
11-17-2001, 02:34 PM
Damn, neck shots are almost comparable to nut shots. I got shot in the neck point blank by a newbie on my team in teh bunker next to me. He had his gun resting on his leg with his finger on the trigger. His gun was sticking out and someone shot him in the hand, i was going for a shot out the near side, and he jerked his gun and shot me straight in the throat. It hurt so much i was pissed!

ciaran.mooney
11-18-2001, 07:47 AM
I can believe that kid lifted his mask in a GAME arena - ****ing crazy or what. A marshals worst nightmare, we'd have to run in and rugby tackle him and lie on his face until the game was stopped.

Thor the Mighty
11-18-2001, 05:57 PM
oh yeah i forgot to tell the story about me at mr. paintball, san diego. i was behind a bunker in the back because we were all pinned down so im sitting there on the ground with my feet on the bunker just chilling and looking around when one of the opposing team members suicided it and shot me all up the arse and stuff! it hurt so bad!