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tippmann4ever
05-24-2004, 02:26 PM
Ok, it was about a year ago when me and some of my friends when out to play at the Apple Orchard. We arrived and played a couple of games of capture the flag. We played elimation. After aobut 5 min i saw Carlton Rohn and ***** (who requested to have his name blank), walking behind some evergreens. So i snuck up and it turned into a gun fight. turns out i shot them both. I walked up to inspect the enemies. So i came up to where they were, and i quess started talking. after about 30 secs i (not thinkinly) turn my back to them both. ***** jumps up! and takes 6 shots from 7 feet away at my back! i quickly turned in surprize. And prepared for impact. But i dint feel anything so i raised my gun and pulled the trigger, it shot him right below the neck. he was pissed that he missed all the shots while me and Carlton are laughing histaricaly. So after a while from recovering from that insodent, i dint think it would happen again. and i was walking in circles, and right when my back was turned, Carlton get up and takes a couple of shoots at me again! I was so surprized! and plus he missed every single one!
I turned once again and shot Carlton right in the upper leg. He yelled out in pain. I was questioning in my head what these kids IQ was... For the kid had witnessed what happend to ***** before and desided to do it himself.

I asked them both why they had tried to shoot me, after they were out. One replied "I counted to 60 and then i was back in"
So it was a misunderstanding.... I hope both of them learned a good lesson, "You mess with the best, you die like the rest!"

paintballer42o
05-24-2004, 05:52 PM
I see you like to make stories;)

p8ntballkid
05-24-2004, 07:56 PM
wonderful STORY! hahah could have been better.

tippmann4ever
05-27-2004, 01:10 PM
Originally posted by paintballer42o
I see you like to make stories;)

Stories as in, you think im lying?

BlackNight52
06-13-2004, 08:37 AM
A year ago? What took you so long to write it...