matrix sh**t

[teammagma1]

i was playing with my friend, david. I was shooting at him from a long ways away, and they kept bouncing off him. Then he stuck up his hand to signal "stop" and he caught a paintball. It was awsome.

[Puddleglum]

Dang, that would hurt.

[stingrayD]

wow and ow at the same time! that's pretty darn cool. paintballs are pretty fast, but juuust fast enough where you can dodge them if you see 'em comin'. he better have had gloves on...lol...

[Villhime98c]

I went paintballing in this big open field with my friend. He was a long way away from me but he still kept on shooting. The balls would hit the ground 20 feet in front of me and bounce past my bunker. They didn't appear to be going that fast so I reached out my hand and actualy caught one. I then took his paintball put it in my gun and fired it back at him. To my surprise it acually hit and broke on him, It was so funny.

[Thor the Mighty]

yeah the ball was probably weekened by going 200 miles an hour so when it hit him the shell was like streached or something. i've actually been fired at by a person in the back with a crappy gun and after the game i found 4 paintballs in my front pocket of my bdu's

[AngrySloth]

One of my friends, he's a moron I don't know why he did this, was saying, "You know how you can see paintballs in the air? Well I can dodge them like Neo!"
So during one of the games he stands up when someone is shooting him and just as he starts to bend over backwards he catches a paintball wth his family jewels. :eek:

Like I said, he's a moron.

[Killer Kat]

Originally posted by AngrySloth
One of my friends, he's a moron I don't know why he did this, was saying, "You know how you can see paintballs in the air? Well I can dodge them like Neo!"
So during one of the games he stands up when someone is shooting him and just as he starts to bend over backwards he catches a paintball wth his family jewels. :eek:

Like I said, he's a moron.

Thank You!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I needed that! I'm still ROFL :laugh:

[Thor the Mighty]

oh my god! what a goon! i have tried standing up and drawing fire but it didnt work. at least i wasnt stupid as hell like him and start bending backwards

what if in the movie the agent just shot at his lower half? that would have worked!

[TheZephyr]

We were chilling with the pro team Ground Zero at my field, and one guy was like "i bet i can dodge paintballs". So his teamate set his angel to full auto and fired at his legs, and the guy danced around them all.:eek: Of course then he got shot on the break. :P

[Havoc45]

me and my one friend did that, theres this game at my field called "center mound" we all rush this hill and kamikazi or plan tactics, but anyways. My friend and I were last ones in, we were a good bit away, and we kept dodging eachothers shots, except he had a bush to bounce that balls and I got shot. :(