Sneaky Sneaky Humor

[FallenAngel]

On the first day I went paintballing with my friends I had just bought a tippmann 98c. It was a 2 on 2 game and we went to our staging points and started the game. I told my teammate to go around so we might get them in a pinsir, so I started walking around the woods we were playing in. I walked about 100 feet then I spotted the other team. They were just standing right next to each other. It took all I had not to shoot them right then but I just kept stalking them. Finally they got to a trail to go back into the woods to go and find us. So I followed them into the woods and they didnt even turn around the whole time. I was hiding behind a tree and I turned and I seen they were kneeling behind a stump both looking in the same direction. I snuck up to them at about 10-12 feet and unloaded 3 shots into my friends ***** (anyone takes that the wrong way your nasty) and he fell on the ground, screamed, and started whining like a little girl. Then my other friend turned around after I shot my other friend in the *****, I shot him in the stomach once and he shot me in the bare hand and in the goggles (the hand drew blood.. to this day i have a scar from it).


One Shot One Kill:pissed:

[WvMtnSpyder]

you should have got both of them before the one had time to turn around and shoot you

[Kazkid8]

Okay...we were playing 2 on 3

my team had 2

it was a woods game with a small open feild w/ a couple bunkers....most ppl stayed round the woods feild...

i told my cousin to stick around the feild and distract them...

i walked down like 25 yards then turned left and snuck through...there was already alot of gun fire up the little hill...probably 10 feet high, 25 yeard away... i kept going and went about 50 yards and went up a TINY path and right there was the first guy on the other team...shootin at my cousin...who was easily conseiled...

it was funny tho because he was laying in a bathtub(enemy) because we were playing were an old house fell over years ago. i just let 3 shots in his back from bout 15-20 feet...after that, me and my cousin wiped out the last to ppl who were bout 50 more yards to the left of our flag station hideing...lol

[dog-of-Dislexia]

Why did you "stalk" them? Why not just win the game when you get the chance?


One case one kill:pissed:

[FirstAgentSmith]

well i was playing hyperball and our team was getting out fast but we getting out a good amount of the other team. THen its just me and 2 other people and against 3 and the other team couldnt see me from where i was. So i kept going foward till i got to the halfway point in the field where i stopped to see if any1 had seen me. Right when i peeked some guy on the other raised his head above a tube to shoot at the other people on my team so i lit him up on the mask pretty good. Then i snuck around to the other side and got the other 2 people out. Man that was a fun day

[FallenAngel]

Originally posted by dog-of-Dislexia
Why did you "stalk" them? Why not just win the game when you get the chance?

One case one kill:pissed:

Originally posted by WvMtnSpyder
you should have got both of them before the one had time to turn around and shoot you

to D.o.D. 1st off i was gonna see if my teammate would make a distraction for me so i could get in closer, 2nd I was waiting for the open shot. (i have a tippmann... need i say more?)

to Spyder Ya i should of but hey it didnt turn out that way at least i shot em both at least once. It was still my favorite game so far.

[LGP-Spyder]

u couldnt hit them both from 10 feet away with a tippman thats pretty pathetic

[PoisnenedAgain]

One time, I snuck around the entire field, got one person it the mask, one in the back, and one in the bck of the head.

And only used 16 balls. Phantoms kick ***

[FlyingBeefStew]

Only 16? For a Phantom owner, that's kinda low... I got 3 out with 2 balls. I shot one round, hit a guy in the leg. Next shto hit someone else, but it just grazed him. Part of the shell got ripped off, becuase it left a big paint trail down his side. The remainder of the paintball hit someone 5 feet from the first guy. Miracle shot, I tells ya....

[k00leo]

Originally posted by FlyingBeefStew
I got 3 out with 2 balls. I shot one round, hit a guy in the leg. Next shto hit someone else, but it just grazed him. Part of the shell got ripped off, becuase it left a big paint trail down his side. The remainder of the paintball hit someone 5 feet from the first guy. Miracle shot, I tells ya....

Thats hard to believe.....but i guess it could happen....Fluke!

[FlyingBeefStew]

You bet your sweet bottom dollar it was! It's only happened once, and even then I usually miss about a third of my shots.

[Shmavistime]

when i went playing with 7 other people in some state woods my tigershark broke down so i used my imagine, i didnt have a straight elnow eithier so i was hand loading. first game i was crouching in some pricker bushes and i practically ran into one of the guys on the other team. He thought i was on his team cause i wasnt shooting him. Reason is i accidently turned the saftey on and couldnt get it off. after 5 seconds i got it off and i shot him. that was close. last game it wound up being me and my cousin verse two other guys. heres what the field looked like:
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so the 2 on the other team were somewhere in the middle on the left side. We were at the bottom of the left side. We both decided to run up the road to get them as we ran up the road my cousin shot one but my hopper fell off on tyhe roadi borrowed a frie3nds gun. so i picked up paintballs from the ground and shot him out.